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2013-07-01 05:26:56 PM
pbs.twimg.com

That is really hot.

What? Don't judge me. I'm an  "Ichty". I celebrate man-fish love.
 
2013-07-01 05:31:06 PM
What the fish is thinking: Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-07-01 05:37:09 PM
Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.
 
2013-07-01 05:39:46 PM
That bass isn't large enough to keep. I wonder if he put it back? Even if he did put it back he damaged it's lower jaw. He sure does love wildlife.
 
2013-07-01 05:40:38 PM
Sooo dreamy.

web-images.chacha.com
 
2013-07-01 05:42:11 PM
At least now we know what Kanye and Paul Ryan have in common. They like fish sticks.
 
2013-07-01 05:42:38 PM
"And here's me kissing a dead fish when I'm not in bed! Hi-oooooo"
 
2013-07-01 05:43:50 PM
i282.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 05:44:08 PM

Granny_Panties: That bass isn't large enough to keep. I wonder if he put it back? Even if he did put it back he damaged it's lower jaw. He sure does love wildlife.


Yeah, lipping is plain stupid.Hold the fish correctly, dammit.
 
2013-07-01 05:44:14 PM
Is there a new base equation? I'm still using this one.

i2.photobucket.com

shiat. Now none of my calculations will work. Next they'll want me using Powershell.

Thanks a lot, Obama!
 
2013-07-01 05:45:01 PM

Granny_Panties: That bass isn't large enough to keep. I wonder if he put it back? Even if he did put it back he damaged it's lower jaw. He sure does love wildlife.


Private pond perhaps.

He is a Republican after all, they don't fish with the plebs.
 
2013-07-01 05:45:37 PM
I'd still trust the Gorton's Fisherman more than you, jackass.
 
2013-07-01 05:45:45 PM

Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.


Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.
 
2013-07-01 05:46:32 PM

Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.


"Damnit sir, the consultant said 'ass'.  'Get out there and kiss some blah ass'."
 
2013-07-01 05:47:48 PM

vernonFL: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

That is really hot.

What? Don't judge me. I'm an  "Ichty". I celebrate man-fish love.


That background needs to be replaced with a wedding chapel.
 
2013-07-01 05:48:36 PM

PonceAlyosha: Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.

Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.


You're the reel racist for pointing that trout.
 
2013-07-01 05:50:33 PM
What...love unhindered by bigotry?


or this


hehpic.com
 
2013-07-01 05:51:52 PM

Epoch_Zero: PonceAlyosha: Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.

Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.

You're the reel racist for pointing that trout.


What's with all the race baiting?
 
2013-07-01 05:55:42 PM
It's just like the soup kitchen...bet he didn't catch it....
 
2013-07-01 05:58:34 PM

BSABSVR: Epoch_Zero: PonceAlyosha: Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.

Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.

You're the reel racist for pointing that trout.

What's with all the race baiting?


They are trying to settle who is the master at it.
 
2013-07-01 05:59:09 PM

BSABSVR: Epoch_Zero: PonceAlyosha: Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.

Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.

You're the reel racist for pointing that trout.

What's with all the race baiting?


It sucks when it's not your side getting away with it
 
2013-07-01 06:02:58 PM
CNN also leaked the fish's Social Security number, his birthdate, mother's maiden name, and pre-existing condition -- except for the Herpes he just caught minutes ago.
 
2013-07-01 06:03:19 PM
I don't get it.
 
2013-07-01 06:05:39 PM
He probably gave the fish the herps. (Or at least herpes).
 
2013-07-01 06:05:44 PM

BSABSVR: Epoch_Zero: PonceAlyosha: Dan the Schman: Kissing a black bass isn't what we meant by "improving minority relations" Mr. Ryan.

Leave it to you libs to judge based only the color of one's scales.

You're the reel racist for pointing that trout.

What's with all the race baiting?


They're just trying to tackle the issue.
 
2013-07-01 06:06:04 PM
It's embarrassing watching them flounder around like this.
 
2013-07-01 06:06:16 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-07-01 06:15:44 PM
"Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?"
www.conspirazzi.com
 
2013-07-01 06:22:26 PM
C'est Troy bien!
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/People don't do that kind of thing with fish...
 
2013-07-01 06:23:54 PM

optikeye: What the fish is thinking: Christ, what an asshole.


Spoken like someone who hasn't slept with the vapid because sex.
 
