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(Bleacher Report)   Will AJ turn the troll meter up to 11 on Kaitlyn? Can Daniel Bryan continue his hot streak? Will Ryback fall to jobber status? Does the entire FWC get a wizard hat for calling a Heyman double-cross? Find out on RAW (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1754
    More: Cool, Monday Night Raw, WWE, Paul Heyman, Money in the Bank, Daniel Bryan, Ashley Judd, rumors, Wrestling Inc.  
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2013-07-01 10:00:48 AM  

I'd bet my last jar of zap-apple jam on a Heyman betrayal. Because that's what he does.  XD

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) DAMNIT ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-07-01 10:30:02 AM  
Whoever adjusted the green time back to this evening - Thank you!  :)

/hat tip
 
2013-07-01 01:06:06 PM  
So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc. Since last year's Great American Bash thread:

1. 4,379 lulz
2. A metric ton of ponies
3. Approx 200 PShops
4. Approx 12 decent PShops
5. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
6. Half of you got favorited
7. That's right... SEVEN GREDUNZAS!
8. The other half of you would be favorited but I ran out of colors
9. The fWc Nexus, nuff said
10. A large amount of random skipping
11. YES! YES! YES!
12. Heel Punk
13. A bunch of things I am forgetting but shouldn't
14. Face Punk, again
15. KICK ALL THE ASSES!
16. Did I mention ponies?
17. AJ shirts
18. 7,296 spelling errors
.
.
.
34. Dougie
.
.
.
1004. MOSS COVERED 3 HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA!

Thank you all for a year's worth of fun. Without going into my life story, I have never done well with social interaction and still do not in real life. You guys make it easy and this is by far the sweetest, supportive and most fun loving bunch of goofs on Fark.

Thank you all again, love always
Cassidy
aka: ShiningWizard
 
2013-07-01 01:30:20 PM  

TheManofPA: MCTHFG

Game over ladies and gentlemen, I am your champion once again.

Crap. I got busy IRL last week and forgot to go back and TF you. Well, better late than never.
 
2013-07-01 01:33:07 PM  

ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc.


Happy FWC birthday!  Instead of a birthday cake, how about some MMMM cake!

farm9.staticflickr.com

/obscure?
//of course not
 
2013-07-01 01:43:38 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc.

Happy FWC birthday!  Instead of a birthday cake, how about some MMMM cake!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

/obscure?
//of course not


No muffins?!?
i1263.photobucket.com

lulz
 
2013-07-01 01:43:59 PM  

dugitman: TheManofPA: MCTHFG Game over ladies and gentlemen, I am your champion once again.

Crap. I got busy IRL last week and forgot to go back and TF you. Well, better late than never.


Got the email. Thanks dugitman, you didn't need to, it was nice that you were giving them out in thread but not a problem that you forgot (it's all in good fun). In your honor, I present.....YOUNG JOHN CENA:

wrestleshare.com
Good luck getting that out of your heads.
 
2013-07-01 01:45:31 PM  

ShiningWizard: Thank you all for a year's worth of fun. Without going into my life story, I have never done well with social interaction and still do not in real life. You guys make it easy and this is by far the sweetest, supportive and most fun loving bunch of goofs on Fark.

Thank you all again, love always
Cassidy
aka: ShiningWizard


Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, here's your 1 year anniversary cake!

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/I know but there was no Trixie cakes...DAMMIT PINKIE!
 
2013-07-01 01:54:42 PM  
The  GREDUNZA meme is old. Its no longer funny nor interesting. Don't act like wrestling fans (i.e. chanting "What?" in 2013), act like cricket fans.
 
2013-07-01 02:01:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc.

Happy FWC birthday!  Instead of a birthday cake, how about some MMMM cake!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

/obscure?
//of course not

No muffins?!?
[i1263.photobucket.com image 290x257]

lulz


That was my plan, until I remembered that Derpy made them.  No need to get food poisoning on your birthday, lol.  :)
 
2013-07-01 02:10:04 PM  

cman: The  GREDUNZA meme is old. Its no longer funny nor interesting. Don't act like wrestling fans (i.e. chanting "What?" in 2013), act like cricket fans.


You want us to charge the ring, beat up the ref, and scream racial epithets at the Prime Time Players? THAT'S HORRIBLE! :O
 
2013-07-01 02:14:37 PM  

ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc. Since last year's Great American Bash thread:

1. 4,379 lulz
2. A metric ton of ponies
3. Approx 200 PShops
4. Approx 12 decent PShops
5. I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
6. Half of you got favorited
7. That's right... SEVEN GREDUNZAS!
8. The other half of you would be favorited but I ran out of colors
9. The fWc Nexus, nuff said
10. A large amount of random skipping
11. YES! YES! YES!
12. Heel Punk
13. A bunch of things I am forgetting but shouldn't
14. Face Punk, again
15. KICK ALL THE ASSES!
16. Did I mention ponies?
17. AJ shirts
18. 7,296 spelling errors
.
.
.
34. Dougie
.
.
.
1004. MOSS COVERED 3 HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA!

