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(Opposing Views)   One day your boobs are getting you into all the cool parties, the next they're getting you kicked out of golf clubs. It's a hard knockers life   (opposingviews.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-01 04:48:30 PM  
6 votes:
i40.tinypic.com

Yep. They're real.
2013-07-01 04:15:23 PM  
4 votes:

MadSkillz: We need to see pictures of said boobs to judge for ourselves if the golf club was acting harshly.


abbottandcostellocollectibles.com
2013-07-01 04:43:56 PM  
3 votes:

redslippers: And I breastfed five.


That's impressive, you have an udder?
2013-07-01 04:20:08 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: Officers told the couple that they were trespassing and that many people were suspicious of them because of their black backpack.

It's happened so slowly nobody even noticed.  Now, it's too late.  The backpacks are everywhere.  And they are unstoppable.  Fear the backpack!

imageshack.us

/ i warned you, don't say i didn't warn you
2013-07-01 06:00:34 PM  
2 votes:

swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.


You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.
2013-07-01 06:00:26 PM  
2 votes:

JuggleGeek: sufferpuppet: So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?

Are you really this stupid?

Newborns need to feed 8 to 12 times a day.  They have to eat.  You damn sure don't require 12 blowjobs a day to survive.  It's an incredibly stupid argument.


I never said it was for survival.  But it damn sure improves the day.  And really, neither I nor a breastfeeding kid would suffer any if we were taken out to the car for that.  

Although you do bring up a good point.  I get hungry a lot during the day also.  If I were being breastfed at the table next to you would you be OK with that?  I usually like my milk cold, but for the sake of argument, i gotta eat too.  No beer or soda for me thanks.  Honey off with your shirt.
2013-07-01 05:03:50 PM  
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Did they look like fried eggs nailed to a tree?


What, your balls? Probably.
2013-07-01 04:47:21 PM  
2 votes:

redslippers: jst3p: redslippers: And I breastfed five.

That's impressive, you have an udder?

No. Over several years, I breastfed five.


Well I would have to disagree with you here. I think after a year and a half max you should wean them.
2013-07-01 04:28:42 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-01 04:24:08 PM  
2 votes:

adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


8/10.  I woulda given you a 10 but you left an opening for a dick joke.
2013-07-01 08:52:17 PM  
1 votes:
It's a European thing, I suppose.

i.imgur.com
2013-07-01 07:35:45 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: But yeah, I was overly dickish to the money is in the banana stand, and ignorant regarding the recent regulations for lactation closets. I apologize.


the money is in the banana stand: That's perfectly ok, nobody really knows about those regulations. I also apologize if I came off hostile


WTF is going on around here?!?

People getting all friendly and shiat.
2013-07-01 07:05:13 PM  
1 votes:
Here's the test: if you're free to breast feed at will, then I get to stare intently at you while you do it. If you've got a problem with that, you need to "get over yourself". Being stared at shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable, so says I.
2013-07-01 06:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.


I love it. Another busybody old man whining and crying about what other people's private business. "LISTEN TO MEEEE! Someone, please pay attention to MEEEE! I know what's best for everyone else! WAAAAAH why won't you listen to meee ..."

Talk about attention whoring. And what a bunch of nosy, gossipy little totalitarians. Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Carry on! The world will keep advancing as you keep dying off. Cheers!
2013-07-01 06:17:26 PM  
1 votes:

darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.


Mission accomplished!
2013-07-01 06:13:27 PM  
1 votes:

darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?


To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?
2013-07-01 06:12:49 PM  
1 votes:

darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?


Because 6 would be too many?
2013-07-01 06:05:41 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: WhippingBoy: swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.

You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.

I haven't seen someone biatch about having to design lactation rooms for his projects before, so there is something new in this one.


See? We're evolving!
2013-07-01 06:04:46 PM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.

You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.


I haven't seen someone biatch about having to design lactation rooms for his projects before, so there is something new in this one.
2013-07-01 05:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.
2013-07-01 05:47:03 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

So much this.
2013-07-01 05:45:08 PM  
1 votes:

sufferpuppet: MadAzza: orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.

He thinks breasts are genitals, and that a baby is having oral sex when it's on the breast. He has problems most men can't even begin to imagine.

You are aware that some women orgasm during breast feeding yes?   http://www.momlogic.com/2009/09/women_who_orgasm_during_breastfeeding . php 

So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?


Some men have orgasms while sucking on toes. In your opinion, toes are genitals; in fact, they are not.

Again: Breasts aren't genitals.
2013-07-01 05:34:49 PM  
1 votes:
Omg...a baby having lunch...in a place designated for EATING?!?!?! The nerve!
2013-07-01 05:28:32 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.

