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2013-07-02 08:57:10 AM  
And a big ol Hail Corporate to fark for sucking down buzzfeeds seconds yet again. I hope he tips well, Drew.
 
2013-07-02 08:58:02 AM  

Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:



photos1.blogger.com

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.
 
2013-07-02 08:59:00 AM  

Generation_D: [i.imgur.com image 589x543]


Dude, that guy's sock/shoe combo is FABULOUS!
 
2013-07-02 08:59:21 AM  

lack of warmth: Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


Good eye.

That poor woman really bore the brunt of it, so to speak.
 
2013-07-02 09:03:02 AM  

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


O_0
 
2013-07-02 09:08:30 AM  

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


I didn't see anyone fawning.

/sharp knees
 
2013-07-02 09:13:26 AM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.


Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.
 
kab
2013-07-02 09:15:19 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Attention whoring seems to be big with a few of you.


It's called having a bit of fun.   The fact that some of you want to see her harmed in some manner over this makes me fairly certain that you need the stick yanked from your collective asses.
 
2013-07-02 09:21:19 AM  

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


She's what you would call, "Nebraska Pretty".
 
2013-07-02 09:22:26 AM  

Generation_D: And a big ol Hail Corporate to fark for sucking down buzzfeeds seconds yet again. I hope he tips well, Drew.


Isn't everything on Fark 'seconds'?
 
2013-07-02 09:22:40 AM  

Maud Dib: Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.

She's what you would call, "Nebraska Pretty".


Steel Panther did the relevant song.
 
2013-07-02 09:24:07 AM  

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


Nice mom jeans.
 
2013-07-02 09:25:30 AM  

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


You realize that some people are attracted to people they view as fun, right?

/dipshiat
 
2013-07-02 09:27:08 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.


Heh. So let me understand:
Summary: I point out the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. You tell me I'm wrong because the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. Interesting.

I mean, I understand you're coming at it from a different angle which makes all the difference: you say very little is original, and most of it is crap (which I also said). And then you go on to say that whether it is right or wrong, the good-looking aspect is what makes something like this cool and funny. So just the fact she is "attractive" (even though the jury is out on that) DOES make this funny / awesome.

So I'm wrong for pointing out that people who think this is funny / awesome are brainless twits easily entertained by shiny things. And you're right for saying that being easily entertained by shiny things is normal, whether or not that's a good thing.

Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.
 
2013-07-02 09:31:09 AM  

ongbok: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.

Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.


What is really amazing is how other men on this site feel the need to be unnecessarily derogatory to people finding a bit of amusement in someone's antics in a desperate attempt to appear as if they are totally used to being with hot chicks.
 
2013-07-02 09:32:41 AM  
Neil Horan at the 2003 British Grand Prix mocks her efforts
 
2013-07-02 09:33:07 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair


You know, it strikes me you were probably agreeing with my main point, but just telling me it was useless for trying to argue it. I agree with that. I probably should be off devoting energy to other things like waking up rather than arguing about pointless things. My bad.
 
mjl
2013-07-02 09:38:19 AM  

Maud Dib: mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks

Nice mom jeans.


It was 1982 when mom chose the style of jeans she would wear for the next 30 years
 
2013-07-02 09:45:12 AM  

ongbok: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.

If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.

Ain't that the truth.

It is just amazing how the men on this site will fawn all over any woman who isn't fat and completely defend whatever she does like they think she is going to have sex with them for it. I'd hate to see what some of these guys do when they encounter a halfway decent looking woman in real life. If you fawn like this over the internet for a mediocre looking woman you all would probably just hand your wallets over and drool when you see one in real life.


What do you mean "would"? I carry a bib with me all the time just in case.

/lessons learned
//next step - control the hysterical giggling
 
2013-07-02 09:46:09 AM  
All this and not a mention of the blonde with big rack that the camera would always focus and zoom whenever UCLA did anything good on the field.

SMH.

Bye.
 
2013-07-02 09:47:58 AM  

WinoRhino: Fark_Guy_Rob: Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.

Heh. So let me understand:
Summary: I point out the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. You tell me I'm wrong because the only reason this is news is because some people think she is good looking. Interesting.

I mean, I understand you're coming at it from a different angle which makes all the difference: you say very little is original, and most of it is crap (which I also said). And then you go on to say that whether it is right or wrong, the good-looking aspect is what makes something like this cool and funny. So just the fact she is "attractive" (even though the jury is out on that) DOES make this funny / awesome.

So I'm wrong for pointing out that people who think this is funny / awesome are brainless twits easily entertained by shiny things. And you're right for saying that being easily entertained by shiny things is normal, whether or not that's a good thing.

Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.


Buzz Killington, ladies and gents. Bow down before his lofty standards of enjoyment!
 
2013-07-02 09:48:49 AM  
LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..
 
2013-07-02 09:51:38 AM  
Probably the most exciting thing to happen in baseball in years
 
2013-07-02 09:54:00 AM  

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Buzz Killington, ladies and gents. Bow down before his lofty standards of enjoyment!


Yeah, guilty as charged. I posted something shortly after saying I was being a pointless curmudgeon.
 
