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(Opposing Views)   One day your boobs are getting you into all the cool parties, the next they're getting you kicked out of golf clubs. It's a hard knockers life   (opposingviews.com) divider line 52
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2013-07-01 04:17:01 PM  
7 votes:
In the US, federal law states a woman may breast feed wherever she feels like it, you don't want to see it, don't look....If you are feeling sexually disgusted over a breast feeding baby regardless if she has pert breasts or great pendulous sagging boobs, you have more issues than we should be discussing here.
2013-07-01 04:40:56 PM  
6 votes:
So:
  Restaurant staff spots someone nursing a baby, demands the mother go to the toilet if she wants to continue, then calls police.  Police arrive and start yelling, order a lockdown and boot other diners from the terrace.  One officer starts fondling his gun and taser, and another suggests there's a bomb.  As they then go to arrest the Europeans for whatever charges they dream up, they find out it's a family of diplomats and realize they're about to make a career ending mistake.  The then back off and explain their behavior by saying that there's often bombs at the country club and that they were just trying to keep people safe.

For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.
2013-07-01 05:18:02 PM  
3 votes:

sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.


Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.
2013-07-01 04:28:42 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-01 06:10:15 PM  
2 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Again, you have absolutely no ground on as to why breastfeeding should be allowed anywhere under any circumstance other than you don't believe there is anything wrong with it. I don't care either, however, I am amused by the amount of women who have no issue with exposing themselves in public instead of wanting to go to a more private area, and are actively arguing for that "right." Are you just fatties who are too inconvenienced to walk the 3 steps to a restroom?


Maybe it is regional. I grew up in Santa Cruz. People change out of bathing suits in the parking lot at the beach.

But wanting a woman to go to the restroom to feed a baby is pretty farking gross. How about this, next time you are at a restaurant and someone starts breastfeeding, take your plate to the restroom.

See how stupid that sounds?
2013-07-01 05:47:03 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

So much this.
2013-07-01 05:45:08 PM  
2 votes:

sufferpuppet: MadAzza: orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.

He thinks breasts are genitals, and that a baby is having oral sex when it's on the breast. He has problems most men can't even begin to imagine.

You are aware that some women orgasm during breast feeding yes?   http://www.momlogic.com/2009/09/women_who_orgasm_during_breastfeeding . php 

So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?


Some men have orgasms while sucking on toes. In your opinion, toes are genitals; in fact, they are not.

Again: Breasts aren't genitals.
2013-07-01 05:34:49 PM  
2 votes:
Omg...a baby having lunch...in a place designated for EATING?!?!?! The nerve!
2013-07-01 05:23:10 PM  
2 votes:

orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.


He thinks breasts are genitals, and that a baby is having oral sex when it's on the breast. He has problems most men can't even begin to imagine.
2013-07-01 05:07:46 PM  
2 votes:

WhippingBoy: - women who breast feed their babies in public with no consideration for anyone else around her


Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?
2013-07-01 05:01:06 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: imtheonlylp: Rapmaster2000: I find these threads fascinating in that there are people who are extremely averse to public breastfeeding.

im averse to it...leave something to imagination; i dont wanna see those pancakes out in public...all of a sudden everyone's CCW.

There's not even a sexual component for me to think of that.


Pissing is biological also. You don't see me exposing myself peeing whenever I have to go or crapping with the door open in a public restroom. If you are breastfeeding, go somewhere that has some privacy, for your sake and others. Why exactly do you have to be in a public space to do this?  Most businesses now over a certain employee count or sqft. have to install nursing/lactation rooms. There is a reason why those are there. If you don't like that, fine then we will get rid of this provision that provides a nice quiet private room for you to do this. I would assume most people would want privacy anyways, who are these weirdos that don't?
2013-07-01 04:38:22 PM  
2 votes:
A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.
2013-07-01 04:17:23 PM  
2 votes:

great_tigers: if she just whips them out and lets the little farker suckle then yes, kick them out. My wife fed our son all the time in public, sit in the back, face away from most everyone and wear one of those feeding sheets.


Why do you hate babies? Or breasts?

/Most annoying year of my life.

