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2013-07-01 11:42:48 PM
I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.

I won't be kicking in for her fine but I imagine that it won't be a problem for her, what with the mighty BuzzFeed flogging this tale and all.

*blink*
 
2013-07-01 11:50:39 PM
The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.
 
2013-07-02 12:09:18 AM

basemetal: The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.


DONE IN 2.
 
2013-07-02 12:10:16 AM
mlbreports.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-02 12:11:12 AM

quatchi: I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.



Same here. I was all ready to bring some righteous judgment to an AW, but the pics changed my mind.
 
2013-07-02 12:12:00 AM
That's actually pretty farking awesome.
 
2013-07-02 12:12:45 AM
I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.
 
2013-07-02 12:12:51 AM
Leave these little shiats in an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.
 
2013-07-02 12:12:51 AM
How cringy.
 
2013-07-02 12:13:06 AM
I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4
 
2013-07-02 12:13:13 AM

HempHead: [mlbreports.files.wordpress.com image 550x447]


First Playboy I ever managed to procure had her in it. Dear GOD.

www.katonahny.com

Marianne Gravatte was no slouch, either.
 
2013-07-02 12:13:16 AM
thanks for nothing, omaha

/rosenblatt, blah blah blah, NCAA money whores, south 13th is the place, mumble mumble
 
2013-07-02 12:14:06 AM
it appears as if this magnificent selfie was actually premeditated.

Thanks, Buzzfeed.

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-02 12:15:06 AM
As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit
 
2013-07-02 12:15:47 AM
Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.
 
2013-07-02 12:15:49 AM
The kids are alright.
 
2013-07-02 12:16:15 AM

Omahawg: thanks for nothing, omaha

/rosenblatt, blah blah blah, NCAA money whores, south 13th is the place, mumble mumble


Zesto sucks.
 
2013-07-02 12:16:52 AM
Hmm...I thought a selfie was going to be something else entirely.
 
2013-07-02 12:17:14 AM
Hmm,
1. Find pretty girl
2. Contact GoldenPalace.com
3. Sign contract to have her run on field  decked out in GoldenPalace.com gear filming herself for $6000
4. Viral
5. Pay her fine and give her $1500
6. $3000 profit.
 
2013-07-02 12:19:02 AM

SpaceBison: Omahawg: thanks for nothing, omaha

/rosenblatt, blah blah blah, NCAA money whores, south 13th is the place, mumble mumble

Zesto sucks.


you'll eat your $5 e. coli/soy mashup and you'll like it

it just seemed.....more neighborhood crazy and not just corporate money whoring crazy
 
2013-07-02 12:21:28 AM
The security guys look SO MAD!
 
2013-07-02 12:21:38 AM
Ha ha! She's awesome!

+8 for funny idea

+11 for execution.
 
2013-07-02 12:24:47 AM
AW is cute and hilarious. +1
 
2013-07-02 12:26:46 AM
YOLO
 
2013-07-02 12:27:25 AM

balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4


Then don't watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwNAx1yaNk
 
2013-07-02 12:28:37 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4

Then don't watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwNAx1yaNk


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-07-02 12:28:51 AM
i.imgur.com

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link
 
2013-07-02 12:30:00 AM
SOLO DOLO
 
2013-07-02 12:30:24 AM
How come PRIZM didn't catch this plot beforehand?
 
2013-07-02 12:31:45 AM

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link


What'd they drop in there?
 
2013-07-02 12:33:13 AM

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link



That picture has never been successful in making me dislike attention whores. At all.
 
2013-07-02 12:33:25 AM
[lookatmeattentionwhore.jpg]

Get off the field.
 
2013-07-02 12:36:55 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: What'd they drop in there?


IN THERE.... in there...   in there...
 
2013-07-02 12:38:42 AM

jst3p: Hmm,
1. Find pretty girl
2. Contact GoldenPalace.com
3. Sign contract to have her run on field  decked out in GoldenPalace.com gear filming herself for $6000
4. Viral
5. Pay her fine and give her $1500
6. $3000 profit.


 Why dont you just dress up as some kind of goldenpalace.com themed superhero and keep the $6000.
 