2013-07-02 09:57:50 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.


Yeah, it's pretty cool. Of course,, the best picture isn't hers, but whoever was on the sidelines and got the full pic of the guards tackling her right as she's got her phone out and that big grin on her face. Screw the haters, people need stories to tell their kids, and this is far more appropriate than my greatest hit, which was faceplanting at the bottom of a staircase after getting epically drunk, and knocking out, breaking, or cracking my 4 front teeth on the top.
 
2013-07-02 10:02:16 AM  

Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..


You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.
 
2013-07-02 10:09:11 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: Dano33: LOL! I'd love to party with them! I bet they're really cool and funny..

You've obviously never spent any time around these kinds of women.


sharetv.org
 
2013-07-02 10:13:43 AM  

tblax: Probably the most exciting thing to happen in baseball in years


this. didn't see any links with sound but i bet the crowd was cheering them on. the game was 8-0 at that point and baseball is dull at most times.
 
2013-07-02 10:30:58 AM  

WinoRhino: Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!


You have some real anger toward nice-looking women.

Tell me about your mother.
 
2013-07-02 10:49:47 AM  
Attention whore with bat shait crazy eyes...
 
2013-07-02 10:52:49 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?


I heard that in the ultimate dog tease voice
 
2013-07-02 11:10:46 AM  

Tumunga: Linda Vaughn, for the win...

[thecount.com image 500x322]


Yes!!!!!
 
2013-07-02 11:12:18 AM  

quatchi: I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.

I won't be kicking in for her fine but I imagine that it won't be a problem for her, what with the mighty BuzzFeed flogging this tale and all.

*blink*


Not trying to be a studman here, but I'm

2.bp.blogspot.com

/she's got Amanda Byne's chipmunk cheeks
 
2013-07-02 11:56:48 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: The more I see it, the more I like people smearing their sweaty dicks on the movie projector lens during a matinee.

Film is taken way too seriously.


FREEBIRD
 
2013-07-02 12:05:10 PM  

lack of warmth: Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:


[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


"What an asshole!"
 
2013-07-02 12:14:50 PM  
Late to the conversation, but yeah....


She's a spoiled F*cking rich girl, who talked about it before time with her friends which is conspiracy to commit criminal trespass which is another crime, but Mommy and Daddy are some very influential people in Omaha, and as such, I doubt she'll actually end up paying the fine and only get community service instead.
 
2013-07-02 12:28:03 PM  

Medic Zero: JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.

No shiat?! That explains a lot!


Just so you know, that isn't how it works.
 
2013-07-02 12:31:19 PM  

Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.

[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:

[i135.photobucket.com image 410x308]


Much better hockey streaking (NSFW)
 
2013-07-02 12:43:42 PM  
College student making an ass of herself in public, deliberately, during a national event?

Yeah, that won't haunt her on her first interview after college... "I'm sorry, but we really can't hire you. You've demonstrated poor judgment and may potentially embarrass our company in public solely for personal attention."
 
2013-07-02 12:57:42 PM  

stuhayes2010: She's cute and made baseball entertaining to watch.


Like Arod with steroids.
 
2013-07-02 01:09:26 PM  
I'm sorry, but watch the gif and not laugh.  that my friends, is pure joy
 
2013-07-02 01:09:48 PM  

Matthew Keene: Blonde girls, Daisy Dukes, handcuffs.  FAPFAPFAP[pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


To those who think she'll have employement trouble in the future, there is always porn.  Hottie runs out on field, then gets nightsticked by security in holding room or maybe by the whole team.  Frankly I'm surprised I've haven seen this premise before.
 
2013-07-02 01:30:32 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: deanayer: thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?

a cell phone?


Her iPad???


Peter Dinklage?
 
2013-07-02 02:29:46 PM  

Mode101: All this and not a mention of the blonde with big rack that the camera would always focus and zoom whenever UCLA did anything good on the field.

SMH.

Bye.


Don't forget your complementary rap in the chops for using "SMH", offer void if you are in fact, a 12-year old girl on a smart phone.
 
2013-07-02 02:42:22 PM  

lack of warmth: Arnprior Joe: Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.


And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:


[photos1.blogger.com image 592x466]

Lady at the bottom right appears to be truly traumatized.  I sympathize with her for the view she suffered at that game.


And the dude in the white undershirt looks like he's coming to a unexpected realization about his sexuality.
 
2013-07-02 03:26:21 PM  
 
2013-07-02 03:39:28 PM  

Babwa Wawa: WinoRhino: Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

You have some real anger toward nice-looking women.

Tell me about your mother.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-02 04:02:55 PM  

turboke: brownribbon: desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.

Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.

(•_•) Looks like she is...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ...going down on guys for money.
/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


Derp on my part. Nice yeeaahhh thingy, though. I can never think of good ones.
 
2013-07-02 04:21:09 PM  
So, selfie is short for selfish.
Explains a lot.
 
2013-07-02 04:21:21 PM  

WinoRhino: Clearly this is awesome and / or funny and you are correct because you're comfortable with being a brainless twit attracted to shiny things.


Being a snob doesn't make you smart. You're still a dumbass, you're just also a joyless prick.
 
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