Thank you all for a year's worth of fun. Without going into my life story, I have never done well with social interaction and still do not in real life. You guys make it easy and this is by far the sweetest, supportive and most fun loving bunch of goofs on Fark.

Thank you all again, love always
Cassidy
aka: ShiningWizard


Happy anniversary, ShiningWizard! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 02:36:18 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc.

Happy FWC birthday!  Instead of a birthday cake, how about some MMMM cake!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

/obscure?
//of course not

No muffins?!?
[i1263.photobucket.com image 290x257]

lulz

That was my plan, until I remembered that Derpy made them.  No need to get food poisoning on your birthday, lol.  :)


if there's one thing Derpy knows, it's muffins.  What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-07-01 02:41:41 PM  
Once again I am pleased that the Fark community can put their politics aside for wrestling.

Its nice being able to have a party amongst the parties.
 
2013-07-01 02:50:37 PM  
So for MITB:
WWE title match: 7 faces
WHC title match: 7 heels

I wonder if they push someone as a potential face for the WHC match and turn someone heel (DBD) for the WWE one.

FYI, some idiot thinks Cena vs Henry vs Ryback with Cena as a huge underdog against two monsters is a good idea for Summerslam
 
2013-07-01 02:52:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: So I just dropped by early to say that this Raw thread marks the 1 year anniversary of ShiningWizard's debut in the fWc.

Happy FWC birthday!  Instead of a birthday cake, how about some MMMM cake!

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

/obscure?
//of course not

No muffins?!?
[i1263.photobucket.com image 290x257]

lulz

That was my plan, until I remembered that Derpy made them.  No need to get food poisoning on your birthday, lol.  :)


That's ok. We all know the cake is a lie.

A LIE!!!!!
 
2013-07-01 02:57:48 PM  

TheManofPA: So for MITB:
WWE title match: 7 faces
WHC title match: 7 heels

I wonder if they push someone as a potential face for the WHC match and turn someone heel (DBD) for the WWE one.

FYI, some idiot thinks Cena vs Henry vs Ryback with Cena as a huge underdog against two monsters is a good idea for Summerslam


I like that it is something different. You rarely see heel vs. heel so to see 7 at once should be pretty cool (GO SANDOW!). I think you wizarded the WWE match though. They are already nudging DBD towards heel so him winning via some heelish tactic, most likely jobbing Kane in some way, would seem to be in order. If it gets DBD-Cena at SummerSlam so Cena can drop the belt to him I am more than ok with it though
 
2013-07-01 03:42:04 PM  

TheManofPA: WWE title match: 7 faces
WHC title match: 7 heels


Not to mention ADR is heel and Cena is face.

So basically, Heel/Heel and Face/Face.
 
2013-07-01 03:42:45 PM  
For your pre-show entertainment, WWE's got a horoscope section now.

Fun fact: Randy "Bag-S**tter" Orton was born on April Fool's Day.

This. Explains. EVERYTHING. :P
 
2013-07-01 04:52:50 PM  
UPDATED fWc as of 6/26/13 TWITTER LIST

Supercampion - @alexaitis
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Tripleoak - @thechair
clintster - @clintster
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
MagSeven - @magseven27
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker

also @BobbyandGorilla

I know there were some late additions, like Fing Fang Fark, please put your twitter handle and Ill update at the end of the night.
 
2013-07-01 05:04:10 PM  
Who is back for

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

i6.photobucket.com

ME!!!

ME!!!

i6.photobucket.com

And on ShiningWizard's FARK wrestling thread birthday!

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 05:36:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Who is back for

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 319x200]

[i6.photobucket.com image 240x202]

ME!!!

ME!!!

[i6.photobucket.com image 456x352]

And on ShiningWizard's FARK wrestling thread birthday!

[i6.photobucket.com image 240x208]

[i6.photobucket.com image 250x140]

[i6.photobucket.com image 250x139]

[i6.photobucket.com image 245x300]

[i6.photobucket.com image 320x180]


*SQUEEE!!!!*
FNB and Captain Steroid in the same Raw thread again?!? If Dumb-Ass-Monkey shows up we'll have a fWc Legends reunion on our hands!
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 05:45:17 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Who is back for

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 319x200]

[i6.photobucket.com image 240x202]

ME!!!