2013-07-02 12:39:16 AM
Bottom gif is hilarious
 
2013-07-02 12:40:08 AM
Why am I now seeing sponsored links when I'm logged in?
 
2013-07-02 12:40:48 AM
She seems amusingly crazed.
 
2013-07-02 12:41:09 AM

Abox: Hmm...I thought a selfie was going to be something else entirely.


agreed. very dissappoint.
 
2013-07-02 12:45:35 AM
If this shiat keeps up, I'mma stop not paying $5/month for TotalFarkus, and I'mma stop not buying shiat from snorg tees.

Drew may never see anothe non-penny from me again!
 
2013-07-02 12:45:59 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Then don't watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwNAx1yaNk


Holy crap, that's straight from my running-away-from-the-cops nightmares. Except I wouldn't make it over the first wall being a scrawny dude and all.
 
2013-07-02 12:48:52 AM
HempHead

I remember her, she used to run on to playing fields. What was her name?
 
2013-07-02 12:49:17 AM
Attention whore.
 
HBK
2013-07-02 12:52:13 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit


You say that after you've been around for a year?

/you shoulda been here back when it was good.
 
2013-07-02 12:52:49 AM
I remember now, Morgana, the kissing bandit.
 
2013-07-02 12:53:47 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?


a cell phone?
 
2013-07-02 12:53:59 AM

wiseolddude: HempHead

I remember her, she used to run on to playing fields. What was her name?
afflictor.com
MORGANNA!!!

 
2013-07-02 12:55:02 AM
I busted a selfie this morning.
 
2013-07-02 12:55:50 AM
Hate on the runners.

Hope they all get punched in the head.

Yeah, get off my lawn and all of that.
 
2013-07-02 12:56:11 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

the only selfie that matters
 
2013-07-02 12:57:50 AM
You fail at streaking. Now go back and doing again properly.
 
2013-07-02 12:59:25 AM

Bob Down: You fail at streaking. Now go back and doing do it again properly.


You also fail, Bob.
 
2013-07-02 01:01:32 AM

balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4


My favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrY7Kf0ptTo

forward to 3:50.  Don't piss off the linesman, especially if you have no pads of skates.
 
2013-07-02 01:20:00 AM
Lots of guys ran on the field in the CWS and nobody on Fark cared.

newsroom.ucla.edu
 
2013-07-02 01:21:15 AM

23FPB23: basemetal: The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.

DONE IN 2.


I'll pay for the DA to enforce that one.
 
2013-07-02 01:23:26 AM
Fark is full of haters.

*RICROMERO.JPG*
 
2013-07-02 01:23:36 AM
good stuff starts at 0.35
Don't piss off the batsman

http://youtu.be/706552WGY5M
 
2013-07-02 01:24:22 AM
A Buzzfeed link for that???? Corporate Fark sells out once again.
 
2013-07-02 01:28:21 AM
bahaha under the article is another article that says FREE THE A's! But I'm pretty sure those are bigger than A's
 
2013-07-02 01:28:30 AM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist:

As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting- Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit

I Laughed OL'd; I didn't even read your comment before posting mine.  Great minds think a lot!  Fark minds don't think at all.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-02 01:30:58 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-02 01:32:09 AM
A lot of uptight people in here. Good for the girl I hope she does well in life. She gave us a nice chuckle.
 
2013-07-02 01:33:15 AM
The more I see it, the more I like people running onto the field.

Sports are taken way too seriously.
 
2013-07-02 01:34:06 AM
It's a little harmless fun until 2,000 people do it every game.
 
2013-07-02 01:36:53 AM
I'm amused by this, but I fear this will become a thing of trying to take selfies in bizarre circumstances just like how everything else seems to become a "thing" these days. Then I will hate it.
 
2013-07-02 01:40:51 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit


You mad, bro?
 
2013-07-02 01:41:01 AM
Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.
 
2013-07-02 01:43:10 AM

wiseolddude: I remember now, Morgana, the kissing bandit.


Remember: her boobies ALWAYS got there first
 
2013-07-02 01:46:18 AM

natmar_76: The more I see it, the more I like people running onto the field.

Sports are taken way too seriously.


