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(Huffington Post)   Model cut from Dior show because: A) she's too smart, B) she finds fashion demeaning, or C) more than a mouthful is a waste   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2013-07-01 03:10:28 PM
InternetStudGuy time... she looks a lot like a girl I've been seeing, except Jourdan has bigger boobs.  I wonder if my girl could get the jobs she's too busty for.  Well, except for the "colored" part, can't do much about that.
 
2013-07-01 03:19:49 PM
Coat hangers don't have boobs. Why should models?
 
2013-07-01 03:19:56 PM
No honey, you got cancelled because you're a feminine, dark-skinned woman in a business run by bigoted white European gay men.
 
2013-07-01 03:20:11 PM
Image if C referred to a penis...
 
2013-07-01 03:20:46 PM
i.huffpost.com
Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though
 
2013-07-01 03:21:45 PM

WTF Indeed: No honey, you got cancelled because you're a feminine, dark-skinned woman in a business run by bigoted white European gay men.


Who apparently hate boobs.  Never really understood that about fashion shows, that convex curve between a nice set of hips and firm, rounded boobies is a glorious thing
 
2013-07-01 03:23:05 PM
...and also revealed the time a white makeup artist said she wouldn't work on her face because she was black.

I could see this from someone who was inexperienced. Not that it excuses it, but I could see where it was a whole new ballgame for someone who has never worked on a Black person before. I don't think it's as much racism as it is poor education and lack of experience.

In other news, this girl is hot and screw them if those knockers are "too big".
 
2013-07-01 03:25:23 PM

show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though


She is oddly proportioned.
 
2013-07-01 03:26:39 PM
A GIS for Jourdan Dunn is relative to your interests.
 
2013-07-01 03:26:48 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

The proper wording is "Anything over a mouthful is WASTED!"
 
2013-07-01 03:27:39 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though

She is oddly proportioned.


Plus no calves. That's a bizarre look to me.
 
2013-07-01 03:30:56 PM
Go be fat somewhere else.
 
2013-07-01 03:32:01 PM
Am I the only one who thinks anything less than mouthful is a waste...of time?
 
2013-07-01 03:33:17 PM
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my  pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
 
2013-07-01 03:34:28 PM

show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though


She has that Tori Spelling bolt on odd breast gap thing going on. Don't know if they're fake, but that outfit mashes them and makes them look fake.
 
2013-07-01 03:38:53 PM
More importantly - coloured still flies in those circles? That's pretty out of touch on so many levels..
 
2013-07-01 03:39:19 PM
She can feel free to rest her boobs on my head and cry if she wants to.
 
2013-07-01 03:40:01 PM

mjohnson71: Go be fat somewhere else.


You misspelled "anorexic".  BMI of 15.8.
 
2013-07-01 03:40:04 PM
That's the kind way of saying "too old" or "too fat" in model-casting speak.
 
2013-07-01 03:40:39 PM

Somaticasual: More importantly - coloured still flies in those circles? That's pretty out of touch on so many levels..


Europe is kind of racist.
 
2013-07-01 03:41:36 PM
Keep in mind that these are the people who did this to Jennifer Lawrence:

i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-07-01 03:42:46 PM

Somaticasual: More importantly - coloured still flies in those circles? That's pretty out of touch on so many levels..


The NAACP seems fine with it.
 
2013-07-01 03:44:18 PM

mjbok: show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though

She has that Tori Spelling bolt on odd breast gap thing going on. Don't know if they're fake, but that outfit mashes them and makes them look fake.


Could just be proportions screwing with your perception. When I was 100 lbs people kept commenting how my B-cups were huge. Now I've gained 25 lbs, and two cup sizes and no one comments on my breasts at all.
Point being, on her tiny frame they might still be only B-cups.
 
2013-07-01 03:44:51 PM

KatjaMouse: Keep in mind that these are the people who did this to Jennifer Lawrence:


Gave her a stroke?

/I'd give her a stroke, ifyouknowwhatImean...
 
2013-07-01 03:47:11 PM
show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though


Cute space alien thread!

i37.tinypic.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-01 03:51:12 PM

timujin: WTF Indeed: No honey, you got cancelled because you're a feminine, dark-skinned woman in a business run by bigoted white European gay men.

Who apparently hate boobs.  Never really understood that about fashion shows, that convex curve between a nice set of hips and firm, rounded boobies is a glorious thing


or the difference between convex (like a hip or boob) and concave (like a waist)
 
2013-07-01 03:52:11 PM
Can we please stop glorifying bags of antlers?
 
2013-07-01 03:56:40 PM
I find it funny that, after looking through the slideshow, she appears to be wearing Rei Ayanami's plugsuit at a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
 
2013-07-01 03:59:17 PM

Bedstead Polisher: mjbok: show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though

She has that Tori Spelling bolt on odd breast gap thing going on. Don't know if they're fake, but that outfit mashes them and makes them look fake.