Must have been a real blast for your wife.
2013-07-01 04:16:33 PM  
2 votes:

""He was walking as if he was acting in a Western movie," Neijens said. "He had one hand on his gun, one hand on his Taser." Officers told the couple that they were trespassing and that many people were suspicious of them because of their black backpack."


Whereas previously the black backpack was okay. Was the backpack ticking, did it have Boston Marathon stickers on it and a crockpot inside?

2013-07-01 04:16:21 PM  
2 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2013-07-01 04:16:19 PM  
2 votes:
The Belgian is correct.   Making babies eat in bathrooms is inhumane.
2013-07-01 03:32:02 PM  
2 votes:
We need to see pictures of said boobs to judge for ourselves if the golf club was acting harshly.
2013-07-02 09:00:51 AM  
1 votes:

sufferpuppet: That's right precious, don't answer the question.  You can ignore the question but it doesn't mean there isn't an equivalence


There is no equivalence. Breastfeeding is not a form of blowjob.
2013-07-01 09:34:01 PM  
1 votes:

the ha ha guy: redslippers: See, I really don't give a shiat whether or not you and your wife decided not to procreate. That was your choice, and you had every right to make it.


There are a lot of parents who vehemently disagree. When a childless person has to hear an endless stream of how they're "godless", " diseased", "satanic", and various other insults, just because they don't have a wife and kids, it gets old.

With these 'extremist breeders' being so common, I'm guessing the natural reaction to someone with a lot of kids is to assume they are also in that category, and respond in kind.


Then those parents are likely too stupid to raise decent kids.

I've been lumped in with the uber religious g-d-owns-my-womb asshats many times. It really pisses me off when assumptions are made without any evidence of their accuracy.

And I find it rather telling that he immediately did to me what he claims had him all butthurt to begin with.
2013-07-01 07:26:32 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: WhippingBoy: jst3p: WhippingBoy: Here's the test: if you're free to breast feed at will, then I get to stare intently at you while you do it.

You can.

If you've got a problem with that, you need to "get over yourself". Being stared at shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable, so says I.

I think most people would disagreed, being stared at by a stranger would probably make a lot of people uncomfortable. It makes you creepy, but unless you are breaking laws (stalking or some such) being creepy isn't illegal.

Right, but wouldn't it be better if I didn't stare, and if a breast-feeding woman used a modicum of discretion? Just because you have a right do to something, doesn't mean you should.

In my experience most do. Sure there are the activists, but they are trying to make a point because there are still people in the world that think they should take the baby to the bathroom to feed him. Once people stop giving women shiat for breastfeeding in public there will be no need for the militant activist whipping out the boob as conspicuously as possible to make a point.


Bullshiat. Once an activist, always an activist. These people aren't doing it to make a point, they're doing it to get noticed. You can't teach an attention whore new tricks.
2013-07-01 07:18:13 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: WhippingBoy: Here's the test: if you're free to breast feed at will, then I get to stare intently at you while you do it.

You can.

If you've got a problem with that, you need to "get over yourself". Being stared at shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable, so says I.

I think most people would disagreed, being stared at by a stranger would probably make a lot of people uncomfortable. It makes you creepy, but unless you are breaking laws (stalking or some such) being creepy isn't illegal.


Right, but wouldn't it be better if I didn't stare, and if a breast-feeding woman used a modicum of discretion? Just because you have a right do to something, doesn't mean you should.
2013-07-01 07:07:47 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: the money is in the banana stand: MadAzza: darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.

I love it. Another busybody old man whining and crying about what other people's private business. "LISTEN TO MEEEE! Someone, please pay attention to MEEEE! I know what's best for everyone else! WAAAAAH why won't you listen to meee ..."

Talk about attention whoring. And what a bunch of nosy, gossipy little totalitarians. Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Carry on! The world will keep advancing as you keep dying off. Cheers!

Says the person who has no kids. Your opinion is about as valid as the Old Guy's going by your logic. Oh, I forgot because you are a women this is a women's issue so no one else can have any say on what you do with your body.

