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(Opposing Views)   One day your boobs are getting you into all the cool parties, the next they're getting you kicked out of golf clubs. It's a hard knockers life   (opposingviews.com) divider line 214
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2013-07-01 03:32:02 PM  
We need to see pictures of said boobs to judge for ourselves if the golf club was acting harshly.
 
2013-07-01 03:35:08 PM  
boobs in the headline.


Just can't bring myself to play, just not feeling it today....
 
2013-07-01 04:11:42 PM  
Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.
 
2013-07-01 04:12:55 PM  
yep gonna have to see them puppies.
 
2013-07-01 04:13:41 PM  

adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


www.greenbookblog.org
 
2013-07-01 04:13:50 PM  
*perks up*
 
2013-07-01 04:15:23 PM  

MadSkillz: We need to see pictures of said boobs to judge for ourselves if the golf club was acting harshly.


abbottandcostellocollectibles.com
 
2013-07-01 04:15:33 PM  
if she just whips them out and lets the little farker suckle then yes, kick them out. My wife fed our son all the time in public, sit in the back, face away from most everyone and wear one of those feeding sheets.

/Most annoying year of my life.
 
2013-07-01 04:16:19 PM  
The Belgian is correct.   Making babies eat in bathrooms is inhumane.
 
2013-07-01 04:16:21 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-01 04:16:33 PM  

""He was walking as if he was acting in a Western movie," Neijens said. "He had one hand on his gun, one hand on his Taser." Officers told the couple that they were trespassing and that many people were suspicious of them because of their black backpack."


Whereas previously the black backpack was okay. Was the backpack ticking, did it have Boston Marathon stickers on it and a crockpot inside?

 
2013-07-01 04:16:35 PM  
A Belgian diplomat claims that his family was given the boot from an upscale golf club in White Plains because his wife was breast-feeding at the table during lunch. According to Tom Neijens, 36, the members of his family were made to feel like "terrorists" during the incident.

Terrorists huh.
 
2013-07-01 04:16:49 PM  
Golf+boobs=
www.sports-wired.com
 
2013-07-01 04:17:01 PM  
In the US, federal law states a woman may breast feed wherever she feels like it, you don't want to see it, don't look....If you are feeling sexually disgusted over a breast feeding baby regardless if she has pert breasts or great pendulous sagging boobs, you have more issues than we should be discussing here.
 
2013-07-01 04:17:23 PM  

great_tigers: if she just whips them out and lets the little farker suckle then yes, kick them out. My wife fed our son all the time in public, sit in the back, face away from most everyone and wear one of those feeding sheets.


Why do you hate babies? Or breasts?

/Most annoying year of my life.

Must have been a real blast for your wife.
 
2013-07-01 04:18:08 PM  

jim32rr: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 480x324]


28 seconds!  I couldn't decide what Natalie shot I wanted.

/kicks dirt
 
2013-07-01 04:19:15 PM  
15 in .. really...
www.weirdir.com
 
2013-07-01 04:19:54 PM  
"In the US, federal law states a woman may breast feed wherever she feels like it " - you got a citation to go with that?
 
2013-07-01 04:20:08 PM  
FTFA: Officers told the couple that they were trespassing and that many people were suspicious of them because of their black backpack.

It's happened so slowly nobody even noticed.  Now, it's too late.  The backpacks are everywhere.  And they are unstoppable.  Fear the backpack!

imageshack.us

/ i warned you, don't say i didn't warn you
 
2013-07-01 04:20:40 PM  

blatz514: jim32rr: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 480x324]

28 seconds!  I couldn't decide what Natalie shot I wanted.

/kicks dirt


Meh

ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-01 04:20:59 PM  

adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


I don't know what your erectile issues have to do with where women chose to feed their babies.
 
2013-07-01 04:21:00 PM  
www.sports-wired.com
Temporarily filling in for Stealth Hippo.
 
2013-07-01 04:21:30 PM  
What milk-filled golf boobs might look like:

www.evilmilk.com
 
2013-07-01 04:21:34 PM  
One, you're generally not allowed to bring outside food to a restaurant.

Two, really, private country club?  You're going to be known as the country club that kicked out an Ambassador?  Not the smartest person to go after for a hootie tootie place.
 
2013-07-01 04:22:40 PM  
My bad - i see we have a few Natalie Gulbis fans.  Carry on...
 
2013-07-01 04:23:04 PM  
I am sure what they said was EXACTLY what happened. Especially after reading this little tidbit;

Neijens and his wife, Roseline Remans, 34, stopped by the Metropolis Country Club and requested to have lunch even though they were not club members. They were given permission to dine by staff members and went to a table on the back terrace. Once they were seated, Remans discreetly began to feed her daughter, Luka.

