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(Buzzfeed)   Girl takes $1500 selfie during the College World Series. Worth it   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 62
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2013-07-01 11:50:39 PM
6 votes:
The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.
2013-07-02 12:16:52 AM
5 votes:
Hmm...I thought a selfie was going to be something else entirely.
2013-07-02 08:55:12 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-02 12:56:11 AM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

the only selfie that matters
2013-07-02 12:30:24 AM
4 votes:
How come PRIZM didn't catch this plot beforehand?
2013-07-02 08:47:37 AM
3 votes:
Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.

photos1.blogger.com

And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:

i135.photobucket.com
2013-07-02 03:34:29 AM
3 votes:
Blonde girls, Daisy Dukes, handcuffs.  FAPFAPFAPpbs.twimg.com
2013-07-02 12:36:55 AM
3 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: What'd they drop in there?


IN THERE.... in there...   in there...
2013-07-02 12:31:45 AM
3 votes:

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

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What'd they drop in there?
2013-07-02 12:10:16 AM
3 votes:
mlbreports.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-02 10:09:11 AM
2 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..

You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.


sharetv.org
2013-07-02 10:02:16 AM
2 votes:

Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..


You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.
2013-07-02 07:07:26 AM
2 votes:

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


I like the "net gun" idea, but only if used while riding a horse to chase down the offender.
2013-07-02 03:30:05 AM
2 votes:

koba22: Hate on the runners.

Hope they all get punched in the head.

Yeah, get off my lawn and all of that.


Hate to say it, but James Harrison had the proper response to a fan running on the field:

chicksinthehuddle.com
2013-07-02 02:57:52 AM
2 votes:

Tumunga: Linda Vaughn, for the win...

[thecount.com image 500x322]


Emergency Plan Alpha!
www.z06vette.com
2013-07-02 01:01:32 AM
2 votes:

balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4


My favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrY7Kf0ptTo

forward to 3:50.  Don't piss off the linesman, especially if you have no pads of skates.
2013-07-02 12:45:35 AM
2 votes:
If this shiat keeps up, I'mma stop not paying $5/month for TotalFarkus, and I'mma stop not buying shiat from snorg tees.

Drew may never see anothe non-penny from me again!
2013-07-02 12:28:51 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

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2013-07-02 12:27:25 AM
2 votes:

balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4


Then don't watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwNAx1yaNk
2013-07-02 12:14:06 AM
2 votes:
it appears as if this magnificent selfie was actually premeditated.

Thanks, Buzzfeed.

media.tumblr.com
2013-07-02 12:12:45 AM
2 votes:
I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.
2013-07-02 04:31:53 PM
1 votes:
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong in letting fans run on the field?
Just blowing off some steam, right?
2013-07-02 12:05:10 PM
1 votes:

lack of warmth: Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:


[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


"What an asshole!"
2013-07-02 10:49:47 AM
1 votes:
Attention whore with bat shait crazy eyes...
2013-07-02 09:32:41 AM
1 votes:
Neil Horan at the 2003 British Grand Prix mocks her efforts
2013-07-02 09:21:19 AM
1 votes:

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


She's what you would call, "Nebraska Pretty".
2013-07-02 09:13:26 AM
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.


Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.
2013-07-02 08:58:02 AM
1 votes:

Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:



photos1.blogger.com

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.
2013-07-02 08:48:57 AM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Yeah! Stop having fun!


Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-07-02 08:21:19 AM
1 votes:
This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas
2013-07-02 07:56:02 AM
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


oh no!  not a criminal record!  and now her credit score is lowered!  she might as well just commit suicide, because clearly her life is over now.  no one in this country can possibly survive with a criminal record and a less-than-perfect credit score.  and it will affect her job opportunities too?  how terrible!  her family will probably disown her now for defaming the family's honor.  she'll never be able to get a job now because of this, no company would ever hire her now.  and having a lowered credit score will mean she'll be homeless, forced to give back alley blowjobs just to afford to eat.  if only she had known this before throwing her life away.

in case you couldn't tell, i'm being sarcastic.
2013-07-02 07:54:36 AM
1 votes:
Security guys should have deleted the pic off her phone.

