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(Athens Banner Herald)   "Athens man's interest in woman with large buttocks prompts stabbing"   (onlineathens.com) divider line 65
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2013-07-01 11:37:45 PM
The man stopped at the gas station after he spotted a woman with a large posterior and "wanted to holler at her," an officer wrote in an incident report.

i293.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 11:53:45 PM
He liked big butts and he could not lie?
 
2013-07-02 12:50:50 AM
he made a big ass out of himself.
 
2013-07-02 01:17:58 AM
www.geeksofdoom.com
Approves
 
2013-07-02 03:22:44 AM
Buttocks, stabbing, Greek?

Sounds right.
 
2013-07-02 03:27:42 AM
"(The victim) said that he was dishonest with us because he did not want his wife to know where he was," according to the incident report.

LOL. You're farked now!
 
2013-07-02 03:30:53 AM
In before racist dickheads?
 
2013-07-02 03:31:50 AM
My how SIr Mixalot has fallen.
 
2013-07-02 03:32:04 AM

TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?


Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?
 
2013-07-02 03:33:19 AM

HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?


The Turks, the Persians, the nerds...
 
2013-07-02 03:38:37 AM
Well, I'm sure he was acting like a dumb tourist and hanging out in the wrong place, so he probably deserved it.
 
2013-07-02 03:45:41 AM
Soooo....his wife's derriere is not large enough?
 
2013-07-02 03:55:44 AM
www.thisistrue.com
That's a stabbin'
 
2013-07-02 04:05:16 AM

Dahnkster: [www.thisistrue.com image 579x792]
That's a stabbin'


dear young lady

there are bras that are designed to be worn under halterneck tops so that they cannot be seen. it has the added advantage of revealing an unfettered, sweep of bare back, which many men find attractive.

you're welcome, Lady J
 
2013-07-02 04:16:40 AM
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get stabbed
 
2013-07-02 04:24:11 AM
cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2013-07-02 04:30:44 AM
Beware Greeks bearing shivs.
 
2013-07-02 04:45:06 AM
That's beautiful Athens, Georgia, USA people.
Named after Athens Greece, because it has seven hills.
Classy neighborhood too. UGA! UGA!
 
mhd
2013-07-02 05:04:42 AM
Go, stranger, and to Athens tell
that looking at an arse we fell
 
2013-07-02 05:06:34 AM

Dahnkster: [www.thisistrue.com image 579x792]
That's a stabbin'


I set my drink down and it walked away!

/Eddie Murphy
//I think
 
2013-07-02 05:19:01 AM

HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?


Macedonians, for one. Also, I'm fairly sure TFA is from Georgia, not Greece.
 
2013-07-02 05:44:26 AM
"Was you father a meat burglar?  Because it look like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
 
2013-07-02 05:46:33 AM

TopoGigo: HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?

Macedonians, for one. Also, I'm fairly sure TFA is from Georgia, not Greece.


Pay no heed. He clearly has a boner for seeking out racists where there are none.

/of course it was a black
 
2013-07-02 06:01:06 AM

Dahnkster: [www.thisistrue.com image 579x792]
That's a stabbin'


Whut's dat?
 
2013-07-02 06:07:00 AM
 
2013-07-02 06:07:03 AM
+1 for asinine tag, subby
 
2013-07-02 06:15:21 AM

humanshrapnel: +1 for asinine tag, subby


just noticed that too

/quite asstute there
 
2013-07-02 06:55:21 AM

TopoGigo: HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?

Macedonians, for one. Also, I'm fairly sure TFA is from Georgia, not Greece.


Greek Style - Makes perfect sense!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=love%20Greek-Style
 
2013-07-02 07:02:37 AM
Like the little Athenian boy, she didn't like the way she was reared.

/but he couldn't leave her behind
 
2013-07-02 07:03:34 AM
He gave her face a two and her ass a knife.
 
2013-07-02 07:03:45 AM
"I like big butts I cannot...AIIEEE!!"
 
2013-07-02 07:12:03 AM

fusillade762: Have we devolved into this?

British teenager stabbed 17 times after kissing local girl on holiday in Turkey




Have "we" devolved into sexually assaulting unsuspecting Turkish girls?

No. We sure haven't... And I'll bet that guy never does it again either.
 
2013-07-02 07:13:17 AM
Momma got a big butt
Aunty got a big butt
He just loves them big butts
makes me wonder why
 
2013-07-02 07:14:12 AM
48? So sorry. The way it works is: 20s: experimentation. 30s: settling. 40s: death.
 