You're obviously running out of straw men and idiotic, unimaginative lies about me. Keep trying, though -- the other idiots you're trying to get through to will lap it up like Axe Body Spray. "Yeah hurr hurr she totally said nobody else has a right to an opinion duuuuude!"


You are criticizing darch for being a totalitarian busybody who thinks they know what is best for everyone else, yet you yourself are doing the exact same thing. You apparently are not considering their opinion or believe they have that right. Considering by your admission you are "childfree and happy that way," how come your opinion is not totalitarian considering it is about others and not you yourself?
2013-07-01 07:03:48 PM  
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: jst3p: WhippingBoy: swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.

You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.

I haven't seen someone biatch about having to design lactation rooms for his projects before, so there is something new in this one.

It is a waste of real-estate. Those rooms rarely if ever go used. Clients all hate it and argue about having to have them. It isn't my space, I don't give a damn, but just know it is a waste of real-estate which is infuriating. I cannot tell you how many retarded ADA code restrictions there are that cripple businesses when renovating to bring something up to code. There is a lot of common sense and altruism behind some of those codes, but in reality it is a bunch of needless expenditures. Common sense unfortunately is not part of the equation.


They use them for store rooms. Same as the Men's Bathroom gets turned into in almost any "Women's" retail place.

And the rant is misplaced... but the ADA is farking out of control. What a god awful POS piece of legislation that is. No grandfathering... and no enforcement protocol. So now we have a whole industry of lawyers going around and suing businesses and local governments for ADA violations.

Also gotta point out... I love that jst3p basically said you (and I) are full of shiat... then looked it up... found the citation... and instead of remotely acknowledging what a dick he was about it... proceeds to berate you for "biatching" about it.
2013-07-01 06:53:52 PM  
1 votes:

darch: Seriously, I love the knee jerk derp reactions that parents have whenever I question conspicuous procreation. Talk about "butthurt"! I've been with the same woman for 25 years, married for 16. We made the conscious decision to NOT have children and you wouldn't believe how rude people with children can be- especially to my wife. And you people freak when I flip it and ask "Why the hell did you feel the need to bring yet another human being into the world?"


So it's rude when they question your procreation decision, but it's OK for you to rudely question theirs. Got it. As far as someone else having however many kids they want: It's like when some other arrogant busybody says, "Why do you NEED to own a handgun?" ... as if one must have a "need" that they approve of in order to exercise a right.

The answer to any of these questions is, "None of your f*cking business." (Or "Why did you NEED to wear a blue shirt today?" Makes as much sense.)

And if you think I, a child-free woman, don't know how rude people can be about that, you are more self-centered than I thought.
2013-07-01 06:49:26 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: 138. ying-yangs


Er, that refers to another part of the anatomy altogether.
2013-07-01 06:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.

I love it. Another busybody old man whining and crying about what other people's private business. "LISTEN TO MEEEE! Someone, please pay attention to MEEEE! I know what's best for everyone else! WAAAAAH why won't you listen to meee ..."

Talk about attention whoring. And what a bunch of nosy, gossipy little totalitarians. Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Carry on! The world will keep advancing as you keep dying off. Cheers!


Right. Old man at 42. Whatever you say, sweetie. Isn't there a playdate you're late for?

Seriously, I love the knee jerk derp reactions that parents have whenever I question conspicuous procreation. Talk about "butthurt"! I've been with the same woman for 25 years, married for 16. We made the conscious decision to NOT have children and you wouldn't believe how rude people with children can be- especially to my wife. And you people freak when I flip it and ask "Why the hell did you feel the need to bring yet another human being into the world?"
2013-07-01 06:36:36 PM  
1 votes:

wensleydale: In the state of New York,


IN PUBLIC
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT:
To breastfeed your baby in any public or private place where you have a right to be. This includes stores, day care centers, doctors' offices, restaurants, parks, movie theaters and many other places.
No one can tell you to leave any of these places because you are breastfeeding, and no one can tell you to breastfeed in a bathroom, a basement or a private room.

Source: http://www.nyclu.org/publications/your-breastfeeding-rights-new-york


That's just it. The couple and their baby didn't have a right to be there. It was a private club that they were not members of. They "requested" to be able to eat there DESPITE not being members. The club said yes but then revoked their invitation, which, the couple not being members, the club had the right to do.
2013-07-01 06:32:48 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.

