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(KMBC Kansas City)   Even though Kansas City is famous for BBQ, it's apparently against the law to have it on the bus   (kmbc.com) divider line 30
    More: Scary, Kansas City, BBQ, injuries reported, Woman pours  
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2013-07-01 03:32:10 PM
Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.
 
2013-07-01 03:32:17 PM
That's some roasted pig
 
2013-07-01 03:33:45 PM
Even in the back?
 
2013-07-01 03:35:47 PM
Why can't somebody go nuts on the JO at 95th and Metcalf sometime instead of on the Metro at Truman & Prospect?  Johnson County is too damned dull.
 
2013-07-01 03:36:36 PM
But what is their spaghetti policy?
 
2013-07-01 03:37:56 PM
I wish people know what the word "Bar-B-Que" meant. THIS is bar-b-que:

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com

This woman was trying to have a cookout.
 
2013-07-01 03:38:01 PM
I thought that was a reason Andy Reid took that job
 
2013-07-01 03:38:38 PM
Sorry, KC, but Texas BBQ is better.

http://www.bonappetit.com/magazine/slideshows/2011/07/aaron-franklin -b arbecue-best-restaurant-in-america#intro


\Pours gas on thread, lights match, runs.
 
2013-07-01 03:39:24 PM

mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.


Yeah, what kind of bus driver allows someone to get on with farking gasoline?  Most buses in places where I've lived wouldn't even let you bring soft drinks onboard.  Although I do think the other passengers may have missed a profitable opportunity here -- should've claimed to be injured, so they could sue the city.
 
2013-07-01 03:41:33 PM
One would not want KC BBQ on a bus unless said bus had a bathroom.  Just take this as a pro tip.
 
2013-07-01 03:41:38 PM
I lived in Texas.  BBQ there is all about how the meat is cooked.
I lived in KC.  BBQ there is all about the sauce.

Which one is better is a matter of opinion -- just depends on what's important to you.
 
2013-07-01 03:45:32 PM

Her attorney is Billy Joel.


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2013-07-01 03:51:00 PM
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TOASTY!
 
2013-07-01 03:52:53 PM

mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.


One time, my then-gf and ran out of gas, so I had to walk a mile to Lowe's for a gas can, then across the street to fill it up.  The bus wouldn't let me ride back that way, so I had to walk back.

/CSB
 
2013-07-01 03:55:31 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I wish people know what the word "Bar-B-Que" meant. THIS is bar-b-que:

[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x322]

This woman was trying to have a cookout.


I see this argument all the time.  Who cares?

I just had a full pig butchered for this weekends cookout.  It will be delicious barbecue.
 
2013-07-01 03:58:09 PM

Hankie Fest: I lived in Texas.  BBQ there is all about how the meat is cooked.
I lived in KC.  BBQ there is all about the sauce.

Which one is better is a matter of opinion -- just depends on what's important to you.


Yeah, this religious crap about how something is cooked on a three-letter appliance is ridiculous.

The best stuff cooked on a stove is cooked on stoves in Tennessee!

/I love Rudy's in TX -- It's about the meet and the sauce, KCTX style
 
2013-07-01 03:58:44 PM
a, not e.

ugh
 
2013-07-01 04:05:59 PM
I am fully aware that this makes me an ITG but...

The moment someone throws gasoline on me, I assume that setting me on fire is next.

I would immediately do whatever I could to take this woman to the ground. I would then bite her face in an effort to leave something she could reflect on when she thinks about setting someone else on fire.
 
2013-07-01 04:20:02 PM
Big deal. I get set on fire all the time. I got set on fire twice yesterday. Hell, I'm on fire right now...You don't hear me whining about it.
 
2013-07-01 04:29:21 PM

Pangea: I am fully aware that this makes me an ITG but...

The moment someone throws gasoline on me, I assume that setting me on fire is next.


Does this happen to you on the regular or something?
 
2013-07-01 04:43:38 PM

buckeyebrain: mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.

One time, my then-gf and ran out of gas, so I had to walk a mile to Lowe's for a gas can, then across the street to fill it up.  The bus wouldn't let me ride back that way, so I had to walk back.

/CSB


You had to walk a whole mile?! Damn, where did my tiny violin go?
 
2013-07-01 04:49:17 PM

Jument: buckeyebrain: mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.

One time, my then-gf and ran out of gas, so I had to walk a mile to Lowe's for a gas can, then across the street to fill it up.  The bus wouldn't let me ride back that way, so I had to walk back.

/CSB

You had to walk a whole mile?! Damn, where did my tiny violin go?


Well it was a mile each way, so he had to walk TWO miles.

/just sayin'
 
2013-07-01 05:18:43 PM
You all are sad because I have BEEN to the promised land of the greatest barbecue on the planet (and it's backed up by "An Economist Gets Lunch," so there!) and had food that will make you cry once you realize you can't make it at home: http://lonnieraysbbq.com/
 
2013-07-01 05:24:59 PM

www.mcdonalds.com



Is this going to be a barbecue thread?
 
2013-07-01 05:29:45 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Jument: buckeyebrain: mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.

One time, my then-gf and ran out of gas, so I had to walk a mile to Lowe's for a gas can, then across the street to fill it up.  The bus wouldn't let me ride back that way, so I had to walk back.

/CSB

You had to walk a whole mile?! Damn, where did my tiny violin go?

Well it was a mile each way, so he had to walk TWO miles.

/just sayin'


I'm going to need another tiny violin then!
 
2013-07-01 08:28:08 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Jument: buckeyebrain: mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.

One time, my then-gf and ran out of gas, so I had to walk a mile to Lowe's for a gas can, then across the street to fill it up.  The bus wouldn't let me ride back that way, so I had to walk back.

/CSB

You had to walk a whole mile?! Damn, where did my tiny violin go?

Well it was a mile each way, so he had to walk TWO miles.

/just sayin'


And it was uphill both ways during a blizzard. :-D
 
2013-07-01 09:00:15 PM

mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.


The intersection of Truman and Prospect is the good side of town. Barely anybody ever gets shot there...
 
2013-07-01 11:10:23 PM

Voiceofreason01: mekki: Who carries gasoline on a bus? Sounds like this woman was looking for any excuse to flambe someone.

The intersection of Truman and Prospect is the good side of town. Barely anybody ever gets shot there...


Not too far from the original Arthur Bryant's, either.  She probably wouldn't have gone through with it...until she went and got some sauce.
 
2013-07-01 11:11:07 PM

conductormtm: Why can't somebody go nuts on the JO at 95th and Metcalf sometime instead of on the Metro at Truman & Prospect?  Johnson County is too damned dull.


That's the point.
 
2013-07-01 11:42:04 PM

Hankie Fest: I lived in Texas.  BBQ there is all about how the meat is cooked.
I lived in KC.  BBQ there is all about the sauce.

Which one is better is a matter of opinion -- just depends on what's important to you.


Oh, sorry: the answer was "BBQ in North Carolina is all about good farking food, all others suck eggs."

/bonus points if you included the phrase "western-style"
//don't bother rebutting
///you know it's true
 
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