2013-07-02 07:15:05 AM

Lady J: Dahnkster: [www.thisistrue.com image 579x792]
That's a stabbin'

dear young lady

there are bras that are designed to be worn under halterneck tops so that they cannot be seen. it has the added advantage of revealing an unfettered, sweep of bare back, which many men find attractive.

you're welcome, Lady J


I kinda' think that's the least of her worries, at the moment.
 
2013-07-02 07:38:23 AM
Black people problems...
 
2013-07-02 07:38:38 AM
I like big butts and I stab stab stab!
 
2013-07-02 07:49:28 AM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-07-02 07:51:07 AM

elguerodiablo: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x900]


If she farts like that, she could push the Earth off its orbit.
 
2013-07-02 08:11:41 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: elguerodiablo: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x900]

If she farts like that, she could push the Earth off its orbit.


Now that's what I call anthropogenic climate change.
 
2013-07-02 08:13:41 AM
Officers went to the Shell station and found blood on the ground where the victim claimed he was attacked, police said. He described his assailant as a tall, dark-skinned black man with "big hair."

What a tall, dark-skinned black man with "big hair" might look like:

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-02 08:23:42 AM

fusillade762: Have we devolved into this?

British teenager stabbed 17 times after kissing local girl on holiday in Turkey


Holidaymaker? We have such better words in the U.S. vacationer
 
2013-07-02 08:33:38 AM
Holla Holla?

?maidenauntadvice.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-02 08:33:39 AM
S - E - C ... S - E - C
 
2013-07-02 08:37:20 AM
@TopiGigo - ACCURATELY guessing a demographic makes one racist, now?
 
2013-07-02 08:44:42 AM

Darth_Lukecash: [www.geeksofdoom.com image 560x328]
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I like big butts and I cannot, you other brothers can't deny.
 
2013-07-02 08:46:11 AM

kdawg7736: Darth_Lukecash: [www.geeksofdoom.com image 560x328]
Approves

I like big butts and I cannot, you other brothers can't deny.


How did I leave out lie?
 
2013-07-02 08:46:40 AM
As I was reading the article, I was surprised to read the description of the suspect as I was picturing a group of asians involved in this particular kerfuffle.
 
2013-07-02 08:53:21 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

/sprung
 
2013-07-02 09:01:06 AM

HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?


Cretins, they cannot lie...
 
2013-07-02 09:02:13 AM

elguerodiablo:


A callipygian goddess
 
2013-07-02 09:12:01 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: He liked big butts and he could not lie?


But... but Sir Mix-A-Lot told me you were supposed to get sprung, not stabbed!
 
2013-07-02 09:31:50 AM

HotWingAgenda: TopoGigo: In before racist dickheads?

Who is racist against Greek people, other than Romans?


Any country that borders Greece.
 
2013-07-02 09:35:12 AM
Spotted this freak with immense posterior, Trying to roll smooth through the Hilltop area
 
2013-07-02 10:34:15 AM
 
2013-07-02 10:45:33 AM
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HON!
 
2013-07-02 02:23:59 PM
What they do!
 
2013-07-02 03:04:55 PM
With apologies to those who understand logic...
The man should have known a priori
That his state of affairs would be sorry.
For the impure thoughts he was having
Would lead to a stabbing
When they're about a woman's a posteriori.
 
2013-07-02 03:28:09 PM
I'm reminded of that episode of House of Lies on Showtime:
"You know what they say about corn, you never own it, you just borrow it..."
/not an assman
 
2013-07-02 04:17:44 PM
staticc04.insing.com


edge.ilpvideo.com

Decisions, decisions ...
 
2013-07-02 04:36:02 PM
"wanted to holler at her,"

That right there is the problem. Next time, try going up and introducing yourself, instead of yelling out a greeting along the lines of "Look at dat biatch! Look at dat a$$!" YDI.
 
2013-07-02 05:16:08 PM
He likes big butts and he cannot lie
To the police he could not deny
When a woman walked out with an itty-bitty waist
And another man got in his face
He got stabbed
 
2013-07-02 06:20:02 PM
Was it this guy?

www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-07-03 12:47:35 AM

Alonjar: fusillade762: Have we devolved into this?

British teenager stabbed 17 times after kissing local girl on holiday in Turkey

Have "we" devolved into sexually assaulting unsuspecting Turkish girls?

No. We sure haven't... And I'll bet that guy never does it again either.


Did you even read the article I linked to? Where are you getting "sexual assault"?
 
2013-07-03 11:47:31 AM
Do the Baartman!  --  "Sarah_Baartman" - http://en.wikipedia.or g/ wiki/Sarah_Baartman
 
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