I love it. Another busybody old man whining and crying about what other people's private business. "LISTEN TO MEEEE! Someone, please pay attention to MEEEE! I know what's best for everyone else! WAAAAAH why won't you listen to meee ..."

Talk about attention whoring. And what a bunch of nosy, gossipy little totalitarians. Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Carry on! The world will keep advancing as you keep dying off. Cheers!


Says the person who has no kids. Your opinion is about as valid as the Old Guy's going by your logic. Oh, I forgot because you are a women this is a women's issue so no one else can have any say on what you do with your body.
2013-07-01 06:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

darch: jst3p: darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?

To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?

It is. And these people are part of the problem. Personally, I don't get wanting to have even ONE, but five? That's just conspicuous procreation. Weeee! Look everyone! Look what we can do!

Attention whores, the lot of them.


I love it. Another busybody old man whining and crying about what other people's private business. "LISTEN TO MEEEE! Someone, please pay attention to MEEEE! I know what's best for everyone else! WAAAAAH why won't you listen to meee ..."

Talk about attention whoring. And what a bunch of nosy, gossipy little totalitarians. Oh, right, I'm on Fark. Carry on! The world will keep advancing as you keep dying off. Cheers!
2013-07-01 06:24:20 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: the money is in the banana stand: jst3p: WhippingBoy: swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.

You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.

I haven't seen someone biatch about having to design lactation rooms for his projects before, so there is something new in this one.

It is a waste of real-estate. Those rooms rarely if ever go used. Clients all hate it and argue about having to have them. It isn't my space, I don't give a damn, but just know it is a waste of real-estate which is infuriating. I cannot tell you how many retarded ADA code restrictions there are that cripple businesses when renovating to bring something up to code. There is a lot of common sense and altruism behind some of those codes, but in reality it is a bunch of needless expenditures. Common sense unfortunately is not part of the equation.

Like I said above but got lost to formatting, I bet the conference rooms where I work qualify. I don't see why anyone would build a dedicated space for them, there doesn't seem to be a requirement for one.


That is the argument of every farking client that is required to have one, and my argument. A lot of times what you get is a telephone call room or break room in these facilities labeled as Nursing/Lactation, then the plans get submitted for review, all is well - room gets used for whatever function the client was going to use the room for anyways. Same goes for all sorts of things like ovens or microwaves in an office break room. Since common sense does not belong as a factor, you have businesses classified as "food service" because they have an oven or disposal system. It is retarded.
2013-07-01 06:18:34 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: the money is in the banana stand: Again, you have absolutely no ground on as to why breastfeeding should be allowed anywhere under any circumstance other than you don't believe there is anything wrong with it. I don't care either, however, I am amused by the amount of women who have no issue with exposing themselves in public instead of wanting to go to a more private area, and are actively arguing for that "right." Are you just fatties who are too inconvenienced to walk the 3 steps to a restroom?

Maybe it is regional. I grew up in Santa Cruz. People change out of bathing suits in the parking lot at the beach.

But wanting a woman to go to the restroom to feed a baby is pretty farking gross. How about this, next time you are at a restaurant and someone starts breastfeeding, take your plate to the restroom.

See how stupid that sounds?


You're right that does sound stupid and not at all equivocal.

Those people changing out of bathing suits, see they are mostly obscured by their car doors or by towels or even in cars. You don't see people just drop their drawers and change clothing right there on the beach. They go to a designated area, be it bathroom, changing room, car - something convenient and with some sort of privacy. In regards to breast feeding in your opinion, as soon as your baby cries, you should be able to just start feeding them right there right? What about children who get hungry, can they now eat anywhere they want? Can I eat anywhere where I want?
2013-07-01 06:13:27 PM  
1 votes:

darch: redslippers: A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.

Can I ask you why you felt the need to have five farking children?


To piss off people who really shouldn't give a damn but think the world is overpopulated?
2013-07-01 06:10:57 PM  
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.