Private country clubs are just that private. How much do you want to bet this couple didn't request as much as demanded saying phrases as, "Do you know who I am?" and "Do you know what I can do to this place?" And the staff just gave in rather than fight but were itching to get rid of them. Luckily, the diplomats gave them a way to kick them out.
 
2013-07-01 04:23:34 PM  
cdn101.iofferphoto.com

R.I.P. Hard Knockers
 
2013-07-01 04:24:08 PM  
In this country, we can turn on the TV during primetime and see a very graphic depiction of a bullet wound, complete with a chasecam showing the bullet traveling through the body, tumbling, and ripping out chunks of person on the way out.

But a diplomat from Europe is treated like a terrorist for breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant, which is already allowed in many places anyway.

/my country, 'tis of thee
//sweet land of liberty
///I love my country overall... but seriously, WHAT THE FARK!?
 
2013-07-01 04:24:08 PM  

adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.


8/10.  I woulda given you a 10 but you left an opening for a dick joke.
 
2013-07-01 04:24:39 PM  

Zasteva: great_tigers: if she just whips them out and lets the little farker suckle then yes, kick them out. My wife fed our son all the time in public, sit in the back, face away from most everyone and wear one of those feeding sheets.

Why do you hate babies? Or breasts?

/Most annoying year of my life.

Must have been a real blast for your wife.


She loved the connection but hated the inconvenience.
 
2013-07-01 04:26:00 PM  

blatz514: Golf+boobs=
[www.sports-wired.com image 850x637]


Not anymore she got a breast reduction.

As for Breast feeding, my wife did it with both out kids, with all the stuff it entails.  Nobody ever got flashed, it isn't like a Cinemax movie, nor overly interesting. However, I do not recall her doing it in a restaurant. Tight asses need to lighten up!  Then again all the quotes from the guy seem to indicate he is looking to cause a kerfuffle.

lokis_mentor: 15 in .. really...
[www.weirdir.com image 468x199]


Where is Danny Glover when you need him?
 
2013-07-01 04:26:59 PM  

PunkTiger: [cdn101.iofferphoto.com image 500x375]

R.I.P. Hard Knockers


Lol. I think that picture would be even more awesome if they were hung from lawn darts.
 
2013-07-01 04:27:02 PM  
Jewbus, they listed New York Daily News and The Daily Mail, as their sources.
 
2013-07-01 04:28:40 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-07-01 04:28:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 04:29:01 PM  
www.jamesbetts.com
 
2013-07-01 04:29:23 PM  
There's a special place in hell reserved for two types of people:
- people who get bent out of shape because a woman breast-feeds her baby in public
- women who breast feed their babies in public with no consideration for anyone else around her
 
2013-07-01 04:29:34 PM  

HalfOffOffer: adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.

8/10.  I woulda given you a 10 but you left an opening for a dick joke.


See, I thought that would up the score! Damn.

I do stand by the first part.
 
2013-07-01 04:30:32 PM  
Did they look like fried eggs nailed to a tree?
 
2013-07-01 04:31:14 PM  
I find these threads fascinating in that there are people who are extremely averse to public breastfeeding.
 
2013-07-01 04:33:03 PM  

WhippingBoy: There's a special place in hell reserved for two types of people:
- people who get bent out of shape because a woman breast-feeds her baby in public
- women who breast feed their babies in public with no consideration for anyone else around her


What about the people who talk in the theater?!
 
2013-07-01 04:33:20 PM  
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a boob in it!
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 04:33:27 PM  

HalfOffOffer: adamgreeney: Well yeah, breast feed somewhere private. Not that hard.

8/10.  I woulda given you a 10 but you left an opening for a dick joke.


teeheehee
 
2013-07-01 04:33:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I find these threads fascinating in that there are people who are extremely averse to public breastfeeding.


im averse to it...leave something to imagination; i dont wanna see those pancakes out in public...all of a sudden everyone's CCW.
 
