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2013-07-01 06:44:49 PM
So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.
 
2013-07-01 06:51:25 PM

mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.


you are listening to any LEO about prices? No one pays wholesale, WHY SHOULD YOU?*

*this message brought to you by all 1600lbs of seized marijuana.
 
2013-07-01 06:51:59 PM

mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.


And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.
 
2013-07-01 06:53:32 PM
Unacceptable, those CBP agents should all be staffing the inland checkpoints over 100 miles inland. How else will our TSA culture of See Something, Say Something be preserved and liberty saved?
 
2013-07-01 06:57:13 PM
$2.7 million ÷ cop math = a dimebag of Mexican ditch-weed
 
2013-07-01 07:00:43 PM
$988 a pound? Must be mostly shake.
 
2013-07-01 07:06:31 PM

algrant33: mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.

And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.


It was Mexican brick. You'd be doing well if you didn't find roots in it.
 
2013-07-01 07:13:13 PM

algrant33: mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.

And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.


You have to consider the differences in wholesale and retail prices.  $16.50 a quarter is cheap even for Mexican brick weed, but $1000 a pound for Mexican brick weed sounds way overpriced.  I'm actually very curious as to what 2700 pounds of Mexican brick weed would cost if you bought it all at once - purely out of intellectual curiosity.  I'm sure it's nowhere near $2.7 million.

As an aside, I watched a "documentary" about Frank Matthews the other day.  He was a bog heroin dealer on the east cost in the early '70s and they kept mentioning dollar figures and saying what that would be worth today.  So I pulled up an inflation calculator and while very impressive, the numbers weren't as high as the documentary said they were.

Sensationalization like brings everything into question.  The documentary claimed that the place where the heroin was cut before being packaged for street sale had a half a kilo just in residue on the floor.

Yeah, right.
 
2013-07-01 07:23:37 PM

gfid: algrant33: mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.

And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.

You have to consider the differences in wholesale and retail prices.  $16.50 a quarter is cheap even for Mexican brick weed, but $1000 a pound for Mexican brick weed sounds way overpriced.  I'm actually very curious as to what 2700 pounds of Mexican brick weed would cost if you bought it all at once - purely out of intellectual curiosity.  I'm sure it's nowhere near $2.7 million.

As an aside, I watched a "documentary" about Frank Matthews the other day.  He was a bog heroin dealer on the east cost in the early '70s and they kept mentioning dollar figures and saying what that would be worth today.  So I pulled up an inflation calculator and while very impressive, the numbers weren't as high as the documentary said they were.

Sensationalization like brings everything into question.  The documentary claimed that the place where the heroin was cut before being packaged for street sale had a half a kilo just in residue on the floor.

Yeah, right.


I'm definitely not an expert, but, in MexIco, I could get a kilo (2.2 pounds) for $150 US. I was quoted a prIce of $700 US if I wanted 10 kilos.
A kilo was fIne for me, as it was just for personal use.
 
2013-07-01 07:24:42 PM

gfid: algrant33: mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.

And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.

You have to consider the differences in wholesale and retail prices.  $16.50 a quarter is cheap even for Mexican brick weed, but $1000 a pound for Mexican brick weed sounds way overpriced.  I'm actually very curious as to what 2700 pounds of Mexican brick weed would cost if you bought it all at once - purely out of intellectual curiosity.  I'm sure it's nowhere near $2.7 million.

As an aside, I watched a "documentary" about Frank Matthews the other day.  He was a bog heroin dealer on the east cost in the early '70s and they kept mentioning dollar figures and saying what that would be worth today.  So I pulled up an inflation calculator and while very impressive, the numbers weren't as high as the documentary said they were.

Sensationalization like brings everything into question.  The documentary claimed that the place where the heroin was cut before being packaged for street sale had a half a kilo just in residue on the floor.

Yeah, right.


Those guys never heard of a vacuum cleaner?
 
2013-07-01 07:33:53 PM

algrant33: mbillips: So dope is worth @ $1,000 a pound? If true, that's a handy metric.

And $62.50 an ounce...

A paltry $7.75 an 8th?  Wow.  For once cop math comes in under.


Not for shiat mexi weed
 
2013-07-01 08:12:14 PM
That's some oddly packaged marijuana.

Can't tell from here, but it looks more like hash or smack.

/ I'm going to have to try some to be sure.
 
2013-07-01 08:25:37 PM

studebaker hoch: That's some oddly packaged marijuana.

Can't tell from here, but it looks more like hash or smack.

/ I'm going to have to try some to be sure.


Brick bud, my friend. Gonna transport, a hydraulic press is essential.
 
2013-07-01 08:35:34 PM
Mexican shwag
 
2013-07-01 08:35:51 PM
I will sleep extra soundly tonight, knowing that the brave men of ICE have eliminated the horror weed Marihuana from the streets of this country forever. White women will no longer seek relations with successful and attractive African Americans, and Filipinos and other brown people will no longer play their Satanic music, jazz and swing, which ensnares our youth and causes them to do it with dogs.
 
2013-07-01 08:37:53 PM
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Cancel the next batch of chili P yo!
 
2013-07-01 08:42:06 PM
Damn. People still buy that shiat? I mean, when I was in HS, yeah, but that was 70s-80s. Not since then.
I pay $22.50 an eighth for bud, $3 for bombers made with shake. If my caregiver doesn't toss a couple in gratis.

/ why, yes, I DO live in Colorado.
// level 5 smug alert
 
2013-07-01 08:52:49 PM
Christ I don't understand any of the lingo in this thread
 
2013-07-01 08:55:02 PM

blacksho89: Damn. People still buy that shiat? I mean, when I was in HS, yeah, but that was 70s-80s. Not since then.
I pay $22.50 an eighth for bud, $3 for bombers made with shake. If my caregiver doesn't toss a couple in gratis.

/ why, yes, I DO live in Colorado.
// level 5 smug alert


I wouldn't be smug about having access to shiat weed.
 
2013-07-01 09:02:57 PM
Honestly, this is what I think:

Cartels send two shipments, the first one (the bait) is the we're seeing now... This is worth shiat, not one smokes it, and it's the stuff that is supposed to be shown to the papers so the cops can demonstrate that they need more money.

The other shipment (the actual one) passes through Customs (who they receive their appropriate bribes, of course) and it's the one everyone enjoys smoking. Yeah, they'll tell you it comes from Canada, it comes from Holland, but truth be told, it probably isn't.
 
2013-07-01 09:09:12 PM
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Mama mia! That's a spicy reefer!
 
2013-07-01 09:09:49 PM
Good.  Keep that Mexican bullshiat weed out of our country.

Support your local grower.
 
2013-07-01 09:11:56 PM
and only a texan would buy that schwag.
 
2013-07-01 10:49:57 PM
I sure feel safer!

// Now if only someone will do something about those "sexpresso" stands.  For the children, of course.
// Fark you, Theocrats!
 
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