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(New Musical Express)   Aaron Paul assures fans they will "shiat their pants" over the Breaking Bad finale   (nme.com) divider line 76
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2013-07-01 08:18:58 AM  
Flynn clubs Hank to death with his walker while the baby falls into a vat of methylamine?
 
2013-07-01 08:20:14 AM  
Doesn't sound like an encouragement to watch, really.
 
2013-07-01 08:20:49 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Flynn clubs Hank to death with his walker while the baby falls into a vat of methylamine?


You're saying it's going to be a Walking Dead crossovr? Cool!
 
2013-07-01 08:21:45 AM  
Spoiler alert:
Walt learns his lab results were intentionally switched with another patient's.
 
2013-07-01 08:22:14 AM  

markfara: Doesn't sound like an encouragement to watch, really.


It really depends on how scary it is.
 
2013-07-01 08:24:49 AM  
Badger wins?
 
2013-07-01 08:25:20 AM  
Fine, just don't biatch about it.
 
2013-07-01 08:26:57 AM  
What if I don't want to shiat my pants? Thanks anyway, Vince Gilligan
 
2013-07-01 08:32:36 AM  

Yes please: Spoiler alert:
Walt learns his lab results were intentionally switched with another patient's.


Hank's?
 
2013-07-01 08:33:13 AM  

Yes please: Spoiler alert:
Walt learns his lab results were intentionally switched with another patient's.


LMAO please let it be this.
 
2013-07-01 08:35:23 AM  
Well one thing is certain, the story will not end well for any of the characters.
 
2013-07-01 08:36:18 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-01 08:39:44 AM  
images.olsen-twins-news.com
What shiatting in your pants may look like.
 
2013-07-01 08:40:19 AM  
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Literally shiat their pants?
 
2013-07-01 08:40:26 AM  

Yes please: Spoiler alert:
Walt learns his lab results were intentionally switched with another patient's.


"Mr. White, looking at our tests, I'm afraid we owe you a big apology. See, we had initially written down here that you had a really bad canker..."
 
2013-07-01 08:42:36 AM  
I remember reading somewhere that the series should end with Walter White driving up to the House from Malcolm in the Middle after being placed into protective custody.
 
2013-07-01 08:44:17 AM  

LegacyDL: Yes please: Spoiler alert:
Walt learns his lab results were intentionally switched with another patient's.

LMAO please let it be this.


That's not the part that makes you shiat your pants.  Wait until you heart who switched them, and why.
 
2013-07-01 08:44:44 AM  
I've got my depends ready, just in case! Can't wait. :)
 
2013-07-01 08:49:55 AM  

akuma976: I remember reading somewhere that the series should end with Walter White driving up to the House from Malcolm in the Middle after being placed into protective custody.


Or better yet, he wakes up next to Jane Kaczmarek and realizes it was all just a dream.
 
2013-07-01 08:51:33 AM  
Snape kills Dumbledore.
 
2013-07-01 08:53:27 AM  
Yes please:

That's not the part that makes you shiat your pants.  Wait until you heart who switched them, and why.

So his not coughing up blood every 20 minutes is due to mind over matter?
 
2013-07-01 08:55:14 AM  
"Aaron Paul assures fans they will "shiat their pants" over the Breaking Bad finale "


Well, did anyone really expect Aaron to say "Yeah, the finale is gonna be pretty lame.  It actually blows chunks"?
 
2013-07-01 08:55:54 AM  

Gunny Highway: [img.timeinc.net image 360x235]

Literally shiat their pants?


Funny you mention him since Bob Odenkirk was his partner back during the old Mr. Show days lol
 
2013-07-01 08:58:13 AM  

rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: [img.timeinc.net image 360x235]

Literally shiat their pants?

Funny you mention him since Bob Odenkirk was his partner back during the old Mr. Show days lol


Is Bob on Breaking Bad?
 
2013-07-01 09:04:58 AM  

Gunny Highway: rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: [img.timeinc.net image 360x235]

Literally shiat their pants?

Funny you mention him since Bob Odenkirk was his partner back during the old Mr. Show days lol

Is Bob on Breaking Bad?


Yup, he plays fan-favorite character Saul Goodman, a sleazy but funny as hell cheap lawyer.
 
2013-07-01 09:12:03 AM  

rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: [img.timeinc.net image 360x235]

Literally shiat their pants?

