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(Daily Mail)   You might want to sit down to digest this shocking news, but Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has checked into alcohol rehab   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-07-01 05:48:43 PM  
Butt chugger.
 
2013-07-01 05:55:52 PM  
No1curr.
 
2013-07-01 05:57:19 PM  
At least there's no video evidence of her ever making a bad decision in her life. She'll be through the 12 steps in no time.
 
2013-07-01 05:59:59 PM  
You mean making and selling a video of you getting schlonged in the ass wasn't a "good" choice?

Who knew?
 
2013-07-01 06:02:42 PM  
I'd penis her

/wouldn't be my first bad decision
 
2013-07-01 06:06:12 PM  
Publicity stunt.
 
2013-07-01 06:09:58 PM  
Downloaded, watched and deleted her porn video.  It was the only time I ever watched anything that she was in.
 
2013-07-01 06:10:12 PM  
Shut your ass!
 
2013-07-01 06:17:56 PM  

Dr.Zom: Publicity stunt.


You beat me to it.

It's pretty obvious. Attention whore is whoring for attention.
 
2013-07-01 06:21:53 PM  

Dr.Zom: Publicity stunt.


She picked up a DUI.  Standard sentence.

(I hate that I know anything about this coont)
 
2013-07-01 06:22:42 PM  

clkeagle: Dr.Zom: Publicity stunt.

You beat me to it.

It's pretty obvious. Attention whore is whoring for attention.


I dunno..it's a pretty cunning stunt.
 
2013-07-01 06:34:13 PM  
pfft. silly girl. people from around counciltucky do not go to rehab....we instead celebrate our unique dysfunctions with public screaming fits outside the Hard Luck Saloon at 1 in the morning.
 
2013-07-01 06:42:45 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis her

/wouldn't be my first bad decision


she does it the butt you know.
 
2013-07-01 06:43:28 PM  
How did she get the glass past that nose?  She should get a prize for that.  Just yuck.
 
2013-07-01 06:49:53 PM  
That's a shame....she took anal quite well.  I thought she might have a good career in some really filthy degrading porn ahead of her.

Instead she's going to emerge from rehab having "found Jesus" and will write a tell-all book, do the talk show circuit and become, ironically, a pubic speaker for an abstinence-only educational group.

...did I miss anything?
 
2013-07-01 06:54:47 PM  

Skarekrough: That's a shame....she took anal quite well.  I thought she might have a good career in some really filthy degrading porn ahead of her.

Instead she's going to emerge from rehab having "found Jesus" and will write a tell-all book, do the talk show circuit and become, ironically, a pubic speaker for an abstinence-only educational group.

...did I miss anything?


A stint or two on Dancing With the Stars?
 
2013-07-01 06:55:55 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: A stint or two on Dancing With the Stars?


There's a relapse or two missing, as well.
 
2013-07-01 07:14:44 PM  

kimmygibblershomework: How did she get the glass past that nose?  She should get a prize for that.  Just yuck.


See Boobies
 
2013-07-01 07:15:36 PM  

chitownmike: See Boobies


The filter, in this particular thread, amused me.
 
2013-07-01 07:23:33 PM  
Quitter
 
2013-07-01 07:25:02 PM  

kimmygibblershomework: How did she get the glass past that nose?  She should get a prize for that.  Just yuck.


Her face does look... wrong now.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Especially true for noses.
 
2013-07-01 08:20:57 PM  
alcohol's not a drug.  it's a beverage
 
2013-07-01 09:11:24 PM  
So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.
 
2013-07-01 09:28:23 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I'd penis her

/wouldn't be my first bad decision


There are bad decisions,  and then there are Bad decisions.
 
2013-07-01 09:29:25 PM  

TwistedFark: So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.


... Are you trying to suggest you want to promote anal as a sort of workout?.
 
2013-07-01 09:42:34 PM  

CygnusDarius: TwistedFark: So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.

... Are you trying to suggest you want to promote anal as a sort of workout?.


It's not that bad of an idea.
 
2013-07-01 10:24:17 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: alcohol's not a drug.  it's a beverage

food group.


FTFY

/please do pron before you fade into obscur....oh, never mind.
 
2013-07-02 04:02:28 AM  
Who?
 
2013-07-02 08:22:14 AM  

CygnusDarius: TwistedFark: So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.

... Are you trying to suggest you want to promote anal as a sort of workout?.


While it may not burn a lot of calories, it does promote colon health
 
2013-07-02 08:48:36 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: CygnusDarius: TwistedFark: So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.

... Are you trying to suggest you want to promote anal as a sort of workout?.

While it may not burn a lot of calories, it does promote colon health


True dat...most of the women I've done it to have had a massive BM the next day (or so they tell me). It's like a colon cleanse, only more fun!
 
2013-07-02 08:57:55 AM  

PizzaJedi81: There's a relapse or two missing, as well.


She'll have to be sodomized a lot more, by larger guys than James Deen, before she reaches the point of rectal relapses.

...proceed.
 
2013-07-02 09:09:26 AM  

zappaisfrank: IdBeCrazyIf: CygnusDarius: TwistedFark: So wait, let me get this straight - this girl slurped a schlong and then got railed in the butt on video and we're making fun of her?

If you guys had really thought this through, we'd be holding her up as an example of a popular and successful teenage girl. Do you know how long it took for us to convince chicks that pole dancing was a fitness exercise? C'mon - get with the program.

... Are you trying to suggest you want to promote anal as a sort of workout?.

While it may not burn a lot of calories, it does promote colon health

True dat...most of the women I've done it to have had a massive BM the next day (or so they tell me). It's like a colon cleanse, only more fun!


you're gross.
 
2013-07-02 09:12:08 AM  
Porn, boob job, rehab...it's like she's trying to power rush her way through the trainwreck part of her career
 
2013-07-02 09:19:46 AM  

cookiefleck: you're gross.


For me, this is like calling water wet and blaming it for being wet
 
2013-07-02 10:01:50 AM  

poot_rootbeer: PizzaJedi81: There's a relapse or two missing, as well.

She'll have to be sodomized a lot more, by larger guys than James Deen, before she reaches the point of rectal relapses.

...proceed.


Backdoor Teen Mom: The MegaBang
 
2013-07-02 10:32:39 AM  

arbitterm: Porn, boob job, rehab...it's like she's trying to power rush her way through the trainwreck part of her career


So that means in a few years she wins an Oscar?
 
2013-07-02 11:35:53 AM  

groppet: arbitterm: Porn, boob job, rehab...it's like she's trying to power rush her way through the trainwreck part of her career

So that means in a few years she wins an Oscar?


There's a porn category?
 
2013-07-02 01:47:35 PM  

untaken_name: Who?


You must not spend much a whole lot of time on Fark.
 
2013-07-02 02:22:44 PM  
Not one pic of her boobs or ass???

Fark has failed.
 
2013-07-02 04:54:31 PM  
Anybody got a link to said sodomy cinima?
 
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