"That'll be $1500 and now you have no awesome photo. Was that fun?"
2013-07-02 07:29:55 AM
1 votes:

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


For a second, I thought she was being chased by Russell Crowe.
2013-07-02 07:23:13 AM
1 votes:

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.
2013-07-02 07:18:10 AM
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


No shiat?! That explains a lot!
2013-07-02 06:58:56 AM
1 votes:
Hilarious that most of you are defending her stupidity.
2013-07-02 06:57:30 AM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1

jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.

Honest Bender: YOLO

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?


Yeah! Stop having fun!
2013-07-02 06:53:20 AM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1


jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.


Honest Bender: YOLO


Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?
2013-07-02 04:42:57 AM
1 votes:

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


And did you see those knees?
mjl
2013-07-02 04:40:31 AM
1 votes:
Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks
2013-07-02 04:21:30 AM
1 votes:

basemetal: The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.


You are truly history's greatest monster.
2013-07-02 03:47:10 AM
1 votes:
All three girls look about a half-step removed from being dwarfs. And I bet they have a combined IQ of around 60.

I hope they get fined/troubled enough that it wasn't worth it in the end. Wanton and systematic disregard for the law leads to chaos, and should not stand.
2013-07-02 03:44:14 AM
1 votes:
I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.
2013-07-02 02:13:16 AM
1 votes:

ktybear: good stuff starts at 0.35
Don't piss off the batsman

http://youtu.be/706552WGY5M


Best one yet. Runners deserve to get their arses kicked, but there can be entertainment value in watching it happen.

"Look everyone! I've got no knickers and I'm on the telly! Woo-hoo, look at my waggling John Thom -" [SLAM]
2013-07-02 02:00:47 AM
1 votes:
"Here is some additional coverage of this epic moment in taking photos of yourself."

Go kill yourself, BuzzFeed...
2013-07-02 01:24:22 AM
1 votes:
A Buzzfeed link for that???? Corporate Fark sells out once again.
2013-07-02 01:23:36 AM
1 votes:
good stuff starts at 0.35
Don't piss off the batsman

http://youtu.be/706552WGY5M
2013-07-02 01:20:00 AM
1 votes:
Lots of guys ran on the field in the CWS and nobody on Fark cared.

newsroom.ucla.edu
2013-07-02 12:59:25 AM
1 votes:

Bob Down: You fail at streaking. Now go back and doing do it again properly.


You also fail, Bob.
2013-07-02 12:55:02 AM
1 votes:
I busted a selfie this morning.
2013-07-02 12:53:59 AM
1 votes:

wiseolddude: HempHead

I remember her, she used to run on to playing fields. What was her name?
afflictor.com
MORGANNA!!!

2013-07-02 12:53:47 AM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

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What'd they drop in there?


a cell phone?
2013-07-02 12:40:08 AM
1 votes:
Why am I now seeing sponsored links when I'm logged in?
2013-07-02 12:39:16 AM
1 votes:
Bottom gif is hilarious
2013-07-02 12:33:13 AM
1 votes:

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

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That picture has never been successful in making me dislike attention whores. At all.
2013-07-02 12:21:38 AM
1 votes:
Ha ha! She's awesome!

+8 for funny idea

+11 for execution.
2013-07-02 12:21:28 AM
1 votes:
The security guys look SO MAD!
2013-07-02 12:17:14 AM
1 votes:
Hmm,
1. Find pretty girl
2. Contact GoldenPalace.com
3. Sign contract to have her run on field  decked out in GoldenPalace.com gear filming herself for $6000
4. Viral
5. Pay her fine and give her $1500
6. $3000 profit.
2013-07-02 12:16:15 AM
1 votes:

Omahawg: thanks for nothing, omaha

/rosenblatt, blah blah blah, NCAA money whores, south 13th is the place, mumble mumble


Zesto sucks.
2013-07-02 12:13:16 AM
1 votes:
thanks for nothing, omaha

/rosenblatt, blah blah blah, NCAA money whores, south 13th is the place, mumble mumble
2013-07-02 12:13:06 AM
1 votes:
I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4
2013-07-02 12:12:00 AM
1 votes:
That's actually pretty farking awesome.
 
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