Funny you mention him since Bob Odenkirk was his partner back during the old Mr. Show days lol

Is Bob on Breaking Bad?

Yup, he plays fan-favorite character Saul Goodman, a sleazy but funny as hell cheap lawyer.


Sounds like the role was made for Bob.  I need to get around to Breaking Bad at some point.
 
2013-07-01 09:13:30 AM  

rocky_howard: Yup, he plays fan-favorite character Saul Goodman, a sleazy but funny as hell cheap lawyer.


Who was described with one of the best lines in the series. As Walt and Jesse discuss their need for legal help, Jesse says, "You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a  criminal lawyer." From that introductory line, you instantly knew Saul was going to be one of the best parts of the show, and he certainly was.
 
2013-07-01 09:16:39 AM  

rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: rocky_howard: Gunny Highway: [img.timeinc.net image 360x235]

Literally shiat their pants?

Funny you mention him since Bob Odenkirk was his partner back during the old Mr. Show days lol

Is Bob on Breaking Bad?

Yup, he plays fan-favorite character Saul Goodman, a sleazy but funny as hell cheap lawyer.


"Sleazy" and "lawyer" are redundant.
 
2013-07-01 09:35:46 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Well one thing is certain, the story will not end well for any of the characters.


Seriously.

I'm still hoping against hope that Jesse manages to escape death or prison. Despite the fact that he's a criminal and has done some awful things, he's been through so much already and I always feel this weird maternal thing towards Jesse when I watch the show where I just can't stand to see him get hurt. Seriously half the stress of watching every episode is hoping that Jesse isn't killed!

/Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.
 
2013-07-01 09:40:25 AM  

Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.


It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.
 
2013-07-01 09:43:39 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.

It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.


blog.nj.com
 
2013-07-01 09:45:04 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: t would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.


And he's forced to go back to work at the carwash

/would also like a "To Live and Die in LA"-esque ending where Walt perishes atop a blazing pile of his own money in the storage locker
 
2013-07-01 09:45:28 AM  

akuma976: I remember reading somewhere that the series should end with Walter White driving up to the House from Malcolm in the Middle after being placed into protective custody.


Amusing.
 
2013-07-01 09:55:55 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.

It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.




Your prison sucks.
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2013-07-01 09:56:09 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.

It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.


This.

The flash forward at the beginning of S5 shows he is alone, and has to come back to NM to finish some serious business.  Obviously Jesse and Hank have to come to some end point with Walt, as all three are the central personalities of the story.

I'm going with the idea that Walt is cured, some of his family ends up dead b/c of this, and he's lost everything...you know, that empire he built.

For all we know, Flynn could snap, and kill Walt out of  a jealous rage after seeing Walt and Jesse in their weird pseudo father-son relationship.
 
2013-07-01 09:56:36 AM  

t3knomanser: rocky_howard: Yup, he plays fan-favorite character Saul Goodman, a sleazy but funny as hell cheap lawyer.

Who was described with one of the best lines in the series. As Walt and Jesse discuss their need for legal help, Jesse says, "You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a  criminal lawyer." From that introductory line, you instantly knew Saul was going to be one of the best parts of the show, and he certainly was.


THIS!

I am very pleased to see they are moving forward with Saul having his own show

/Gonna stock up on kleexnex and TP for the final season
 
2013-07-01 09:57:03 AM  

Gunny Highway: blog.nj.com


Exactly what I was thinking, scorch earth everything the man knows or has touched and watch him suffer the consequences

Gunderson: And he's forced to go back to work at the carwash


peeeeeerfect
 
2013-07-01 10:00:09 AM  

JonZoidberg: akuma976: I remember reading somewhere that the series should end with Walter White driving up to the House from Malcolm in the Middle after being placed into protective custody.

Or better yet, he wakes up next to Jane Kaczmarek and realizes it was all just a dream.


Or go way over the top and have him wake up as Tim Whatley in a dentist's office wondering if his dentist just violated him while he was under...
 
2013-07-01 10:04:35 AM  
Somehow I see Skylar being the one left holding all the chips, taking the fall
 
2013-07-01 10:06:35 AM  

mafiageek1980: I am very pleased to see they are moving forward with Saul having his own show


I'm sure this is a smokescreen.  There is NO WAY he's getting out alive, with a minor possibility that Hank flips him.
 