I'm inclined to agree but they do have to protect those precious precious athletes.
 
2013-07-02 01:47:28 AM

cygnusx13: wiseolddude: I remember now, Morgana, the kissing bandit.

Remember: her boobies ALWAYS got there first


I bumped into Morganna the other day. ...She was on the other side of the street. ^_^

/Hi-Yo!
 
2013-07-02 01:48:27 AM

balki1867: I don't know why, but people who run on the field really annoy me.

Oblig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4


That was an awesome tackle and take down.
 
2013-07-02 01:53:43 AM
I love how happy she is throughout the whole thing.  Made me smile.
 
2013-07-02 01:58:53 AM
Count me in as another Farker that was ready to hate until I saw the actual pics. They look like they're having so damn much fun doing it that I have to hand it to them a little.
 
2013-07-02 02:00:47 AM
"Here is some additional coverage of this epic moment in taking photos of yourself."

Go kill yourself, BuzzFeed...
 
2013-07-02 02:11:26 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit


How dare a website you use for free try to make any money!!  CORPORATISTS!!!

*eyeroll*
 
2013-07-02 02:13:16 AM

ktybear: good stuff starts at 0.35
Don't piss off the batsman

http://youtu.be/706552WGY5M


Best one yet. Runners deserve to get their arses kicked, but there can be entertainment value in watching it happen.

"Look everyone! I've got no knickers and I'm on the telly! Woo-hoo, look at my waggling John Thom -" [SLAM]
 
2013-07-02 02:18:32 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?


the can opener
 
2013-07-02 02:21:32 AM

natmar_76: The more I see it, the more I like people running onto the field.

Sports are taken way too seriously.


The more I see it, the more I like people shouting "Freebird" repeatedly at concerts.

Music is taken way too seriously.
 
2013-07-02 02:22:23 AM
Linda Vaughn, for the win...

thecount.com
 
2013-07-02 02:41:33 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


Even though this was stupid, your pragmatism reminds me of someone with no friends... Sorry about that.
 
2013-07-02 02:53:48 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: The more I see it, the more I like people shouting "Freebird" repeatedly at concerts.

Music is taken way too seriously.


Cry about it.

Also, FREEBIRD
 
2013-07-02 02:57:52 AM

Tumunga: Linda Vaughn, for the win...

[thecount.com image 500x322]


Emergency Plan Alpha!
www.z06vette.com
 
2013-07-02 02:57:55 AM
I always thought I was an introvert. Then I started coming to Fark and watching everyone else wail "attention whore" every time someone dares step out of line.. Makes me feel like a pretty laid back, outgoing guy.
 
2013-07-02 03:00:19 AM
She looks like she had a great time.  Good for her.
 
2013-07-02 03:01:47 AM

natmar_76: Bonanza Jellybean: The more I see it, the more I like people shouting "Freebird" repeatedly at concerts.

Music is taken way too seriously.

Cry about it.

Also, FREEBIRD


The more I see it, the more I like people smearing their sweaty dicks on the movie projector lens during a matinee.

Film is taken way too seriously.
 
2013-07-02 03:02:08 AM
Heh, I don't see this as being a problem for her future employment as much as some would wish.  A quick search will go to the article and the pics and employers will see some kid doing something not all that dangerous or reckless, but fun and enjoying it.  Some employers would hire her because of this.
 
2013-07-02 03:04:42 AM

Mentalpatient87: I always thought I was an introvert. Then I started coming to Fark and watching everyone else wail "attention whore" every time someone dares step out of line.. Makes me feel like a pretty laid back, outgoing guy.


They call everyone they don't approve of a hipster, douchebag, or attention whore whether the label fits or not.
 
2013-07-02 03:11:46 AM
How about she gives me a handie instead?
 
2013-07-02 03:17:22 AM

Honest Bender: YOLO


No you don't.
 
2013-07-02 03:24:13 AM

zenobia: Honest Bender: YOLO

No you don't.


Oh, please spare me your spiritual crap.

/Anyone who uses that YOLO is a douchebag, but that doesn't mean there's a heaven or reincarnation.
 
2013-07-02 03:30:05 AM

koba22: Hate on the runners.