He thinks breasts are genitals, and that a baby is having oral sex when it's on the breast. He has problems most men can't even begin to imagine.


You are aware that some women orgasm during breast feeding yes?   http://www.momlogic.com/2009/09/women_who_orgasm_during_breastfeeding . php 

So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?
2013-07-01 05:26:06 PM  
1 votes:

sufferpuppet: orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.

That's right precious, don't answer the question.  You can ignore the question but it doesn't mean there isn't an equivalence.  Would you feel better if I used one of those nursing cover up cloths to hide her head bouncing up and down?


I just answered it. Breasts aren't genitals. There is no equivalence. Your lack of knowledge about basic human biology is frightening, but it explains how people like Michele Bachmann and Paul Ryan get elected.
2013-07-01 05:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.


That's right precious, don't answer the question.  You can ignore the question but it doesn't mean there isn't an equivalence.  Would you feel better if I used one of those nursing cover up cloths to hide her head bouncing up and down?
2013-07-01 05:14:02 PM  
1 votes:

orbister: WhippingBoy: - women who breast feed their babies in public with no consideration for anyone else around her

Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?


Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.
2013-07-01 04:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

mekki: VegasVinnie: So:
  Restaurant staff spots someone nursing a baby, demands the mother go to the toilet if she wants to continue, then calls police.  Police arrive and start yelling, order a lockdown and boot other diners from the terrace.  One officer starts fondling his gun and taser, and another suggests there's a bomb.  As they then go to arrest the Europeans for whatever charges they dream up, they find out it's a family of diplomats and realize they're about to make a career ending mistake.  The then back off and explain their behavior by saying that there's often bombs at the country club and that they were just trying to keep people safe.

For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.

You do realize this isall the Neijens' version of events. Mind you, this is a couple who went into an upscale PRIVATE country club that they were not members of and "requested" that they be served. Since when do upscale private country clubs in New York simple shrug their shoulders and do that. Something is not adding up.  Especially since the source of the story is The Daily Mail.


I agree. It sounds like a conspiracy.
2013-07-01 04:56:09 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 850x638]

Yep. They're real.


...and they're spectacular!
2013-07-01 04:47:52 PM  
1 votes:
The useless stubborn old coots just won't give up, will they?

Brains like cement blocks, stuck in the 1940s, when supposedly anything sexual was considered 'DURRDEE'.

Doesn't matter that millions were killed in WW2 during those times; people had RESPECT for what offended others back then.  Oh, and gas was a nickel a gallon.

The stubborn old mules just can't face the fact they'll be pushing up the daisies soon and keep trying to remain relevant forcing their bogus "leave it to Beaver" moralities on everyone.

Don't listen to them. Move ahead, not backwards.
2013-07-01 04:42:07 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone who's a diplomat by 36 has to be a monumental douche to begin with.
2013-07-01 04:40:56 PM  
1 votes:
So:
  Restaurant staff spots someone nursing a baby, demands the mother go to the toilet if she wants to continue, then calls police.  Police arrive and start yelling, order a lockdown and boot other diners from the terrace.  One officer starts fondling his gun and taser, and another suggests there's a bomb.  As they then go to arrest the Europeans for whatever charges they dream up, they find out it's a family of diplomats and realize they're about to make a career ending mistake.  The then back off and explain their behavior by saying that there's often bombs at the country club and that they were just trying to keep people safe.

For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.
2013-07-01 04:36:44 PM  
1 votes:
A Belgian diplomat claims that his family was given the boot from an upscale golf club in White Plains because his wife was breastfeeding at the table during lunch.

Well, shiat, that sucks. I feel bad for these people.

According to Tom Neijens, 36, the members of his family were made to feel like "terrorists" during the incident.

Oh, fark you with a dead dogs dick.
2013-07-01 04:21:34 PM  
1 votes:
One, you're generally not allowed to bring outside food to a restaurant.

Two, really, private country club?  You're going to be known as the country club that kicked out an Ambassador?  Not the smartest person to go after for a hootie tootie place.
2013-07-01 04:19:15 PM  
1 votes:
15 in .. really...
www.weirdir.com
2013-07-01 04:16:33 PM  
1 votes:

""He was walking as if he was acting in a Western movie," Neijens said. "He had one hand on his gun, one hand on his Taser." Officers told the couple that they were trespassing and that many people were suspicious of them because of their black backpack."


Whereas previously the black backpack was okay. Was the backpack ticking, did it have Boston Marathon stickers on it and a crockpot inside?

2013-07-01 04:16:21 PM  
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
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