2013-07-01 10:08:39 AM  
Pancake boy is faking. and will assume the reigns, after murdering his father.
 
2013-07-01 10:21:11 AM  

rocinante721: mafiageek1980: I am very pleased to see they are moving forward with Saul having his own show

I'm sure this is a smokescreen.  There is NO WAY he's getting out alive, with a minor possibility that Hank flips him.


Vince Gilligan has said from day one that Saul is the only real "protected" character. He's the kind of guy that you can't get rid of in real life, so why have the show be any different?

Also, side note: the people that run the show's Facebook site have made a cool name generator that you should try out if haven't already.
 
2013-07-01 10:23:58 AM  
Will shiat yourselves, BIATCH
 
2013-07-01 10:24:33 AM  

rocinante721: mafiageek1980: I am very pleased to see they are moving forward with Saul having his own show

I'm sure this is a smokescreen.  There is NO WAY he's getting out alive, with a minor possibility that Hank flips him.


Hmm, I could see it. I mean, if you look at the one scene in last season (I think it was the magnets episode, but don't quote me) where Walt more or less threatens Saul
 
2013-07-01 10:27:56 AM  

Monster Island: Or better yet, he wakes up next to Jane Kaczmarek and realizes it was all just a dream.

Or go way over the top and have him wake up as Tim Whatley in a dentist's office wondering if his dentist just violated him while he was under...


Or he'll wake up aboard one of the White Stars, just before he's about to engage the Shadows.

/always go for the B5 reference
 
2013-07-01 10:30:38 AM  

FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.

It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.

This.

The flash forward at the beginning of S5 shows he is alone, and has to come back to NM to finish some serious business.  Obviously Jesse and Hank have to come to some end point with Walt, as all three are the central personalities of the story.

I'm going with the idea that Walt is cured, some of his family ends up dead b/c of this, and he's lost everything...you know, that empire he built.

For all we know, Flynn could snap, and kill Walt out of  a jealous rage after seeing Walt and Jesse in their weird pseudo father-son relationship.


Don't we already know he is cured?  Pretty sure that already happened last season or the one before it.
 
2013-07-01 10:33:18 AM  

rocinante721: mafiageek1980: I am very pleased to see they are moving forward with Saul having his own show

I'm sure this is a smokescreen.  There is NO WAY he's getting out alive, with a minor possibility that Hank flips him.


I think I read Saul's stories will take place pre-BB.  seriously.
man, what a show that would be.


OTOH - crossovers!!!!
"Tonight on "Better Call Saul," mild-mannered chicken empresario and smooth jazz fan
Gus Fring stops by with 'buddy' Gale Boddecher (sp?) and shares some Argentinian home cooking while
discussing the liabilities of the next DEA 10K!
 
2013-07-01 10:36:02 AM  

Nick Spiceyweiner: FinFangFark: IdBeCrazyIf: Brittabot: /Walt can die horribly in disgrace for all I care. He's a farking monster.

It would be a disgusting twist of fate (and heady TV drama) to have Walt be the only person left but have his empire distroyed, family scattered, and everything he knows destroyed or dead, and cured of cancer so that he is forced to live with the horrific choices in life he has made.

Because sometimes, I think we create the best prisons in our own minds.

This.

The flash forward at the beginning of S5 shows he is alone, and has to come back to NM to finish some serious business.  Obviously Jesse and Hank have to come to some end point with Walt, as all three are the central personalities of the story.

I'm going with the idea that Walt is cured, some of his family ends up dead b/c of this, and he's lost everything...you know, that empire he built.

For all we know, Flynn could snap, and kill Walt out of  a jealous rage after seeing Walt and Jesse in their weird pseudo father-son relationship.

Don't we already know he is cured?  Pretty sure that already happened last season or the one before it.


There were references to the cancer coming back in both the "52" flash-forward and the last episode of season five.
 
2013-07-01 10:58:23 AM  
While I do like the show and have thrown my support on the bandwagon belonging to the theory that Walt gets put into protective custody and this becomes the beginning of Malcolm in the Middle, merely watching the final 1/2 season will not make me deposit feces in my trousers.

Beotch.
 
2013-07-01 12:10:33 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Flynn clubs Hank to death with his walker while the baby falls into a vat of methylamine?



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