ME!!!

[i6.photobucket.com image 456x352]

And on ShiningWizard's FARK wrestling thread birthday!

[i6.photobucket.com image 240x208]

[i6.photobucket.com image 250x140]

[i6.photobucket.com image 250x139]

[i6.photobucket.com image 245x300]

[i6.photobucket.com image 320x180]

*SQUEEE!!!!*
FNB and Captain Steroid in the same Raw thread again?!? If Dumb-Ass-Monkey shows up we'll have a fWc Legends reunion on our hands!
[i1263.photobucket.com image 350x393]


Back to reclaim my spot! Not my dog Spot, not a liver spot, but MY spot!

www.wwe.com


ShiningWizard:

Thank you all for a year's worth of fun. Without going into my life story, I have never done well with social interaction and still do not in real life. You guys make it easy and this is by far the sweetest, supportive and most fun loving bunch of goofs on Fark.

Thank you all again, love always
Cassidy
aka: ShiningWizard


If it makes you feel better, I hate people, and do not deal with people in real life unless I'm being paid to. I guess that makes me a whore. But seriously, I hate people, social situations, generally don't put myself into them, and most of the time I only deal with "people" online because it amuses me to get the words on the screen to respond.

I'm farked up.

And now, to undercut any bit of seriousness or reality I may have brought into things, here's a pony.

iambrony.jsmart.web.id
 
2013-07-01 05:47:01 PM  
OH!  Could this be a "Legends Return" night?!?!

If so, this will be the greatest night in the history of our industry!!*


*except for the 5000+ post WM thread, of course  :D
 
2013-07-01 05:48:36 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OH!  Could this be a "Legends Return" night?!?!

If so, this will be the greatest night in the history of our industry!!*


*except for the 5000+ post WM thread, of course  :D


I started walking to this thread in May!
 
2013-07-01 05:53:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: OH!  Could this be a "Legends Return" night?!?!

If so, this will be the greatest night in the history of our industry!!*


*except for the 5000+ post WM thread, of course  :D

I started walking to this thread in May!


What a First National Bastard of India would look like:
www.wwe.com
 
2013-07-01 05:58:45 PM  
BTW, in regards to this evening's headline:

In honor of ShiningWizard's FWC anniversary, I say we all get a souvenir wizard hat tonight.


/today's headline brought to you by the letters G, M, and J
//and muffins
 
2013-07-01 06:07:22 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, in regards to this evening's headline:

In honor of ShiningWizard's FWC anniversary, I say we all get a souvenir wizard hat tonight.


/today's headline brought to you by the letters G, M, and J
//and muffins


images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-01 06:18:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Back to reclaim my spot! Not my dog Spot, not a liver spot, but MY spot!


I remember seeing that segment live, and I know that Flair and Arn were seriously pissed off about it. I still larfed despite myself, though.

Speaking of wrestlers parodying wrestlers, anyone got screencaps of Kaitlyn as AJ from Smackdown?
 
2013-07-01 06:24:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, in regards to this evening's headline:

In honor of ShiningWizard's FWC anniversary, I say we all get a souvenir wizard hat tonight.


/today's headline brought to you by the letters G, M, and J
//and muffins

[images.wikia.com image 425x425]


Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right.
 
2013-07-01 06:26:40 PM  
Due to flight delays, I'm taking a candidate out to dinner during the show tonight (it was supposed to be before). Barring something odd or she not wanting to eat due to the early start time; I'll be missing the 1004. I nominate GMJ to win in my honor
 
2013-07-01 06:32:16 PM  
I wanna see a three-way with Eve, Velvet Sky, and Maria
 
2013-07-01 06:35:45 PM  

clintster: FirstNationalBastard: Back to reclaim my spot! Not my dog Spot, not a liver spot, but MY spot!

I remember seeing that segment live, and I know that Flair and Arn were seriously pissed off about it. I still larfed despite myself, though.

Speaking of wrestlers parodying wrestlers, anyone got screencaps of Kaitlyn as AJ from Smackdown?


Best I could find

i1263.photobucket.com

No clopping now!
 
2013-07-01 06:37:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: BTW, in regards to this evening's headline:

In honor of ShiningWizard's FWC anniversary, I say we all get a souvenir wizard hat tonight.


/today's headline brought to you by the letters G, M, and J
//and muffins


Let me check my hat trunk...
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 06:37:17 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOqAHKtbMo

So Punk was in a webshow with Winnie from the Wonder Years and Merle from Walking Dead.
 
2013-07-01 06:39:29 PM  
BTW, I still hate Skipper, as should anyone with taste.
 
