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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Clearly, the only solution to show your ex-boyfriend how upset you are is using a stun gun on him   (suntimes.com) divider line 41
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2013-07-01 08:56:55 AM
That'll get him to love you more.  You go, girl.

/to jail
 
2013-07-01 09:29:09 AM
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner.
 
2013-07-01 10:27:31 AM
It's Gary Indiana, this is really just a weekly event there
 
2013-07-01 10:33:02 AM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Giving her a stun gun doesn't help any.
 
2013-07-01 10:34:13 AM
She got amped up that he left for a woman with more potential.  She couldn't leave him, despite him resisting her pleas.  Since they were different polarities on the issue, she used a stun gun.
Shocking?  Not so much.  Well, except for him.
 
2013-07-01 10:34:45 AM
"That one way to get somebody off you," said Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr. Sunday.

Really? I mean, really?
 
2013-07-01 10:36:01 AM
What a shocking display of poor judgment.
 
2013-07-01 10:36:50 AM

eyeq360: She got amped up that he left for a woman with more potential.  She couldn't leave him, despite him resisting her pleas.  Since they were different polarities on the issue, she used a stun gun.
Shocking?  Not so much.  Well, except for him.


That's a negative way of seeing it. She should be charged with assault though. I wonder if there are any current comparable cases. I'll keep my ion it.
 
2013-07-01 10:39:26 AM
Clearly.

*edges out of the room*
 
2013-07-01 10:39:29 AM
I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.
 
2013-07-01 10:39:59 AM

thecpt: eyeq360: She got amped up that he left for a woman with more potential.  She couldn't leave him, despite him resisting her pleas.  Since they were different polarities on the issue, she used a stun gun.
Shocking?  Not so much.  Well, except for him.

That's a negative way of seeing it. She should be charged with assault though. I wonder if there are any current comparable cases. I'll keep my ion it.


Ohm my god! You guys are re-volting!
 
2013-07-01 10:41:11 AM
Too bad they didnt charge her with assult of a deadly weapon.

I mean what if he would of had a pace maker etc...
 
2013-07-01 10:45:10 AM

ongbok: I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.


It's about power, and also brains that aren't wired quite right.

/watches a lot of Criminal Minds
 
2013-07-01 10:49:43 AM
A Gary, Ind., woman attacked her ex-boyfriend outside his Chicago home with a stun gun, hitting him four times out of about 20 attempts, authorities say.


The guy like a really great person. She jumps out and misses so he takes the time to teach her proper technique. "relax your shoulders, stand comfortably, remember BRASS. Thats ok, you missed try again, better but keep your eye on your target."
 
2013-07-01 10:49:53 AM
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2013-07-01 10:50:45 AM

ladyfortuna: Clearly.

*edges out of the room*


Exactly.

It's like fishing with dynamite. You have to stun 'em a little...scoop them up with a big net.
 
2013-07-01 10:53:12 AM
I'd be upset too if I had to live in Gary, IN.
 
2013-07-01 10:54:13 AM

eKonk: thecpt: eyeq360: She got amped up that he left for a woman with more potential.  She couldn't leave him, despite him resisting her pleas.  Since they were different polarities on the issue, she used a stun gun.
Shocking?  Not so much.  Well, except for him.

That's a negative way of seeing it. She should be charged with assault though. I wonder if there are any current comparable cases. I'll keep my ion it.

Ohm my god! You guys are re-volting!


I like bad puns and I cannot lie...
 
2013-07-01 10:54:25 AM

"Don't tase me ho, don't tase me!"


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2013-07-01 10:56:07 AM

ongbok: I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.


No damn you!!!!  He really loves me he just doesn't know it!!!!
 
2013-07-01 11:03:59 AM

ongbok: I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.


I got to watch a drama like this play out live in college. One of my roomates had a thing for dating girls that ranged from nuts to psychotic. This one fine young lady he dated was the reason I ended up moving out. She was either crying about something, angry about something or they were having sex. But one time in a fit of rage she trashed the house. Well after he finally got fed up with her and they broke up she would come back now and then for sex. Sometimes he would take her up on it, sometimes not. When she found out he was dating another girl she came at him with a broken bottle and she tried to burn the place down too. Yeah glad I moved out.
 
2013-07-01 11:04:42 AM
I would've used it on me, and constantly yell "this what you're doing to me, baby! This is what you're doing to meeee!" in between electricity-induced spasm.

And also fap.
 
2013-07-01 11:05:11 AM
"released on a recognizance bond."

The judge actually released that crazy biatch?  Holy crap!

www.marieclaire.com

This will not end well.
 