You've just described every Fark breastfeeding thread ever.
2013-07-01 06:04:30 PM  
1 votes:

God--: In the US, federal law states a woman may breast feed wherever she feels like it, you don't want to see it, don't look....If you are feeling sexually disgusted over a breast feeding baby regardless if she has pert breasts or great pendulous sagging boobs, you have more issues than we should be discussing here.


I am not so sure about that, The golf club was a private members only location. I think the federal law only covers public places, though I am not sure on that point. It is the same loophole the Augusta golf club used in the past to keep women out.
2013-07-01 06:00:34 PM  
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: I think breastfeeding threads might be the one true constant in the history of Fark. They come up about twice a year and each of them reads just like every other one. There's the guy talking about whipping out his penis at the table and pissing. And here's the fellow bringing up sex. Boob picture x39. Righteous indignation. Tired reference to NO MA'AM posted by someone thinking they're clever. Me in here talking about breastfeeding threads all being the same. Someone replying to me that I've just described every Fark thread ever.


You forgot the insufferable Farker who goes to great lengths to point out that all breastfeeding threads are the same... oh no, wait, you've got that one covered as well.
2013-07-01 06:00:26 PM  
1 votes:

JuggleGeek: sufferpuppet: So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?

Are you really this stupid?

Newborns need to feed 8 to 12 times a day.  They have to eat.  You damn sure don't require 12 blowjobs a day to survive.  It's an incredibly stupid argument.


I never said it was for survival.  But it damn sure improves the day.  And really, neither I nor a breastfeeding kid would suffer any if we were taken out to the car for that.  

Although you do bring up a good point.  I get hungry a lot during the day also.  If I were being breastfed at the table next to you would you be OK with that?  I usually like my milk cold, but for the sake of argument, i gotta eat too.  No beer or soda for me thanks.  Honey off with your shirt.
2013-07-01 05:57:46 PM  
1 votes:

VegasVinnie: mekki: For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.

You do realize this isall the Neijens' version of events. Mind you, this is a couple who went into an upscale PRIVATE country club that they were not members of and "requested" that they be served. Since when do upscale private country clubs in New York simple shrug their shoulders and do that. Something is not adding up. Especially since the source of the story is The Daily Mail.

That was my point - their version of events now sounds completely plausible.  A baby suckling on a foreigners titty can cause police response, evacuations and fear of terrorist attacks.  This is the new normal.  America has become a nation of bedwetters.

Remember, if it's not American flag, it's probably a bomb.

Yes. I see, it fits your narrative of what you think America is actually like. I, on the other hand, have my doubts about this story. Especially, again, when the story source is the notoriously BS riddled The Daily Mail.
2013-07-01 05:28:51 PM  
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orbister: WhippingBoy: - women who breast feed their babies in public with no consideration for anyone else around her

Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?


I think that was badly phrased. Modesty in public, especially restaurants, is a societal norm. Shirt and shoes, for example. It's safe to say IMHO that the "considerate" thing to do is to avoid flashing a lot of skin when doing anything in a nice restaurant. There's a lot of history behind this, right or wrong. If you go to a place populated by older generations (e.g. a golf club) expect this "societal norm" to be enforced as strongly as they are able. In this case, absurdly so.
2013-07-01 05:28:32 PM  
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MadAzza: orbister: sufferpuppet: orbister: Could you perhaps explain what damage a woman breastfeeding near me is going to do to me? Could you perhaps explain why it should concern me in the least?

Would you feel any different if I was getting a blowjob at the table next to you?  It's a similar situation.  I'm exposed, and she's going to get a liquid lunch.

Your association of breastfeeding with sex is your problem, not anyone else's.

He thinks breasts are genitals, and that a baby is having oral sex when it's on the breast. He has problems most men can't even begin to imagine.


You are aware that some women orgasm during breast feeding yes?   http://www.momlogic.com/2009/09/women_who_orgasm_during_breastfeeding . php 

So again, there's some sucking, and the possibility for orgasm.  What is the difference?  If you are OK with breast feeding in public why not my blowjob?
2013-07-01 05:26:26 PM  
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Let's see if I can steer this thread back..