2013-07-01 06:26:36 PM
Plentyoffish.com hits another homerun
 
2013-07-01 06:31:54 PM
Bass to mouth?
 
2013-07-01 06:33:24 PM
I heard this was just a publicity stunt, the fish didn't even need kissing. Now that the lake has become a political topic it is losing funding from prominent doners that don't want to be involved in politics.

/too subtle?
 
2013-07-01 06:33:59 PM
I'm shocked that he has resorted to this.  I've gotten to know him in the past year or so and I have to say he's the last one I'd expect to be into this kind of kinky shiat.  And the fact that he's kissing Paul Ryan just makes it so much worse.
 
2013-07-01 06:35:06 PM
20 years from now: Why is it wrong that Sally wants to marry her horse?

/because it's a farking horse, that's why
 
2013-07-01 06:35:14 PM
That fish was clearly being kissed against its will.
 
2013-07-01 06:35:45 PM

Epoch_Zero: Is there a new base equation? I'm still using this one.

[i2.photobucket.com image 720x480]

shiat. Now none of my calculations will work. Next they'll want me using Powershell.

Thanks a lot, Obama!


John Oliver hit the nail on the head the other night.

What is it with these people and animals?!? Every time! This is the only issue as well where you go there! It's not like you go there with Obamacare. "Oh, thank you Mr. President. What's next? Are we going to give health care to turtles?"
 
2013-07-01 06:36:12 PM

Lorelle: That fish was clearly being kissed against its will.


I plead the ffifth.
 
2013-07-01 06:37:10 PM

netgamer7k: 20 years from now: Why is it wrong that Sally wants to marry her horse?

/because it's a farking horse, that's why


But have you looked at her horse?  Isn't it amazing?
 
2013-07-01 06:41:16 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: netgamer7k: 20 years from now: Why is it wrong that Sally wants to marry her horse?

/because it's a farking horse, that's why

But have you looked at her horse?  Isn't it amazing?


As someone who is, at the moment, eating raisins, this pleases me.
 
2013-07-01 06:43:14 PM
Never have I seen (at least that I can remember, given the alcohol and such) a picture that cried out more for a photoshop contest. C'mon you lazy farks, where's the image of Larry Craig presiding as minister over the wedding?
 
2013-07-01 06:43:56 PM

DORMAMU: They are trying to settle who is the master at it.


Smeggy Smurf: It sucks when it's not your side getting away with it


I don't know which one of you sucks worse at puns.
 
2013-07-01 06:46:04 PM
Are ye a screecher?
 
2013-07-01 06:47:17 PM

vernonFL: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

That is really hot.

What? Don't judge me. I'm an  "Ichty". I celebrate man-fish love.


But that's weird and unnatural!  Wouldn't your lips get all wet and fishy when you ---

Oh.  Right.

Carry on, then.
 
2013-07-01 06:48:58 PM
I'm glad gays can now be as miserable as the rest of us.  The only people who won are the divorce lawyers.
 
2013-07-01 06:49:03 PM

fusillade762: Epoch_Zero: Is there a new base equation? I'm still using this one.

[i2.photobucket.com image 720x480]

shiat. Now none of my calculations will work. Next they'll want me using Powershell.

Thanks a lot, Obama!

John Oliver hit the nail on the head the other night.

What is it with these people and animals?!? Every time! This is the only issue as well where you go there! It's not like you go there with Obamacare. "Oh, thank you Mr. President. What's next? Are we going to give health care to turtles?"


Jon Stewart did it earlier this year with "WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE ANIMAL-FARKING!?!"
 
2013-07-01 06:52:35 PM
Come on out to Boston and try that with a Bluefish.

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2013-07-01 06:55:25 PM

Skarekrough: Come on out to Boston and try that with a Bluefish.

[m7.i.pbase.com image 800x553]


I bet bluefish give the worst head.
 
2013-07-01 06:55:34 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm glad gays can now be as miserable as the rest of us.  The only people who won are the divorce lawyers.


You forgot marriage counselors.

And a small boost for the various wedding service providers.

And tax preparation services, for the "federal income tax = ghey married, state income tax = single filing separately" situations.
 
2013-07-01 07:02:23 PM

netgamer7k: 20 years from now: Why is it wrong that Sally wants to marry her horse?

/because it's a farking horse, that's why


FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
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