Hope they all get punched in the head.

Yeah, get off my lawn and all of that.


Hate to say it, but James Harrison had the proper response to a fan running on the field:

chicksinthehuddle.com
 
2013-07-02 03:34:29 AM
Blonde girls, Daisy Dukes, handcuffs.  FAPFAPFAPpbs.twimg.com
 
2013-07-02 03:44:14 AM
I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.
 
2013-07-02 03:45:27 AM

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


The net would be perfect. One minute they're running, the next, they're flossing with turf, and the guards can't be sued.

Call the Commissioners.
 
2013-07-02 03:47:10 AM
All three girls look about a half-step removed from being dwarfs. And I bet they have a combined IQ of around 60.

I hope they get fined/troubled enough that it wasn't worth it in the end. Wanton and systematic disregard for the law leads to chaos, and should not stand.
 
2013-07-02 04:12:09 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-02 04:21:30 AM

basemetal: The worst punishment you could give her would be to lose smart phone and facebook privileges for a year.


You are truly history's greatest monster.
 
2013-07-02 04:35:45 AM
I thought a "selfie" was, well....a different KIND of candid shot, if you know what I mean.

Something that would be worth $1500 and an arrest, you now?

This is just silly. I like the over the shoulder security guard shot, though.
 
mjl
2013-07-02 04:40:31 AM
Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks
 
2013-07-02 04:42:57 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


And did you see those knees?
 
2013-07-02 04:50:57 AM

FunkOut: Mentalpatient87: I always thought I was an introvert. Then I started coming to Fark and watching everyone else wail "attention whore" every time someone dares step out of line.. Makes me feel like a pretty laid back, outgoing guy.

They call everyone they don't approve of a hipster, douchebag, or attention whore whether the label fits or not.


And with the liberal use of 'they', you can tell that FunkOut probably has some tinfoil-hats lying around at home.
 
2013-07-02 04:52:09 AM

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


Sweet Lord Almighty....those cans.

/my bunk, I'll be in it.
 
2013-07-02 05:07:15 AM

quatchi: I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.

I won't be kicking in for her fine but I imagine that it won't be a problem for her, what with the mighty BuzzFeed flogging this tale and all.

*blink*


The kid-farking acceptance on FARK is a bit disturbing.

*scans thread*

Ah. You're not alone.
 
2013-07-02 05:10:49 AM

mbillips: The security guys look SO MAD!


You think they'd be just a little amused, but they could have been terrorists, I guess.  Blonde terrorists.
 
2013-07-02 05:38:07 AM
Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?
 
2013-07-02 06:15:14 AM

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


RULE BRITANNIA!!
 
2013-07-02 06:34:24 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


Cause they're underpaid and have to deal with drunk assholes every day?
 
2013-07-02 06:41:07 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


This is the only time they get to feel important.
 
2013-07-02 06:42:51 AM
I was not amazed.
 
2013-07-02 06:53:20 AM

shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1


jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.


Honest Bender: YOLO


Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?
 
2013-07-02 06:54:25 AM
Cool high school/college prank. Some people have no sense of humor
 
2013-07-02 06:54:34 AM
She's cute and made baseball entertaining to watch.
 
2013-07-02 06:57:30 AM

WinoRhino: shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1

jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.

Honest Bender: YOLO

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?


Yeah! Stop having fun!
 
2013-07-02 06:57:41 AM
Bookmarked for later perusal
 
2013-07-02 06:58:56 AM
Hilarious that most of you are defending her stupidity.
 
2013-07-02 07:01:52 AM

HBK: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit

You say that after you've been around for a year?

/you shoulda been here back when it was good.


Nah, it's pretty much always been like this. It's not that big of a deal.
 
2013-07-02 07:05:15 AM

abhorrent1: thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?

Cause they're underpaid and have to deal with drunk assholes every day?


I've done security at games and events.  Generally a cakewalk, but a reliably steady stream of assholes.

However it is not, by far, the worst job I've had.  If you can't approach a gig like that with good humor, find another one.  God knows there are plenty of other gigs that pay at or slightly more than minimum wage out there.
 
2013-07-02 07:07:26 AM

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


I like the "net gun" idea, but only if used while riding a horse to chase down the offender.
 
