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(Buzzfeed)   Girl takes $1500 selfie during the College World Series. Worth it   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 214
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2013-07-02 04:52:09 AM

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


Sweet Lord Almighty....those cans.

/my bunk, I'll be in it.
 
2013-07-02 05:07:15 AM

quatchi: I was gonna admonish this gal for being a shameless attention whore but then I saw the pics and they are kinda cute.

I won't be kicking in for her fine but I imagine that it won't be a problem for her, what with the mighty BuzzFeed flogging this tale and all.

*blink*


The kid-farking acceptance on FARK is a bit disturbing.

*scans thread*

Ah. You're not alone.
 
2013-07-02 05:10:49 AM

mbillips: The security guys look SO MAD!


You think they'd be just a little amused, but they could have been terrorists, I guess.  Blonde terrorists.
 
2013-07-02 05:38:07 AM
Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?
 
2013-07-02 06:15:14 AM

mjl: Still not a patch on Erica Roe (NSFW) Greatest of all topless streaks


RULE BRITANNIA!!
 
2013-07-02 06:34:24 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


Cause they're underpaid and have to deal with drunk assholes every day?
 
2013-07-02 06:41:07 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


This is the only time they get to feel important.
 
2013-07-02 06:42:51 AM
I was not amazed.
 
2013-07-02 06:53:20 AM

shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1


jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.


Honest Bender: YOLO


Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?
 
2013-07-02 06:54:25 AM
Cool high school/college prank. Some people have no sense of humor
 
2013-07-02 06:54:34 AM
She's cute and made baseball entertaining to watch.
 
2013-07-02 06:57:30 AM

WinoRhino: shower_in_my_socks: AW is cute and hilarious. +1

jaytkay: Ha ha! She's awesome!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That's actually pretty farking awesome.

Honest Bender: YOLO

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people?


Yeah! Stop having fun!
 
2013-07-02 06:57:41 AM
Bookmarked for later perusal
 
2013-07-02 06:58:56 AM
Hilarious that most of you are defending her stupidity.
 
2013-07-02 07:01:52 AM

HBK: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: As my cynical self, I would have thought "That wasn't a good or otherwise noteworthy selfie." It's a good thing I'm not all that cynical in my old age, since this was a vapid BuzzFeed link whose existence is predicated entirely on Fark moder-admins getting-

Yeah I'm giving up. This site is corporate shiat now. Use your own experiences. I can't even troll argue that this place is legit

You say that after you've been around for a year?

/you shoulda been here back when it was good.


Nah, it's pretty much always been like this. It's not that big of a deal.
 
2013-07-02 07:05:15 AM

abhorrent1: thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?

Cause they're underpaid and have to deal with drunk assholes every day?


I've done security at games and events.  Generally a cakewalk, but a reliably steady stream of assholes.

However it is not, by far, the worst job I've had.  If you can't approach a gig like that with good humor, find another one.  God knows there are plenty of other gigs that pay at or slightly more than minimum wage out there.
 
2013-07-02 07:07:26 AM

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


I like the "net gun" idea, but only if used while riding a horse to chase down the offender.
 
2013-07-02 07:09:28 AM
-1 for fully clothed.
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-07-02 07:18:10 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


No shiat?! That explains a lot!
 
2013-07-02 07:23:13 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.
 
2013-07-02 07:26:18 AM
"magnificent"?
 
2013-07-02 07:29:55 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


For a second, I thought she was being chased by Russell Crowe.
 
2013-07-02 07:36:10 AM

thamike: Why are those security guys so impossibly furious?


They were? Guess we saw different clips.
 
2013-07-02 07:38:16 AM

desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.


Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.
 
2013-07-02 07:48:38 AM
At least something interesting happened at the CWS for once
 
2013-07-02 07:49:13 AM

MBooda: -1 for fully clothed.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x600]


Why does she have a paper plate on her arse?
 
2013-07-02 07:50:57 AM

Abox: Hmm...I thought a selfie was going to be something else entirely.


Same here when I first heard the term.

For it alone, I hope she AND subby get sealed into iron coffins lined with interior spikes. Seperately.
 
2013-07-02 07:54:32 AM
Fugly
 
2013-07-02 07:54:36 AM
Security guys should have deleted the pic off her phone.

"That'll be $1500 and now you have no awesome photo. Was that fun?"
 
2013-07-02 07:56:02 AM

JuggleGeek: Congratulations.   Your attempt to attention whore has been successful.  You owe $1,500, and you have a criminal record which will lower your credit score and limit your job opportunities for the rest of your life.


oh no!  not a criminal record!  and now her credit score is lowered!  she might as well just commit suicide, because clearly her life is over now.  no one in this country can possibly survive with a criminal record and a less-than-perfect credit score.  and it will affect her job opportunities too?  how terrible!  her family will probably disown her now for defaming the family's honor.  she'll never be able to get a job now because of this, no company would ever hire her now.  and having a lowered credit score will mean she'll be homeless, forced to give back alley blowjobs just to afford to eat.  if only she had known this before throwing her life away.

in case you couldn't tell, i'm being sarcastic.
 