2013-07-01 06:42:18 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: Back to reclaim my spot! Not my dog Spot, not a liver spot, but MY spot!

I remember seeing that segment live, and I know that Flair and Arn were seriously pissed off about it. I still larfed despite myself, though.

Speaking of wrestlers parodying wrestlers, anyone got screencaps of Kaitlyn as AJ from Smackdown?

Best I could find

[i1263.photobucket.com image 850x478]

No clopping now!


Did Kaitlyn wear a padded bra too to protect against Big E?
 
2013-07-01 06:43:41 PM  
www.ouroldspace.com
 
2013-07-01 06:44:37 PM  

TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: clintster: FirstNationalBastard: Back to reclaim my spot! Not my dog Spot, not a liver spot, but MY spot!

I remember seeing that segment live, and I know that Flair and Arn were seriously pissed off about it. I still larfed despite myself, though.

Speaking of wrestlers parodying wrestlers, anyone got screencaps of Kaitlyn as AJ from Smackdown?

Best I could find

[i1263.photobucket.com image 850x478]

No clopping now!

Did Kaitlyn wear a padded bra too to protect against Big E?


I don't know why she would need to protect against Dale Earnhardt... he's been dead for 12 years.

Sure, a Zombie Dale Earnhardt might be scary, but he would probably be going for brains, not boobs.
 
2013-07-01 06:50:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BTW, I still hate Skipper, as should anyone with taste.


You know, you really make it hard to like you sometimes... BUT I STILL DO!!!!
i1263.photobucket.com

For the record, this was made as a peace offering and not to antagonize. Also you were the first fWc'er to get the shirt treatment, lulz
 
2013-07-01 06:54:27 PM  
From the Mind of Big E Langston:

Great Iowa reception despite my marginal playing career. Less than marginal. If it was a spread, it'd be I Can't Believe It's Not Marginal!

Monday, I cement my position in the Divas Division. Will I force Naomi to step into a mud puddle? Or hurl pom poms at her? Stay tuned. #RAW

If I don't win one of those #BETAwards for Best "I'm feelin' you, girl...Naw, I was just playin'" Moment, I'm going to be heated.

And he got a message from his favorite wrestler growing up GOLDBERG!
 
2013-07-01 06:57:01 PM  

ShiningWizard: For the record, this was made as a peace offering and not to antagonize. Also you were the first fWc'er to get the shirt treatment, lulz


He knows you don't antagonize. Just in case he goes evil, I'm like Batman, I always have his kryptonite ready: Link

/sadly the original is lost to time
 
2013-07-01 06:57:49 PM  
I didn't find AJ Lee all that attractive when I first saw her

Now I find her to be insanely attractive.

What did she change?
 
2013-07-01 07:01:54 PM  

cman: I didn't find AJ Lee all that attractive when I first saw her

Now I find her to be insanely attractive.

What did she change?


Much like how we grudgingly accepted reality television, you lowered your standards after being forcefed crap for so long.
 
2013-07-01 07:03:09 PM  
Hi FWC.  I just got back from a weekend trip to Hershey and I'm very tired.  I'm looking forward to kicking back, watching Raw and making fun of it with you all.

While in Hershey, I rode this:
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
It was amazing.
 
2013-07-01 07:05:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: I didn't find AJ Lee all that attractive when I first saw her

Now I find her to be insanely attractive.

What did she change?

Much like how we grudgingly accepted reality television, you lowered your standards after being forcefed crap for so long.


I've missed you.

/at least here; you kick ass in the Politics threads
 
2013-07-01 07:06:44 PM  

Fisty Bum: Hi FWC.  I just got back from a weekend trip to Hershey and I'm very tired.  I'm looking forward to kicking back, watching Raw and making fun of it with you all.

While in Hershey, I rode this:
[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 850x478]
It was amazing.


How is the park now? I haven't been there since I stopped working at the park a decade ago.
 
2013-07-01 07:06:50 PM  
I am sorry for repeating myself oft, but I am pretty damned stoned out of my mind.

I really love you guys in FWC. It is the one of the few threads on Fark where our threads aren't filled with death threats. This is a nice group of folks who just love wrestling and don't care about anything that anyone else is.

I <3 FWC
 
2013-07-01 07:11:28 PM  

cman: I am sorry for repeating myself oft, but I am pretty damned stoned out of my mind.

I really love you guys in FWC. It is the one of the few threads on Fark where our threads aren't filled with death threats. This is a nice group of folks who just love wrestling and don't care about anything that anyone else is.

I <3 FWC


And now I'm going to drag Politics into the thread!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-01 07:11:49 PM  
so, we getting a Doink tribute tonight?
 
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