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(USA Today)   Defending champion Serena Williams discovers that sometimes it takes more than biceps like a powerlifter to advance, gets eliminated from Wimbledon by Sabine Lisicki   (usatoday.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-01 10:41:52 AM  
I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.
 
2013-07-01 11:09:03 AM  
This Ms. Sabine person is rather pleasant to look at.
 
2013-07-01 11:09:04 AM  
Sabine Lisicki is hot.
 
2013-07-01 11:38:04 AM  
So Serena got Raped by that Sabine woman?
 
2013-07-01 11:47:43 AM  
This Sabine person is good at tennis.
 
2013-07-01 02:23:41 PM  

grokca: So Serena got Raped by that Sabine woman?


*GOLF CLAP*
 
2013-07-01 02:26:09 PM  
I like it. This tournament is turning into a complete CF.
 
2013-07-01 02:26:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Sabine person is good at tennis.


Fourth straight year she's taken out the French Open Champion at Wimbledon.  Maybe I start paying attention to her now.
 
2013-07-01 02:27:14 PM  
Lisicki jumped on Williams early

Serena shouldn't have put herself in that position.
 
2013-07-01 02:29:40 PM  

Killer Cars: Lisicki jumped on Williams early

Serena shouldn't have put herself in that position.


Winner!
 
2013-07-01 02:30:04 PM  
Wow, what is happening this year? Everyone is getting drilled in the early rounds!  Is there another mono outbreak on the tour or something? Heard it got quite a few players recently, and that might explain the downright crappy play I've seen from some usual favorites.
 
2013-07-01 02:30:10 PM  
Ah, Serena Williams.  Possessed of all the feminine mystique and allure of Terry Crews shopping for jock itch medicine.


Just sayin, if you've had sex with a Williams Sister, you were paid to be in that pussy.
 
2013-07-01 02:30:54 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.


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2013-07-01 02:34:01 PM  

grokca: So Serena got Raped by that Sabine woman?


Nicely done.
 
2013-07-01 02:34:18 PM  

airsupport: Ah, Serena Williams.  Possessed of all the feminine mystique and allure of Terry Crews shopping for jock itch medicine.


Just sayin, if you've had sex with a Williams Sister, you were paid to be in that pussy.


ok studman
 
2013-07-01 02:34:34 PM  
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2013-07-01 02:37:35 PM  
Of course she got beat. Look at what she's wearing, she was virtually ASKING for it!
 
2013-07-01 02:40:44 PM  
She is probably just between steroid cycles. It happens.
 
2013-07-01 02:41:20 PM  
Good.  I am glad that rapist supporting biatch got bounced in the first round.
 
2013-07-01 02:43:07 PM  
Thread is severely lacking in Sabine Lisicki pics
 
2013-07-01 02:45:57 PM  
racquet-warehouse.com
 
2013-07-01 02:45:57 PM  

deanis: airsupport: Ah, Serena Williams.  Possessed of all the feminine mystique and allure of Terry Crews shopping for jock itch medicine.


Just sayin, if you've had sex with a Williams Sister, you were paid to be in that pussy.

ok studman


There are extremes, my friend.
 
2013-07-01 02:46:47 PM  
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2013-07-01 02:53:09 PM  
Damn, I turned it off when it was 3-0 in the 3rd set.  It's the mentality I get by being an Astros fan.
 
2013-07-01 02:55:33 PM  
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You don't want at least one crack at dat ass in your life, you are gay. or a puny manlet. NTTAWT.

Me, you'd have to stun me like a downer cow and use a forklift to pry me out. You can keep your stick-insect women all to yourself.
 
2013-07-01 03:02:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.


Um, no.
 
2013-07-01 03:14:19 PM  
I thought that read "Michael Cera"

wth is wrong with me
 
2013-07-01 03:21:18 PM  

TheLopper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.

Um, no.


B-b-b-but King vs. Riggs!
 
2013-07-01 03:41:15 PM  

Cucumber_Breath: Good.  I am glad that rapist supporting biatch got bounced in the first round.


Umm... it's the second week.  This is the 4th round.  Two days from now is the Quarter Finals.
 
2013-07-01 03:44:19 PM  

willfullyobscure: You don't want at least one crack at dat ass in your life, you are gay. or a puny manlet. NTTAWT.

Me, you'd have to stun me like a downer cow and use a forklift to pry me out. You can keep your stick-insect women all to yourself.


Good God, I'd be constantly reminded of how she ran out of a match because she said she had the squirts. I'd be worried of a repeat!
 
2013-07-01 03:46:42 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.


Not even a little.  The serve speeds alone demonstrate an incredible disparity in strength.  Someone like Serena or Azarenka might stand a chance against the 20th-ranked player,  maybe, on a very bad day for the guy, but put Lisicki up against Raonic and we know the result 100% of the time.
 
2013-07-01 03:56:23 PM  
Serena looks like Black Shrek
 
2013-07-01 04:10:50 PM  
muscular helps, but being tall and lanky is what really pushes you over the edge.
 
2013-07-01 04:28:29 PM  

willfullyobscure: [www.bigbootycelebs.com image 400x982]
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You don't want at least one crack at dat ass in your life, you are gay. or a puny manlet. NTTAWT.

Me, you'd have to stun me like a downer cow and use a forklift to pry me out. You can keep your stick-insect women all to yourself.


They should use that ass in a pistachio commercial.  Wouldn't go near that. She'd snoo snoo me to death.
 
2013-07-01 04:30:20 PM  
dfacto:  Wow, what is happening this year? Everyone is getting drilled in the early rounds!  Is there another mono outbreak on the tour or something? Heard it got quite a few players recently, and that might explain the downright crappy play I've seen from some usual favorites.