2013-07-02 07:09:28 AM
-1 for fully clothed.
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-02 07:18:10 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


No shiat?! That explains a lot!
 
2013-07-02 07:23:13 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.
 
2013-07-02 07:26:18 AM
"magnificent"?
 
2013-07-02 07:29:55 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


For a second, I thought she was being chased by Russell Crowe.
 
2013-07-02 07:36:10 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


They were? Guess we saw different clips.
 
2013-07-02 07:38:16 AM

desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.


Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.
 
2013-07-02 07:48:38 AM
At least something interesting happened at the CWS for once
 
2013-07-02 07:49:13 AM

MBooda: -1 for fully clothed.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x600]


Why does she have a paper plate on her arse?
 
2013-07-02 07:50:57 AM

Abox: Hmm...I thought a selfie was going to be something else entirely.


Same here when I first heard the term.

For it alone, I hope she AND subby get sealed into iron coffins lined with interior spikes. Seperately.
 
2013-07-02 07:54:32 AM
Fugly
 
2013-07-02 07:54:36 AM
Security guys should have deleted the pic off her phone.

"That'll be $1500 and now you have no awesome photo. Was that fun?"
 
2013-07-02 07:56:02 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


oh no!  not a criminal record!  and now her credit score is lowered!  she might as well just commit suicide, because clearly her life is over now.  no one in this country can possibly survive with a criminal record and a less-than-perfect credit score.  and it will affect her job opportunities too?  how terrible!  her family will probably disown her now for defaming the family's honor.  she'll never be able to get a job now because of this, no company would ever hire her now.  and having a lowered credit score will mean she'll be homeless, forced to give back alley blowjobs just to afford to eat.  if only she had known this before throwing her life away.

in case you couldn't tell, i'm being sarcastic.
 
2013-07-02 08:01:17 AM

brownribbon: desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.

Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.


(•_•) Looks like she is...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ...going down on guys for money.
/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2013-07-02 08:02:42 AM
Lots of wet blankets in here
 
2013-07-02 08:04:32 AM

KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.


If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.
 
2013-07-02 08:09:03 AM
While we're at it, what's up with their eyes? Do they all share a thyroid problem from living together for too long?
 
2013-07-02 08:14:01 AM
Eh, this is harmless fun.  No one was hurt, just a few friends running across the grass field.  No harm no foul.  If I were the judge, I would drop all charges and fines against them.  I would do the same if it were a dude doing it as well.

\dude.
 
2013-07-02 08:21:19 AM
This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas
 
2013-07-02 08:25:16 AM

Arnprior Joe: line


Wow, that's the best on in the whole thread.
 
2013-07-02 08:29:38 AM

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


But it's the main premis for oh-so-many movies...... so I've heard.........
 
2013-07-02 08:30:35 AM
The other girls didn't get cuffed but officer lard had to prove he was a big man and slap the cuffs on.
 
kab
2013-07-02 08:34:00 AM

thecpt: This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas


Exactly.

College baseball.  Serious farking business apparently.
 
2013-07-02 08:37:38 AM

kab: thecpt: This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas

Exactly.

College baseball.  Serious farking business apparently.


Attention whoring seems to be big with a few of you.
 
2013-07-02 08:47:37 AM
Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.

photos1.blogger.com

And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 08:48:57 AM

abhorrent1: Yeah! Stop having fun!


Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-02 08:51:32 AM
Those eyes...they have the crazy.
 
2013-07-02 08:53:20 AM
I'm just amazed that the Americans win the College World Series every year.
 
2013-07-02 08:53:27 AM

deanayer: thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?

a cell phone?



Her iPad???
 
2013-07-02 08:54:01 AM

WinoRhino: abhorrent1: Yeah! Stop having fun!

Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 520x335]


Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.
 
2013-07-02 08:54:28 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


You are so alpha, bro
 
2013-07-02 08:55:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 08:56:17 AM

Rolander: I'm just amazed that the Americans win the College World Series every year.


The rest of the world is smart enough to keep sports separate from higher education.....mostly.
 
