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(NBC News)   Carbon emissions doing for the world what you can't do for your girlfriend   (nbcnews.com) divider line 43
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2013-07-01 10:27:57 AM
pay off her credit card bills?
 
2013-07-01 10:39:45 AM
Take her shoe shopping?
 
2013-07-01 10:53:02 AM
Give her Hypercapnia? From Wikipedia: Symptoms and signs of hypercapnia include flushed skin, full pulse, tachypnea, dyspnea, extrasystoles, muscle twitches, hand flaps, reduced neural activity, and headache, confusion and lethargy.

Wait. I can do that.
 
2013-07-01 11:37:08 AM
Put the toilet seat down?
 
2013-07-01 02:23:33 PM
Burn
 
2013-07-01 02:43:09 PM
Remember her birthday?
 
2013-07-01 03:39:19 PM
Tell her I'm married?
 
2013-07-01 03:57:55 PM
Have sex with her on days when she bleeds?
 
2013-07-01 04:03:21 PM
Communicate on an emotional level?
 
2013-07-01 04:03:37 PM
girlfriend?

/forever alone
 
2013-07-01 04:04:51 PM
Fark her in an uncomfortable place?
 
2013-07-01 04:05:17 PM
do anal?
 
2013-07-01 04:05:27 PM
Create a boom in the population of disease-causing microbes and parasites below the equator?
 
2013-07-01 04:07:08 PM
Go three times in a row?
 
2013-07-01 04:07:12 PM
Cunning linguistics?
 
2013-07-01 04:07:44 PM
Tolerate her husband and kids?
 
2013-07-01 04:08:03 PM

skinink: Fark her in an uncomfortable place?


The back door gets more comfortable after a few times.
 
2013-07-01 04:09:43 PM

super_grass: Create a boom in the population of disease-causing microbes and parasites below the equator?


Snooki?
 
2013-07-01 04:10:30 PM
http://J.Shelby/


skinink: Fark her in an uncomfortable place?

The back door gets more comfortable after a few times.


And Rohypnol
 
2013-07-01 04:10:50 PM
Sympathize about her girlfriend's romantic trouble?
 
2013-07-01 04:10:53 PM

skinink: Fark her in an uncomfortable place?


www.californiaclassix.com
???
 
2013-07-01 04:11:31 PM
"In fact, the biggest changes in land precipitation are from the El Nino phenomenon: There is more rain on land with La Nina events while there is a lot more rain over the oceans in El Nino events," he said.

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"El Nino", that's Spanish for "The Nino"!
 
2013-07-01 04:14:24 PM
Talk her into a threesome?
 
2013-07-01 04:18:44 PM
Get her to dress up a nun for S&M sex sessions?
 
2013-07-01 04:18:48 PM
hot and wet. oh darn. i'm going to hate this...
 
2013-07-01 04:22:06 PM
Housework?
 
2013-07-01 04:27:30 PM
Global Warming: There's Nothing it Can't Do!

/except not destroy the world, of course
 
2013-07-01 04:31:54 PM
last more that 47 seconds?
 
2013-07-01 04:33:54 PM

Tatterdemalian: Global Warming: There's Nothing it Can't Do!

/except not destroy the world, of course


Global Climate Change doesn't destroy the World; it keeps going fine' it merely destroys Human civilization. Anthropomorphist !
 
2013-07-01 04:40:54 PM
Not cheat on her?
 
2013-07-01 04:45:41 PM

J.Shelby: skinink: Fark her in an uncomfortable place?

The back door gets more comfortable after a few times.


A Volkswagen has a back door?
 
2013-07-01 04:46:51 PM

super_grass: Create a boom in the population of disease-causing microbes and parasites below the equator?


likegif.com
 
2013-07-01 05:28:17 PM
Getting along with her relatives?
 
2013-07-01 05:28:56 PM
relieve her of oxygen legally?
 
2013-07-01 05:34:54 PM
And for the record, unlike my girlfriends, the world's "wetness" is constant.  The total quantity of H2O molecules trapped on our planet's fixed ecosystem is fixed, give or take a few.  Man ain't adding none, God ain't taking any away.

Carry on...
 
2013-07-01 05:37:28 PM
 
2013-07-01 05:53:29 PM
LOL
Kevin Trenberth!
Did he find the missing heat yet? He's sure it's there!

LOL you have to be an idiot to listen to that guy. He's nothing but a blob of confirmation bias
 
2013-07-01 06:11:12 PM
anything
 
2013-07-01 08:52:18 PM
Moar rain plz.

/Colorado
 
2013-07-01 10:06:44 PM

rkiller1:

And for the record, unlike my girlfriends, the world's "wetness" is constant.  The total quantity of H2O molecules trapped on our planet's fixed ecosystem is fixed, give or take a few.  Man ain't adding none, God ain't taking any away.

Carry on...

www.midianews.com.br
Would like a word with you
 
2013-07-01 11:10:54 PM
Understand the entertainment value of an upper-decker?
 
2013-07-02 12:57:49 AM
My god, carbon is ... people!
 
2013-07-02 08:53:41 AM
this cant be, i was told there was a consensus
 
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