2013-07-01 04:35:43 PM  
1. Abbott and Costello
2. airbags
3. B1 and B2
4. babaloos
5. baby feeders
6. badoinkies
7. balloons
8. baloobas
9. baps
10. bazookas
11. bazoomas
12. bazoombas
13. bee-stings
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
16. Berthas
17. bijongas
18. billibongs
19. blinkers
20. Bob and Ray
21. bombs
22. Bonnie and Clyde
23. boobs
24. boobies
25. boobsters
26. boops
27. bosoms
28. bottles
29. boulders
30. Brad Pitts
31. bristols
32. bumpers
33. cans
34. cantaloupes
35. cha-chas
36. chesticles
37. chumbawumbas
38. coconuts
39. cupcakes
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil's dumplings
44. dinglebobbers
45. dugs
46. dumplings
47. Durantes
48. Eartha Kitts
49. Eisenhowers
50. flapdoodles
51. Fred and Ethel
52. funbags
53. gazongas
54. George and Gracie
55. gobstoppers
56. God's milk bottles
57. Godzillas
58. Goodyears
59. goombas
60. grillwork
61. headlamps
62. headlights
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
65. honkers
66. hood ornaments
67. hooters
68. hubcaps
69. hummers
70. Isaac Newtons
71. jahoobies
72. John and Paul
73. jugs
74. kagemushas
75. kawangas
76. knockers
77. Lewinskis
78. Lilo and Stitch
79. magambos
80. Mahatmas
81. mammaries
82. mau maus
83. melons
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
89. milkmakers
90. milkshakes
91. Mobutus
92. mounds
93. muffins
94. Mulligans
95. Murphys
96. nay-nays
97. neeners
98. ninnies
99. norks
100. num-nums
101. pair
102. palookas
103. Pia Zadoras
104. pillows
105. puppies
106. pushmatahas
107. rack
108. rib bumpers
109. rivets
110. rotors
111. shabba-dos
112. shlobes
113. shmozobs
114. snow tires
115. soombas
116. speed bumps
117. splazoingas
118. squachies
119. tatas
120. teetees
121. Thelma and Louise
122. tishomingos
123. tits
124. titties
125. torpedoes
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
127. tweeters
128. twekkers
129. Volvos
130. wahwahs
131. whimwhams
132. Wilsons
133. windshield wipers
134. Winnebagos
135. wopbopaloobops
136. yahoos
137. yazoos
138. ying-yangs
 
2013-07-01 04:36:44 PM  
A Belgian diplomat claims that his family was given the boot from an upscale golf club in White Plains because his wife was breastfeeding at the table during lunch.

Well, shiat, that sucks. I feel bad for these people.

According to Tom Neijens, 36, the members of his family were made to feel like "terrorists" during the incident.

Oh, fark you with a dead dogs dick.
 
2013-07-01 04:37:03 PM  
Well that escalated/went tits up quickly.
 
2013-07-01 04:38:22 PM  
A woman can breastfeed "anywhere she is otherwise legally allowed to be".

Google it. I'm on my phone, so its too much of a pain to do it for you.

And I breastfed five. In public, I had no qualms about feeding my children as needed. And I never used a sheet or cover. I also never had anybody react negatively.

It's legal. It's natural. And as long as you aren't slinging your breast over your shoulder feeding a kid on your back National Geographic style, it is hard to do it in a manner where much shows at all.
 
2013-07-01 04:38:45 PM  
Hey Neijens, I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Belgian!
 
2013-07-01 04:38:53 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: 1. Abbott and Costello
2. airbags
3. B1 and B2
4. babaloos
5. baby feeders
6. badoinkies
7. balloons
8. baloobas
9. baps
10. bazookas
11. bazoomas
12. bazoombas
13. bee-stings
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
16. Berthas
17. bijongas
18. billibongs
19. blinkers
20. Bob and Ray
21. bombs
22. Bonnie and Clyde
23. boobs
24. boobies
25. boobsters
26. boops
27. bosoms
28. bottles
29. boulders
30. Brad Pitts
31. bristols
32. bumpers
33. cans
34. cantaloupes
35. cha-chas
36. chesticles
37. chumbawumbas
38. coconuts
39. cupcakes
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil's dumplings
44. dinglebobbers
45. dugs
46. dumplings
47. Durantes
48. Eartha Kitts
49. Eisenhowers
50. flapdoodles
51. Fred and Ethel
52. funbags
53. gazongas
54. George and Gracie
55. gobstoppers
56. God's milk bottles
57. Godzillas
58. Goodyears
59. goombas
60. grillwork
61. headlamps
62. headlights
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
65. honkers
66. hood ornaments
67. hooters
68. hubcaps
69. hummers
70. Isaac Newtons
71. jahoobies
72. John and Paul
73. jugs
74. kagemushas
75. kawangas
76. knockers
77. Lewinskis
78. Lilo and Stitch
79. magambos
80. Mahatmas
81. mammaries
82. mau maus
83. melons
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
89. milkmakers
90. milkshakes
91. Mobutus
92. mounds
93. muffins
94. Mulligans
95. Murphys
96. nay-nays
97. neeners
98. ninnies
99. norks
100. num-nums
101. pair
102. palookas
103. Pia Zadoras
104. pillows
105. puppies
106. pushmatahas
107. rack
108. rib bumpers
109. rivets
110. rotors
111. shabba-dos
112. shlobes
113. shmozobs
114. snow tires
115. soombas
116. speed bumps
117. splazoingas
118. squachies
119. tatas
120. teetees
121. Thelma and Louise
122. tishomingos
123. tits
124. titties
125. torpedoes
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
127. tweeters
128. twekkers
129. Volvos
130. wahwahs
131. whimwhams
132. Wilsons
133. windshield wipers
134. Winnebagos
135. wopbopaloobops
136. yahoos
137. yazoos
138. yi ...


So 'sweater pillows' have fallen out of favor?
 
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