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(WFMZ Allentown)   It's your weekly "Smokers cost employers a bajillion dollars" article. Come on in and light up   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, tobacco control, St. Luke's, smoking cessation, Step One, employees, smoke breaks  
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2013-07-01 09:51:59 AM  
2 votes:
These articles need to stop.

Here let me try pulling numbers out of my ass:

Nerf guns cost employers 424 billion dollars a year.
Whiny co-workers costs employers 11 billion dollars a year
Broken water fountains cost employers 145.3 billion dollars a year
Late pizza delivery costs employers 13.55 thousand dollars a year
Chronic halitosis costs employers 889 million dollars a year
Impromtu weenie roasts cost employers 13 dollars last year
Made up studies about things costing employers money cost employers 43 trillion dollars a year
2013-07-01 09:59:57 AM  
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Giltric: Well we could be forcing insurance companies to pay for Chantix in order to get people off tobacco products and make people healthier considering smoking related illnesses are the leading cause of death and sickness in the US which probably means it is the largest healthcare cost the country faces....

But instead the left throws all its political capital behind forcing insurance companies to pay for womens birth control making sure people like Sandra Fluke can be promiscuous.

Right. Silly women wanting affordable birth control so there aren't more unnecessary people in this country - so farking selfish! Women shouldn't be allowed to have sex outside of marriage, or vote, or have equal rights!
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