2013-07-01 11:09:29 AM
Anyone want to bet with that many attempts to taze him that she was going for his nuts?
 
2013-07-01 11:12:03 AM

eyeq360: She got amped up that he left for a woman with more potential.  She couldn't leave him, despite him resisting her pleas.  Since they were different polarities on the issue, she used a stun gun.
Shocking?  Not so much.  Well, except for him.


this is amusing and relevant to my interests
 
2013-07-01 11:14:17 AM
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To avoid jail time she should've just given -him- the taser... many guys like that can't resist testing it on themselves eventually.

/In Mexico City I saw guys intentionally zapping themselves with a car battery
 
2013-07-01 11:18:38 AM
She would have gotten away with it, if she used the common police vocal tactic. "STOP RESISTING, STOP RESISTING SIR! STOP RESISTING!"
 
2013-07-01 11:33:23 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: It's Gary Indiana, this is really just a weekly event there


I've had people from there tell me about how they would make the crackwhores get off their steps and shiat. Is it really that bad?
 
2013-07-01 11:35:28 AM

ladyfortuna: ongbok: I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.

It's about power, and also brains that aren't wired quite right.

/watches a lot of Criminal Minds


someone who fell in love for the first time may over react. emotions can run high. for the most part i wouldn't think such behavior would go past the High School level.

and how freaked out would you be if you ever found yourself in a room with people who speak like they do on Criminal Minds, each stating the Captain Obvious going around the table.
 
2013-07-01 11:37:33 AM

A Terrible Human: IdBeCrazyIf: It's Gary Indiana, this is really just a weekly event there

I've had people from there tell me about how they would make the crackwhores get off their steps and shiat. Is it really that bad?


There are sections of the city where the cops will pull you over at night, just to escort you out
 
2013-07-01 11:42:54 AM

basemetal: That'll get him to love you more.  You go, girl.

/to jail


Actually they just sent her home because it's OK to stun gun people when you're upset.
 
2013-07-01 11:49:30 AM

boarch: basemetal: That'll get him to love you more.  You go, girl.

/to jail

Actually they just sent her home because it's OK to stun gun people when you're upset.


Remember: the world would be more peaceful if women were in charge.

/unless those women are this broad or the ones that run my girlfriend's sorority
 
2013-07-01 12:31:53 PM
The only one with the most pleasing and instantaneous gratification.
 
2013-07-01 12:35:22 PM
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Approves.

/ told me you'd hold me 'til you died
// but you're still alive!
 
2013-07-01 12:46:31 PM
She was just trying to put the spark back in their relationship.
 
2013-07-01 01:00:02 PM
So was she the person who made the famous photoshop with the undertaker form Ohio and the inside of a nuclear submarine?
 
2013-07-01 01:37:50 PM

nanim: To avoid jail time she should've just given -him- the taser... many guys like that can't resist testing it on themselves eventually.

/In Mexico City I saw guys intentionally zapping themselves with a car battery


They are kind of fun imo.

Ymmv.
 
2013-07-01 01:41:39 PM
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They really do be crazy.
 
2013-07-01 02:15:07 PM
I don't know that it's the only way, but I'm sure the current did convey disproval quite convincingly
 
2013-07-01 02:30:24 PM

nanim: [imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x473]

To avoid jail time she should've just given -him- the taser... many guys like that can't resist testing it on themselves eventually.

/In Mexico City I saw guys intentionally zapping themselves with a car battery


12V? you barely feel it.
Even a truck battery (24V), you'l only feel a little itch.
Now wire it to an ignition coil and you cant get over 10000 volts
 
2013-07-01 04:02:54 PM

KrispyKritter: ladyfortuna: ongbok: I never understood this stuff. If a person doesn't want to be with you anymore you aren't going to change their minds by calling them 30 times, and when that doesn't work going to their house at 4am and banging on the door until they answer. If anything that will help them to confirm the fact that they made the correct choice in dropping you.

It's about power, and also brains that aren't wired quite right.

/watches a lot of Criminal Minds

someone who fell in love for the first time may over react. emotions can run high. for the most part i wouldn't think such behavior would go past the High School level.

and how freaked out would you be if you ever found yourself in a room with people who speak like they do on Criminal Minds, each stating the Captain Obvious going around the table.


If it were so obvious why people do what they do, at least to the average Joe, we wouldn't have nearly as much divorce/abuse/fraud/etc in this world. Plus the High School thing is when people's brains are still developing. As I understand it, we're not really done with that til early/mid twenties, and adolescents are wildly unpredictable...
 
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