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2013-07-01 05:05:09 PM  
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great_tigers: My wife fed our son all the time in public, sit in the back, face away from most everyone and wear one of those feeding sheets.


Why?
2013-07-01 05:01:40 PM  
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Ain't it about time that everybody gets the hell out of everybody else's business? If'n it bothers you (I ain't talkin' just boobie-sucking here) that much, leave the area. It is only rude if'n you can't leave, and then the first on location sets the parameters. Y'all ain't got to go far before that isn't an issue anymore, across the street will do.

My freedom ain't your freedom, but it is mine to preserve. Intolerance is intolerable.
2013-07-01 04:58:37 PM  
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mekki: For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.

You do realize this isall the Neijens' version of events. Mind you, this is a couple who went into an upscale PRIVATE country club that they were not members of and "requested" that they be served. Since when do upscale private country clubs in New York simple shrug their shoulders and do that. Something is not adding up. Especially since the source of the story is The Daily Mail.


That was my point - their version of events now sounds completely plausible.  A baby suckling on a foreigners titty can cause police response, evacuations and fear of terrorist attacks.  This is the new normal.  America has become a nation of bedwetters.

Remember, if it's not American flag, it's probably a bomb.
2013-07-01 04:51:15 PM  
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adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


Shut up, dumbass.
2013-07-01 04:49:53 PM  
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VegasVinnie: So:
  Restaurant staff spots someone nursing a baby, demands the mother go to the toilet if she wants to continue, then calls police.  Police arrive and start yelling, order a lockdown and boot other diners from the terrace.  One officer starts fondling his gun and taser, and another suggests there's a bomb.  As they then go to arrest the Europeans for whatever charges they dream up, they find out it's a family of diplomats and realize they're about to make a career ending mistake.  The then back off and explain their behavior by saying that there's often bombs at the country club and that they were just trying to keep people safe.

For some sad reason, I realize that whole thing SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA TODAY.


You do realize this isall the Neijens' version of events. Mind you, this is a couple who went into an upscale PRIVATE country club that they were not members of and "requested" that they be served. Since when do upscale private country clubs in New York simple shrug their shoulders and do that. Something is not adding up.  Especially since the source of the story is The Daily Mail.
2013-07-01 04:47:32 PM  
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LemSkroob: A Belgian diplomat claims that his family was given the boot from an upscale golf club in White Plains because his wife was breastfeeding at the table during lunch.

Well, shiat, that sucks. I feel bad for these people.

According to Tom Neijens, 36, the members of his family were made to feel like "terrorists" during the incident.

Oh, fark you with a dead dogs dick.


Well, if TFA is at all accurate they did get accused of being terrorists. FSM only knows why, but apparently it happened. The entire story is just a huge "WTF" to me though. I would hope TFA is inaccurate. If not, then everyone at this country club who was involved should be forcibly sterilized for the good of our race.
2013-07-01 04:36:44 PM  
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A Belgian diplomat claims that his family was given the boot from an upscale golf club in White Plains because his wife was breastfeeding at the table during lunch.

Well, shiat, that sucks. I feel bad for these people.

According to Tom Neijens, 36, the members of his family were made to feel like "terrorists" during the incident.

Oh, fark you with a dead dogs dick.
2013-07-01 04:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


8/10.  I woulda given you a 10 but you left an opening for a dick joke.
2013-07-01 04:24:08 PM  
1 votes:
In this country, we can turn on the TV during primetime and see a very graphic depiction of a bullet wound, complete with a chasecam showing the bullet traveling through the body, tumbling, and ripping out chunks of person on the way out.

But a diplomat from Europe is treated like a terrorist for breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant, which is already allowed in many places anyway.

/my country, 'tis of thee
//sweet land of liberty
///I love my country overall... but seriously, WHAT THE FARK!?
2013-07-01 04:20:40 PM  
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blatz514: jim32rr: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 480x324]

28 seconds!  I couldn't decide what Natalie shot I wanted.

/kicks dirt


Meh

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2013-07-01 04:19:54 PM  
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"In the US, federal law states a woman may breast feed wherever she feels like it " - you got a citation to go with that?
2013-07-01 04:11:42 PM  
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Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.
 
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