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(The Smoking Gun)   62-year-old woman charged with felonious assault with a puffy weapon on police officer   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 35
    More: Florida, Infraction, battery charging, felony  
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2013-07-01 06:04:21 PM  
Good.  Now she can sue for sexual harassment and retire
 
2013-07-01 06:04:37 PM  
Shouldn't a put her ass on the glass.
 
2013-07-01 06:05:14 PM  
As Hill was conversing with Sergeant Randy Lamb, "she approached him and kissed him on his nose against his will."

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
 
2013-07-01 06:09:40 PM  
How much you wanna bet if she'd looked like Emma Stone and been drunk enough to kiss a cop on the nose (or anywhere else), she wouldn't have been arrested?
 
2013-07-01 06:12:50 PM  
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I wouldn't want to be kissed by this either.
 
2013-07-01 06:13:17 PM  
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Randy Lamb
 
2013-07-01 06:13:21 PM  
A shirt?
 
2013-07-01 06:13:38 PM  
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2013-07-01 06:14:07 PM  

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I wouldn't want to be kissed by this either.


From her picture it appears she has so much farking thick bone in her skull, it's doubtful a hammer could penetrate it.
 
2013-07-01 06:16:52 PM  
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2013-07-01 06:26:07 PM  
WTF that's a felony.
 
2013-07-01 06:32:12 PM  
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Lucky for Randy that Peggy didin't have her paddle with her
 
2013-07-01 06:32:18 PM  
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She shoulda made it worth it.
 
2013-07-01 06:34:32 PM  
The only good one's a dead one...
/cops, not harmless old ladies
 
2013-07-01 06:50:04 PM  
Hot drunk chick with huge breasts: Would probably have banged her in the back of the patrol car

That said, what she did is considered battery. Most likely, she licked/spit across his face, and it pissed the guy off.
 
2013-07-01 06:55:24 PM  
Assault with a friendly weapon?
 
2013-07-01 07:28:31 PM  
Seems catatonic to me.
 
2013-07-01 07:29:06 PM  
May that cop be blest with a carload of maiden aunts with bad breath and a habit of elderberry wine.
 
2013-07-01 07:31:38 PM  
Fark yeah! Common sense!
 
2013-07-01 07:34:16 PM  
what kind of stupidity did I just read?!

/checks tag
//oh, ok...
 
2013-07-01 07:34:52 PM  
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2013-07-01 07:38:52 PM  
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2013-07-01 07:41:36 PM  
Are cops just looking for any ole reason to arrest someone? Well, it is the end of the month/beginning of the month.

/got to get those quotas.
 
2013-07-01 07:59:35 PM  
Wasn't Felonious Assault a famous blues artist or something?
 
2013-07-01 08:33:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Good.  Now she can sue for sexual harassment and retire


That's not how it works, since she harassed him.

anyway, I'm just trying to get the thought of 64 year old puffies out of my mind, and now you are too.
 
2013-07-01 08:44:30 PM  
A Florida woman is jailed on a felony battery on a law enforcement officer charge after she allegedly kissed a cop on the nose.

The officer is just being a big pussy. If she had kissed him on his penis, he would not be acting all huffy.

/me? I would have shot her ugly ass
 
2013-07-01 09:02:40 PM  
Are you sure she didn't try to cast a spell on him?
 
2013-07-01 10:05:15 PM  
He only did it to forestall the endless harassment he would be getting in the locker room for letting that beauty kiss him and not do something.
 
2013-07-01 10:14:57 PM  
Sue for emotional distress!
 
2013-07-01 10:24:49 PM  
Yes, she's ugly, yes the cop is a pussy, yes, that law is a joke.  Nose smoochies.  Only felons use them.   :  \
 
2013-07-02 12:54:48 AM  

envirovore: The only good one's a dead one...
/cops, not harmless old ladies


Yikes, man. I doubt your serious, but c'mon, bro, I don't care for that kind trolling. There are a lot of good cops out there.
 
2013-07-02 02:10:32 AM  
Felonious assault?  LOL.  OK
 
2013-07-02 07:33:10 AM  
This just in: cops need gonadal transplants... call kisses "assault", then cry like infants.
 
2013-07-02 03:18:53 PM  

Mark Ratner: envirovore: The only good one's a dead one...
/cops, not harmless old ladies

Yikes, man. I doubt your serious, but c'mon, bro, I don't care for that kind trolling. There are a lot of good cops out there.


Not trolling, and mostly serious. Yeah, there are some good cops out there, but not nearly enough to make respecting them worth while. Bullies with a badge and more often than not a bunch of racists and wastes of tax payers dollars.
Not that I'd go out after them or anything, but yeah, fark the police.
 
2013-07-02 09:53:14 PM  

envirovore: Mark Ratner: envirovore: The only good one's a dead one...
/cops, not harmless old ladies

Yikes, man. I doubt your serious, but c'mon, bro, I don't care for that kind trolling. There are a lot of good cops out there.

Not trolling, and mostly serious. Yeah, there are some good cops out there, but not nearly enough to make respecting them worth while. Bullies with a badge and more often than not a bunch of racists and wastes of tax payers dollars.
Not that I'd go out after them or anything, but yeah, fark the police.


I got family and friends who are cops and even they will tell you that the ratio of shiatty cops to good cops is about 25:1.
 
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