2013-07-02 08:01:17 AM

brownribbon: desertgeek: I can wait to hear her sob story about not being able to find a decent job because of this. Only because I will almost certainly hurt myself laughing at her.

Because this is exactly the sort of thing that should follow a young person around for the rest of her career, preventing her from ever getting a descent job. Douche.


(•_•) Looks like she is...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ...going down on guys for money.
/YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2013-07-02 08:02:42 AM
Lots of wet blankets in here
 
2013-07-02 08:04:32 AM

KrispyKritter: be realistic. if that ugly biatch was a male they would have tackled him hard, pummeled and kicked and tasered him then bodily dragged him away from view where things would get worse. that stupid ugly AW got off easy, much like Subby's Mom last night.


If she was a guy, this thread would be far  farless charitable towards him.
 
2013-07-02 08:09:03 AM
While we're at it, what's up with their eyes? Do they all share a thyroid problem from living together for too long?
 
2013-07-02 08:14:01 AM
Eh, this is harmless fun.  No one was hurt, just a few friends running across the grass field.  No harm no foul.  If I were the judge, I would drop all charges and fines against them.  I would do the same if it were a dude doing it as well.

\dude.
 
2013-07-02 08:21:19 AM
This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas
 
2013-07-02 08:25:16 AM

Arnprior Joe: line


Wow, that's the best on in the whole thread.
 
2013-07-02 08:29:38 AM

Solty Dog: Victimless crime.

I really wish that security would use some type of net gun for these incidents though. It always seems excessive to have 6-7 manly men take out one girl.


But it's the main premis for oh-so-many movies...... so I've heard.........
 
2013-07-02 08:30:35 AM
The other girls didn't get cuffed but officer lard had to prove he was a big man and slap the cuffs on.
 
kab
2013-07-02 08:34:00 AM

thecpt: This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas


Exactly.

College baseball.  Serious farking business apparently.
 
2013-07-02 08:37:38 AM

kab: thecpt: This thread: So much sand...so many vaginas

Exactly.

College baseball.  Serious farking business apparently.


Attention whoring seems to be big with a few of you.
 
2013-07-02 08:47:37 AM
Then sometimes the streaker sort of punishes himself.   If you ever go to a Calgary Flames game, beware, the streaker will be so pale you'll go blind.

photos1.blogger.com

And then you'll die laughing as he knocks himself out immediatly when he slips on the ice, and has to be stretchered off in a neck brace:

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 08:48:57 AM

abhorrent1: Yeah! Stop having fun!


Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-02 08:51:32 AM
Those eyes...they have the crazy.
 
2013-07-02 08:53:20 AM
I'm just amazed that the Americans win the College World Series every year.
 
2013-07-02 08:53:27 AM

deanayer: thisisyourbrainonFark: illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 600x794]

Now with the seldom seen results...

NSFW Link

What'd they drop in there?

a cell phone?



Her iPad???
 
2013-07-02 08:54:01 AM

WinoRhino: abhorrent1: Yeah! Stop having fun!

Just because she is good looking doesn't make something completely unoriginal, cliched, an AW-ish turn into "awesome" and "funny." Seriously, this ranks right up there with planking.

GUYS GUYS!! Look! Hot girl planking!! LOL!!

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 520x335]


Sadly, you are wrong.

People aren't reasonable or fair and there is little more our society values more highly than an attractive female.  Right or wrong, this is true.  Countless studies show we think more highly of attractive people in all sorts of unrelated applications.  Attractive people earn more money than their less attractive counterparts.

Very, very, very little of anything is original.  And of that, nearly all of it is crap.  So yeah, when it comes to what is popular or 'cool' it really is as easy as the right person (ie attractive) doing it.

Had she been 300 pounds the whole world would be laughing at her.
She's cute though, so she'll probably get 10 million twitter followers, 10k in donations, and if she's really lucky spin it into a career in 'Social Media' - which will be a lot easier for her to do, if she's attractive.
 
2013-07-02 08:54:28 AM

Alonjar: I always forget how beta fark is until a thread like this where a large portion of posters fawn over a girl who by normal accounts is, in fact, rather ugly.


You are so alpha, bro
 
2013-07-02 08:55:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-02 08:56:17 AM

Rolander: I'm just amazed that the Americans win the College World Series every year.


The rest of the world is smart enough to keep sports separate from higher education.....mostly.
 
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