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(Daily Mail)   There once was a maid from Hong Kong, did her mistress a horrible wrong. Like in the old joke, but instead of a Coke, She put wang in the tea of her Wong   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-07-01 03:43:23 PM
asian maid you said?

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2013-07-01 03:55:36 PM
'Another housemaid told me to put urine on the floor and in the family's food and tea as it would make them treat me well,'

Not all advice is good advice.
 
2013-07-01 03:59:32 PM
Two Wongs don't make a Wight.

upload.wikimedia.org

With a helpful picture of what a Wight might look like.
 
2013-07-01 04:12:55 PM
And the lesson to learn from this is
If you're going to take a whizz
Don't put your pee
In your employer's tea
'Cause you'll end up in jail, fo shizz
 
2013-07-01 04:54:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

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it's a trap!
 
2013-07-01 04:57:48 PM

hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

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it's a trap!


You can't see their adam's apple to know for sure, though...
 
2013-07-01 04:58:43 PM
Me Chinese chang.
Me play joke-ee
Me put pee-pee
in your coke!
 
2013-07-01 05:00:23 PM

zulius: hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

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it's a trap!

You can't see their adam's apple to know for sure, though...


Once you've been on the Internet for a few years, you develop that seventh sense - the trap sense.
 
2013-07-01 05:01:05 PM
there are several appropriate directions this thread can take; that said, while i appreciate the viewpoints of Lorelle, somacandra, and rumplestiltskin, I believe we should follow Stealth Hippopotamus' informed lead.
 
2013-07-01 05:01:45 PM

pstudent12: Me Chinese chang.
Me play joke-ee
Me put pee-pee
in your coke!


How do Chinese parents name their children?

They bang soda cans together.  TING TANG TONG

/I'll go kill myself
 
2013-07-01 05:03:38 PM

Somacandra: Two Wongs don't make a Wight.


No, but three refts do.
 
2013-07-01 05:06:37 PM
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Whose mouth was as big as a bucket
She hardly could talk but she had a nice walk
And as for her face well just forget it.
 
2013-07-01 05:07:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

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You know how I know you've never seen an Indonesian maid?

/bring on the eye bleach
 
2013-07-01 05:18:46 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: pstudent12: Me Chinese chang.
Me play joke-ee
Me put pee-pee
in your coke!

How do Chinese parents name their children?

They bang soda cans together.  TING TANG TONG


You wong.  They fling silverware against wall, wight?  No ting, tang, tong.  It Ching, Chang, Chong, you eggwoll.
 
2013-07-01 05:23:06 PM
www.andyandnoreen.com
 
2013-07-01 05:24:49 PM

rkiller1: They fling silverware against wall, wight?


s3.amazonaws.com

What a Limey fork flinger may look like
 
2013-07-01 05:26:04 PM

hardinparamedic: zulius: hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

[img20.imageshack.us image 398x600]

it's a trap!

You can't see their adam's apple to know for sure, though...

Once you've been on the Internet for a few years, you develop that seventh sense - the trap sense.


Even if it's a trap I'll hit. Just keep the outfit on.
 
2013-07-01 05:55:54 PM
I don't approve of limericks on the internet.
 
2013-07-01 06:16:06 PM

thatboyoverthere: hardinparamedic: zulius: hardinparamedic: The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?

[img20.imageshack.us image 398x600]

it's a trap!

You can't see their adam's apple to know for sure, though...

Once you've been on the Internet for a few years, you develop that seventh sense - the trap sense.

Even if it's a trap I'll hit. Just keep the outfit on.


I second that motion.
 
2013-07-01 06:20:15 PM
To get in a family's good favor
Serve tea with a personal flavor
A marvelous spell
But make sure the smell
Won't cause their affection to waver
 
2013-07-01 06:48:35 PM
I'm here to ruin your fantasy of Asian maids.
 
2013-07-01 06:49:33 PM
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-07-01 07:01:58 PM
An angry old maid, don't you see
Had thoughts of revenge over tea
The master presumed
That his drink was so doomed
Because his breath smelled like fresh pee
 
2013-07-01 07:05:25 PM

GreenSun: I'm here to ruin your fantasy of Asian maids.


Not if they have urophilia!
 
2013-07-01 07:30:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: asian maid you said?


There he is! *waves*
 
2013-07-01 08:07:36 PM
FTFA:Her former employer lived in Metro Town Phase One, a residential high-rise development located in the Tseung Kwan O district of the New Territories.

Isn't that like the Jersey Shore of Hong Kong?
 
2013-07-01 08:47:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 09:00:59 PM
dailynewstalk.org
 
2013-07-01 09:08:21 PM
There once was a girl from Madrass,
Whom had a wonderful ass.
As big as you'd think,
And yes it did stink.
Had long ears and ate lots of grass.
 
2013-07-01 09:17:19 PM
earl grey
 
2013-07-01 10:45:33 PM

MaxxLarge: I don't approve of limericks on the internet.


Hahahaha
 
2013-07-02 12:56:04 AM
Boy, you worked for that one, Subby
 
2013-07-02 03:53:41 PM
'Another housemaid told me to put urine on the floor and in the family's food and tea as it would make them treat me well,'

 Did the other housemaid look like this?
www.cowboysindians.com

The Terrible Awful
 
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