2013-07-02 08:57:04 AM
bookmark
 
2013-07-02 08:57:10 AM
And a big ol Hail Corporate to fark for sucking down buzzfeeds seconds yet again. I hope he tips well, Drew.
 
2013-07-02 08:58:02 AM

Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:



photos1.blogger.com

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.
 
2013-07-02 08:59:00 AM

Generation_D: [i.imgur.com image 589x543]


Dude, that guy's sock/shoe combo is FABULOUS!
 
2013-07-02 08:59:21 AM

lack of warmth: Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


Good eye.

That poor woman really bore the brunt of it, so to speak.
 
2013-07-02 09:03:02 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


O_0
 
2013-07-02 09:08:30 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


I didn't see anyone fawning.

/sharp knees
 
2013-07-02 09:13:26 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.


Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.
 
kab
2013-07-02 09:15:19 AM

See You Next Tuesday: Attention whoring seems to be big with a few of you.


It's called having a bit of fun.   The fact that some of you want to see her harmed in some manner over this makes me fairly certain that you need the stick yanked from your collective asses.
 
2013-07-02 09:21:19 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


She's what you would call, "Nebraska Pretty".
 
2013-07-02 09:22:26 AM

Generation_D: And a big ol Hail Corporate to fark for sucking down buzzfeeds seconds yet again. I hope he tips well, Drew.


Isn't everything on Fark 'seconds'?
 
2013-07-02 09:22:40 AM

Maud Dib: Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.

She's what you would call, "Nebraska Pretty".


Steel Panther did the relevant song.
 
2013-07-02 09:24:07 AM

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


Nice mom jeans.
 
2013-07-02 09:25:30 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


You realize that some people are attracted to people they view as fun, right?

/dipshiat
 
2013-07-02 09:27:08 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.


Heh. So let me understand:
Summary: I point out the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. You tell me I'm wrong because the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. Interesting.

I mean, I understand you're coming at it from a different angle which makes all the difference: you say very little is original, and most of it is crap (which I also said). And then you go on to say that whether it is right or wrong, the good-looking aspect is what makes something like this cool and funny. So just the fact she is "attractive" (even though the jury is out on that) DOES make this funny / awesome.

So I'm wrong for pointing out that people who think this is funny / awesome are brainless twits easily entertained by shiny things. And you're right for saying that being easily entertained by shiny things is normal, whether or not that's a good thing.

Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.
 
2013-07-02 09:31:09 AM

ongbok: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.

Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.


What is really amazing is how other men on this site feel the need to be unnecessarily derogatory to people finding a bit of amusement in someone's antics in a desperate attempt to appear as if they are totally used to being with hot chicks.
 
2013-07-02 09:32:41 AM
Neil Horan at the 2003 British Grand Prix mocks her efforts
 
2013-07-02 09:33:07 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair


You know, it strikes me you were probably agreeing with my main point, but just telling me it was useless for trying to argue it. I agree with that. I probably should be off devoting energy to other things like waking up rather than arguing about pointless things. My bad.
 
mjl
2013-07-02 09:38:19 AM

Maud Dib: mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks

Nice mom jeans.


It was 1982 when mom chose the style of jeans she would wear for the next 30 years
 
2013-07-02 09:45:12 AM

ongbok: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.

Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.


What do you mean "would"? I carry a bib with me all the time just in case.

/lessons learned
//next step - control the hysterical giggling
 
2013-07-02 09:46:09 AM
All this and not a mention of the blonde with big rack that the camera would always focus and zoom whenever UCLA did anything good on the field.

SMH.

Bye.
 
2013-07-02 09:47:58 AM

WinoRhino: Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.

Heh. So let me understand:
Summary: I point out the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. You tell me I'm wrong because the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. Interesting.

I mean, I understand you're coming at it from a different angle which makes all the difference: you say very little is original, and most of it is crap (which I also said). And then you go on to say that whether it is right or wrong, the good-looking aspect is what makes something like this cool and funny. So just the fact she is "attractive" (even though the jury is out on that) DOES make this funny / awesome.

So I'm wrong for pointing out that people who think this is funny / awesome are brainless twits easily entertained by shiny things. And you're right for saying that being easily entertained by shiny things is normal, whether or not that's a good thing.

Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.