I was watching this match and wondering if Serena was ill.  She seemed increasingly lackluster in the third set.
 
2013-07-01 04:33:30 PM  
Chris Evert should jump out of the stands, she could totally win it now.
 
2013-07-01 04:34:27 PM  

browneye: dfacto:  Wow, what is happening this year? Everyone is getting drilled in the early rounds!  Is there another mono outbreak on the tour or something? Heard it got quite a few players recently, and that might explain the downright crappy play I've seen from some usual favorites.

I was watching this match and wondering if Serena was ill.  She seemed increasingly lackluster in the third set.


if you ever want to watch a funny tennis tournament, watch the swedish open.  usually a couple of big name players come in, and get routed by some nobodies.  it's held in the idyllic town of bastad, and basically it's just a big party to get drunk.  so, lot's of players are red-eyed and hungover.
 
2013-07-01 04:38:31 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.

Not even a little.  The serve speeds alone demonstrate an incredible disparity in strength.  Someone like Serena or Azarenka might stand a chance against the 20th-ranked player,  maybe, on a very bad day for the guy, but put Lisicki up against Raonic and we know the result 100% of the time.


Only if by "very bad day for the guy" you mean "tore an ACL and is unable to stand up."
 
2013-07-01 04:51:57 PM  

LarryDan43: She is probably just between steroid cycles. It happens.


I wonder if her and LeBron shoot each other up?
 
2013-07-01 05:16:45 PM  

Cucumber_Breath: Good.  I am glad that rapist supporting biatch got bounced in the first round.


It wasn't rape, rape she was supporting.
 
2013-07-01 05:19:19 PM  
beauty beats the beast
 
2013-07-01 06:23:26 PM  

willfullyobscure: You don't want at least one crack at dat ass in your life, you are gay. or a puny manlet. NTTAWT.

Me, you'd have to stun me like a downer cow and use a forklift to pry me out. You can keep your stick-insect women all to yourself.


Robert Crumb has to be the President of her fan club.
 
2013-07-01 06:34:06 PM  
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not really liking those incisors....kinda sharp. I guess she'shiattable but not by much. Courtesy bang but i wouldn't brag about it. almost a mercy bang, actually.
 
2013-07-01 08:27:07 PM  
Serena's the same age as Federer. She's been on fire the past three months, but at this point in her career it's asking a lot for her to dominate from Melbourne all the way to Flushing Meadow. Lisicki plays well on grass courts, which maximize her serve. Yeah, this was an upset, but I'm not exactly shocked.
 
2013-07-01 08:46:28 PM  

rickythepenguin: [www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 342x512]
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not really liking those incisors....kinda sharp. I guess she'shiattable but not by much. Courtesy bang but i wouldn't brag about it. almost a mercy bang, actually.


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Have her wear tennis outfits 24/7, problem solved - I would be all over it like an especially pesky yeast infection
 
2013-07-01 08:47:30 PM  

overheard in mayfair: Serena's the same age as Federer. She's been on fire the past three months, but at this point in her career it's asking a lot for her to dominate from Melbourne all the way to Flushing Meadow. Lisicki plays well on grass courts, which maximize her serve. Yeah, this was an upset, but I'm not exactly shocked.


Enough with your cogent, rational analysis! Back to the casual racism!
 
2013-07-01 10:21:22 PM  

Supes: GavinTheAlmighty: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would really think that bulk like that would be detrimental in the sport of tennis. Remember it's one of the few sports that woman have a chance of beating a man.

Not even a little.  The serve speeds alone demonstrate an incredible disparity in strength.  Someone like Serena or Azarenka might stand a chance against the 20th-ranked player,  maybe, on a very bad day for the guy, but put Lisicki up against Raonic and we know the result 100% of the time.

Only if by "very bad day for the guy" you mean "tore an ACL and is unable to stand up."


Didn't one of the Williams sisters play some mid ranked German male doubles player in a singles match on a bet? And dude beat her ass like a mule while chain smoking between games? Oh look here it is:

Karsten Braasch (born 14 July 1967 in Marl, North Rhine-Westphalia) is a former professional German tennis player. His highest ATP singles ranking was World No. 38, which he reached in June 1994. His career-high in doubles was World No. 36, achieved in November 1997.[1] He was well-noted for his service motion and his habit of smoking during changeovers.

Braasch competed in a 'Battle of the Sexes' contest against Venus Williams and Serena Williams at the 1998 Australian Open when he was ranked 203. A decade and a half older than the sisters, Braasch "was a man whose training regime centred around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager."[2] He nonetheless handily defeated both sisters, playing a single set against each, beating Serena 6-1 and Venus 6-2.[3]
 
2013-07-01 11:10:46 PM  
This thread is amusing in that for 40 years we have been brainwashed by media to believe that girls are just THIS close to beating men. Girl power. 1 105 pound woman beating 2 or 3 200 lb men with a punch or a kick and seeing that in 50 movies has led people to believe that crap. I play basketball less then average for a man. I barely made my high school JV team. I am 46 years old now and while in decent shape Im no Adonis. I just played against a couple of D-1 women and it wasn't even a game. Pro women get beat by high school boys all day long. No professional man tennis player that has stepped one foot on a tour court would lose more then 1 or 2 games to the best women player on the tour....ever. And yet knowing this, there are people claiming Serena could beat a 20th ranked mens player. He would have to be dead. Wow...
 
2013-07-02 06:43:06 AM  
Serena be all scary lookin and shiat
 
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