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(Athens Banner Herald)   "Athens man's interest in woman with large buttocks prompts stabbing"   ( divider line
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5520 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2013 at 3:17 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-02 09:02:13 AM  

A callipygian goddess
2013-07-02 09:12:01 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: He liked big butts and he could not lie?

But... but Sir Mix-A-Lot told me you were supposed to get sprung, not stabbed!
2013-07-02 09:31:50 AM  

HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?

Any country that borders Greece.
2013-07-02 09:35:12 AM  
Spotted this freak with immense posterior, Trying to roll smooth through the Hilltop area
2013-07-02 10:34:15 AM  
2013-07-02 10:45:33 AM  
2013-07-02 02:23:59 PM  
What they do!
2013-07-02 03:04:55 PM  
With apologies to those who understand logic...
The man should have known a priori
That his state of affairs would be sorry.
For the impure thoughts he was having
Would lead to a stabbing
When they're about a woman's a posteriori.
2013-07-02 03:28:09 PM  
I'm reminded of that episode of House of Lies on Showtime:
"You know what they say about corn, you never own it, you just borrow it..."
/not an assman
2013-07-02 04:17:44 PM

Decisions, decisions ...
2013-07-02 04:36:02 PM  
"wanted to holler at her,"

That right there is the problem. Next time, try going up and introducing yourself, instead of yelling out a greeting along the lines of "Look at dat biatch! Look at dat a$$!" YDI.
2013-07-02 05:16:08 PM  
He likes big butts and he cannot lie
To the police he could not deny
When a woman walked out with an itty-bitty waist
And another man got in his face
He got stabbed
2013-07-02 06:20:02 PM  
Was it this guy?
2013-07-03 12:47:35 AM  

Alonjar: fusillade762: Have we devolved into this?

British teenager stabbed 17 times after kissing local girl on holiday in Turkey

Have "we" devolved into sexually assaulting unsuspecting Turkish girls?

No. We sure haven't... And I'll bet that guy never does it again either.

Did you even read the article I linked to? Where are you getting "sexual assault"?
2013-07-03 11:47:31 AM  
Do the Baartman!  --  "Sarah_Baartman" - http://en.wikipedia.or g/ wiki/Sarah_Baartman
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