Buzz Killington, ladies and gents. Bow down before his lofty standards of enjoyment!
 
2013-07-02 09:48:49 AM
LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..
 
2013-07-02 09:51:38 AM
Probably the most exciting thing to happen in baseball in years
 
2013-07-02 09:54:00 AM

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Buzz Killington, ladies and gents. Bow down before his lofty standards of enjoyment!


Yeah, guilty as charged. I posted something shortly after saying I was being a pointless curmudgeon.
 
2013-07-02 09:57:50 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.


Yeah, it's pretty cool. Of course,, the best picture isn't hers, but whoever was on the sidelines and got the full pic of the guards tackling her right as she's got her phone out and that big grin on her face. Screw the haters, people need stories to tell their kids, and this is far more appropriate than my greatest hit, which was faceplanting at the bottom of a staircase after getting epically drunk, and knocking out, breaking, or cracking my 4 front teeth on the top.
 
2013-07-02 10:02:16 AM

Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..


You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.
 
2013-07-02 10:09:11 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..

You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.


sharetv.org
 
2013-07-02 10:13:43 AM

tblax: Probably the most exciting thing to happen in baseball in years


this. didn't see any links with sound but i bet the crowd was cheering them on. the game was 8-0 at that point and baseball is dull at most times.
 
2013-07-02 10:30:58 AM

WinoRhino: Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!


You have some real anger toward nice-looking women.

Tell me about your mother.
 
2013-07-02 10:49:47 AM
Attention whore with bat shait crazy eyes...
 
2013-07-02 10:52:49 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?


I heard that in the ultimate dog tease voice
 
2013-07-02 11:10:46 AM

Tumunga: Linda Vaughn, for the win...

[thecount.com image 500x322]


Yes!!!!!
 
2013-07-02 11:12:18 AM

quatchi: I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.

I won't be kicking in for her fine but I imagine that it won't be a problem for her, what with the mighty BuzzFeed flogging this tale and all.

*blink*


Not trying to be a studman here, but I'm

2.bp.blogspot.com

/she's got Amanda Byne's chipmunk cheeks
 
2013-07-02 11:56:48 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: The more I see it, the more I like people smearing their sweaty dicks on the movie projector lens during a matinee.

Film is taken way too seriously.


FREEBIRD
 
2013-07-02 12:05:10 PM

lack of warmth: Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:


[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


"What an asshole!"
 
2013-07-02 12:14:50 PM
Late to the conversation, but yeah....


She's a spoiled F*cking rich girl, who talked about it before time with her friends which is conspiracy to commit criminal trespass which is another crime, but Mommy and Daddy are some very influential people in Omaha, and as such, I doubt she'll actually end up paying the fine and only get community service instead.
 
2013-07-02 12:28:03 PM

Medic Zero: JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.

No shiat?! That explains a lot!


Just so you know, that isn't how it works.
 
2013-07-02 12:31:19 PM

Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.

[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:

[i135.photobucket.com image 410x308]


Much better hockey streaking (NSFW)
 
2013-07-02 12:43:42 PM
College student making an ass of herself in public, deliberately, during a national event?

Yeah, that won't haunt her on her first interview after college... "I'm sorry, but we really can't hire you. You've demonstrated poor judgment and may potentially embarrass our company in public solely for personal attention."
 
2013-07-02 12:57:42 PM

stuhayes2010: She's cute and made baseball entertaining to watch.


Like Arod with steroids.
 
2013-07-02 01:09:26 PM
I'm sorry, but watch the gif and not laugh.  that my friends, is pure joy
 
2013-07-02 01:09:48 PM

Matthew Keene: Blonde girls, Daisy Dukes, handcuffs.  FAPFAPFAP[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


To those who think she'll have employement trouble in the future, there is always porn.  Hottie runs out on field, then gets nightsticked by security in holding room or maybe by the whole team.  Frankly I'm surprised I've haven seen this premise before.
 
2013-07-02 01:30:32 PM

serialsuicidebomber: deanayer: thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?

a cell phone?


Her iPad???


Peter Dinklage?
 
2013-07-02 02:29:46 PM

Mode101: All this and not a mention of the blonde with big rack that the camera would always focus and zoom whenever UCLA did anything good on the field.