Could just be proportions screwing with your perception. When I was 100 lbs people kept commenting how my B-cups were huge. Now I've gained 25 lbs, and two cup sizes and no one comments on my breasts at all.
Point being, on her tiny frame they might still be only B-cups.


Maybee you need to go back down to 100 pounds, and post some pictures. EIP ;>)
 
2013-07-01 03:59:36 PM

dionysusaur: timujin: WTF Indeed: No honey, you got cancelled because you're a feminine, dark-skinned woman in a business run by bigoted white European gay men.

Who apparently hate boobs.  Never really understood that about fashion shows, that convex curve between a nice set of hips and firm, rounded boobies is a glorious thing

or the difference between convex (like a hip or boob) and concave (like a waist)


right, dammit... I'm blaming a severe amount of sleep deprivation over the last several days.
 
2013-07-01 04:04:00 PM

show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though


I'd UF her O if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-07-01 04:26:06 PM

JameZZ82: Am I the only one who thinks anything less than mouthful is a waste...of time?


No, but I'm not one of that type.  Bs Be Bestess Breastesess
 
2013-07-01 04:26:13 PM

"These are not too big!"


3.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-07-01 04:26:35 PM
Subby,


The proper quote is "anything more than a handful is just risking spraining a thumb".
 
2013-07-01 04:29:21 PM

Rapmaster2000: A GIS for Jourdan Dunn is relative to your interests.


Hmmm... let's have a look... A nice NSFW from behind... another nice NSFW nude with Karlie Kloss...

Not bad from this angle...
www.aceshowbiz.com

Not bad from this one, either...
leathergirlsblog.com

And looks cute from the passenger seat of a car...
images.indiatvnews.com

And apparently has a sense of humor about herself and her business.

Dior can bite it.
 
2013-07-01 04:31:44 PM
Eh, too gangly. I'd be looking for signs of Marfan Syndrome.
 
2013-07-01 04:39:14 PM
It's really because she's black. Dior is a pack of filthy racist scum. John Galliano worked for them for FIFTEEN YEARS and only got fired when vidya leaked out of him saying Jews should be gassed, in absolute seriousness.  The entire house is rotten with with the same kind of people.
 
2013-07-01 05:00:24 PM

lordargent: show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though

Cute space alien thread!

[i37.tinypic.com image 447x600]


I was about to go all pedantic nerd and scold you because there were no aliens on Firefly but then I remembered V.

So instead I'll scold you for reminding me of that terrible show.
 
2013-07-01 05:05:30 PM

Bravo Two: Can we please stop glorifying bags of antlers?


I know a 16-year old working model and she's built like Jourdan Dunn. That look is not going away soon.
 
2013-07-01 05:12:58 PM
The John Frida girl is hotter i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 05:15:25 PM

jaytkay: Bravo Two: Can we please stop glorifying bags of antlers?

I know a 16-year old working model and she's built like Jourdan Dunn. That look is not going away soon.


Of course not, that's what 16 year olds often look like.
 
2013-07-01 05:23:18 PM
The fashion industry gives straight men with good taste a real sad.
 
2013-07-01 05:41:51 PM

show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.


hilobrow.com
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
 
2013-07-01 05:43:22 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: She is oddly proportioned.


Yeah, if those are real, they are the only fat on her body.
 
2013-07-01 05:46:31 PM

dionysusaur: or the difference between convex (like a hip or boob) and concave (like a waist)


Points of inflection are sexy.
 
2013-07-01 05:48:58 PM
It's amazing what having your own personal makeup personnel and (how many?) hours can do.

www.graziadaily.co.uk
 
2013-07-01 05:51:00 PM

ArcadianRefugee: It's amazing what having your own personal makeup personnel and (how many?) hours can do.

[www.graziadaily.co.uk image 433x400]


Enhance your natural beauty?
 
2013-07-01 05:59:08 PM
Since the fashion racket obviously hates the female form, they should just have men in drag do modeling. Wait! They already have. Andrej Pejic has the heroin junkie with no boobs butt or hips look those sickos are after. http://nymag.com/fashion/11/fall/andrej-pejic/
 
2013-07-01 06:26:07 PM
timujin:

Who apparently hate boobs.  Never really understood that about fashion shows, that convex curve between a nice set of hips and firm, rounded boobies is a glorious thing

True. It makes the models sweeter for us to ogle, but it doesn't make the clothes look better. The model's job is to display the clothes, not the other way around.
 
2013-07-01 06:32:41 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: show me: Gah! She looks like a space alien.

/A cute alien, though

She is oddly proportioned.


It's because the photographer looks like he/she's using a wide angle lens, probably in the sub-24mm range. Makes her face wider than it should be (ears are "pinned" behind her face) and legs and feet smaller than the rest of her body.
 
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