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(Huffington Post)   New York Dildo Races proves women will think they're winning when they go home with the one that finishes first   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 14
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2013-07-01 02:53:22 PM
♫ The New York ladies sing this song,
Dildo, Dildo
The Dildo racetrack's ten feet long
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to plunge all night
Goin' to plunge all day
I spent my money on a big butt plug
Havin' me an anal soiree ♫
 
2013-07-01 02:56:50 PM
subby, you glorious, hilarious bastard (or biatch)

/golf clap
 
2013-07-01 03:04:15 PM
I might be named after a sex toy, but ladies, my batteries never run out and you'll always finish first!
 
2013-07-01 03:05:37 PM
Did they chase a rabbit?
 
2013-07-01 03:08:45 PM
How much for the plaid one?
 
2013-07-01 03:18:11 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-01 03:32:14 PM
I've always said I'm built for comfort, not speed.
 
2013-07-01 03:33:57 PM
Damn the winner is one lucky dildo. Heidi Ondrusek  is fine looking
 
2013-07-01 03:37:53 PM
It was over so quickly.
 
2013-07-01 03:43:45 PM

Hobodeluxe: Damn the winner is one lucky dildo. Heidi Ondrusek  is fine looking


Yeah but the slideshow at the bottom killed my boner. Something about a fat old bald man talking about squirting that just ruins it.
 
2013-07-01 03:47:58 PM
I thought this was going to be a story about the NY Marathon.
 
2013-07-01 03:55:48 PM
Is that what all the buzz is about?
 
2013-07-01 06:53:23 PM
Getting a kick: I used to host a morning classic-rock show down here in the Keys. Each Tuesday and Thursday, we had an on-air contest to give away sex toys in partnership with the local sex shop. Friday nights a local bar hosted our vibrator races. We even had different categories -- stock, modified, etc. It was called the Dildo Racing League. Yes, I'm serious.
 
2013-07-01 09:25:10 PM

mikefinch: Hobodeluxe: Damn the winner is one lucky dildo. Heidi Ondrusek  is fine looking

Yeah but the slideshow at the bottom killed my boner. Something about a fat old bald man talking about squirting that just ruins it.


Heidi had better have understanding future employers.
 
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