SMH.

Bye.


Don't forget your complementary rap in the chops for using "SMH", offer void if you are in fact, a 12-year old girl on a smart phone.
 
2013-07-02 02:42:22 PM

lack of warmth: Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:


[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


And the dude in the white undershirt looks like he's coming to a unexpected realization about his sexuality.
 
2013-07-02 03:26:21 PM
 
2013-07-02 03:39:28 PM

Babwa Wawa: WinoRhino: Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

You have some real anger toward nice-looking women.

Tell me about your mother.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-02 04:02:55 PM

turboke: brownribbon: desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.

Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.

(•_•) Looks like she is...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ...going down on guys for money.
/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


Derp on my part. Nice yeeaahhh thingy, though. I can never think of good ones.
 
2013-07-02 04:21:09 PM
So, selfie is short for selfish.
Explains a lot.
 
2013-07-02 04:21:21 PM

WinoRhino: Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.


Being a snob doesn't make you smart. You're still a dumbass, you're just also a joyless prick.
 
2013-07-02 04:31:53 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong in letting fans run on the field?
Just blowing off some steam, right?
 
2013-07-02 04:33:53 PM

enderthexenocide: in case you couldn't tell, i'm being sarcastic.


No, you're just being stupid.
 
2013-07-02 05:03:00 PM

beerrun: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x253]

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong in letting fans run on the field?
Just blowing off some steam, right?


Stay classy Chicago:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2002/09/19/royals_whi te sox_ap/
 
2013-07-02 05:22:15 PM

Mentalpatient87: Being a snob doesn't make you smart. You're still a dumbass, you're just also a joyless prick.


No, I'm just capable of stepping back from the idea that "hot" chick + dumb stunt = funny. Maybe you aren't but feel comfortable with that. Whatever works for you.

Babwa Wawa: You have some real anger toward nice-looking women.


Sure I do, sport.
 
2013-07-02 05:38:23 PM

Rezinball: Stay classy Chicago

suburban dirtballs who think the city is a playground for themselves and their meth-addled kids:

FTFY
 
2013-07-02 05:40:25 PM

WinoRhino: No, I'm just capable of stepping back from the idea that "hot" chick + dumb stunt = funny. Maybe you aren't but feel comfortable with that. Whatever works for you.


Again, with your nose turned up like you're special.. Where did I say she was hot? Where did I say this was funny. It was worth a smile and a check on the thread for rude comments about the women featured. I'm sorry that it didn't illicit feelings of hatred and resentment like you. That seems to be your thing, not mine. But I like how you turned "don't actively wish harm/punishment on them" into "drooling moron guffawing/beating off in front of his computer." Must be nice to be able to construct your own opponents.
 
2013-07-02 05:49:22 PM

Popcorn Johnny: thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?

They were? Guess we saw different clips.


The one i saw was not the one with a clown sticking a dildo in a pig, so i guess you're right.
 
2013-07-02 05:54:52 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Yeah I'm giving up.


FINALLY...holy shiat I'm sick of your whining.
 
2013-07-02 06:18:17 PM

thamike: Popcorn Johnny: thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?

They were? Guess we saw different clips.

The one i saw was not the one with a clown sticking a dildo in a pig, so i guess you're right.


Wait, where is that one linked?
 
2013-07-02 07:30:24 PM

Mentalpatient87: Must be nice to be able to construct your own opponents.


Is that anything like calling people "dumbass" and "joyless prick" because you don't agree with them?
 
kab
2013-07-02 09:13:38 PM

ckevinc: So, selfie is short for selfish.
Explains a lot.

 
Oh noes, my college sport that is made up mostly of folks standing around doing nothing was halted.   Travesty.
 
2013-07-03 12:55:38 AM

WinoRhino: Sure I do, sport.


i.imgur.com

Both in terms of your initial post and your response to mine.

You'll be happier.
 
2013-07-03 12:08:33 PM

WinoRhino: Mentalpatient87: Must be nice to be able to construct your own opponents.

Is that anything like calling people "dumbass" and "joyless prick" because you don't agree with them?


Sort of. Except you actually displayed those traits.
 
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