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(NYPost)   JFK Security Supervisor finds out the hard way that only the Wein can pull the Weiner and get away with it   (nypost.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-01 09:51:18 AM  
Nonsense. All he has to is hop onto the gay fad and support gay marriage and all will be forgiven.

A few rainbow stickers and a flag or two and I give you the next Senator form New York.
 
2013-07-01 10:08:11 AM  

hasty ambush: hop onto the gay fad


it's a fad ? new spelling gets confusing

// old bigotry does not
 
2013-07-01 10:10:22 AM  
"Please accept my sincere apology as I am truly [sic] sorry for my actions."

Dear Publisher in the Sky,

Please withdraw my previous request for proofreading and replace it with one for proofreading by someone able to spell simple English words.

KTHNXBAI

/truly is correct
 
2013-07-01 10:25:37 AM  
Until our culture(s) create some rules of thumb to accommodate the awesome power of the Internet (and smartphones), I'd like to suggest a temporary rule of thumb: don't take pictures of your junk.

// Unless you're drunk or it's to win a bet. Or if you lost a bet which you'd thought you had a 99% chance of winning. Or if it's part of some incredibly hilarious joke you're setting up.  No, really; if the punchline is funny enough, it's worth the risk.
 
2013-07-01 10:58:50 AM  
Maybe its just me
But taking your own pics of your junk on your phone is just plain creepy
Look, unless you're hung like a porno star, well groomed and in good shape. It just plain ugly and no one wants to see it
 
2013-07-01 11:12:27 AM  

DownDaRiver: Maybe its just me
But taking your own pics of your junk on your phone is just plain creepy
Look, unless you're hung like a porno star, well groomed and in good shape. It just plain ugly and no one wants to see it


Maybe he has a FUPA and hasnet seen his penis in years so he took a pic to see if it was still there.
 
2013-07-01 11:41:19 AM  
I'm not sure which is dumber, emailing pictures of your junk or hitting the "Reply All" button.
 
2013-07-01 11:44:40 AM  

DownDaRiver: Maybe its just me
But taking your own pics of your junk on your phone is just plain creepy
Look, unless you're hung like a porno star, well groomed and in good shape. It just plain ugly and no one wants to see it


I have had a few girlfriends and some lady friends that have requested pictures of my "junk" so it is not that unlikely, but then again I am 8 and a half inches long when erect with quite a bit of girth. I am pretty sure in this guys case they were just waiting for him to screw up so they could fire him. I don't think a great many companies would fire someone over such a mistake unless it was sent to outside companies and not just internal. The key thing is that he should have taken the picture with his personal phone and not the company one.
 
2013-07-01 11:46:14 AM  

hasty ambush: Nonsense. All he has to is hop onto the gay fad and support gay marriage and all will be forgiven.

A few rainbow stickers and a flag or two and I give you the next Senator form New York.


He'd get an all-expense-paid trip to the White House too. And a personal (public, of course) commendation from Obama. Speaking engagements, a talk show on MSNBC... The sky's really the limit.
 
2013-07-01 12:25:31 PM  
Dude, that's awesome. I send dick pics on a daily basis.

If I could Huma Abedin's e-mail, that would be even more AWESOME.
 
2013-07-01 12:41:34 PM  

Profedius: I have had a few girlfriends and some lady friends that have requested pictures of my "junk" so it is not that unlikely, but then again I am 8 and a half inches long when erect with quite a bit of girth. I am pretty sure in this guys case they were just waiting for him to screw up so they could fire him. I don't think a great many companies would fire someone over such a mistake unless it was sent to outside companies and not just internal. The key thing is that he should have taken the picture with his personal phone and not the company one.


1) No human penis has ever exceeded five inches in length.  That is a fact, and you are a scoundrel and a liar.

2) I'd restate it as, "a company desperate to retain someone might, on occasion, have reason to overlook that person having sent pictures of their junk to colleagues, even if the e-mail only went to people within the company."

3) As someone who's recently taken my yearly "ethics module on proper use of company assets," I agree: do not use a company phone for such unsavory (or savory) photographs. I'd extend that to, "Even if you're taking photos of your junk on your personal phone, don't e-mail said photos to company e-mail addresses, especially with companies routinely backing up their e-mail for purposes of litigation, and the NSA doing Snowden-knows-what with such e-mails."

4) If, by some chance, you are not a lying scoundrel, you must have been bitten by a radioactive barnacle, which has the longest penis-to-body-length ratio in the animal kingdom.

4a) Doing a GIS on "longest penis in animal kingdom" returned 1,390,000 results.  While that alone is staggering, now I've gone and increased it to 1,390,001.

// CSB: My cousin yelled at her three-year-old son for taking pictures of his butt within an hour of being given a "tablet PC for kids" that included a low-res camera.  I told her, quite rightly, that she was being unreasonable, and that, if given the opportunity, no child in the history of humans could be expected NOT to take a picture of their butt.
 
2013-07-01 12:55:53 PM  

enik: hasty ambush: Nonsense. All he has to is hop onto the gay fad and support gay marriage and all will be forgiven.

A few rainbow stickers and a flag or two and I give you the next Senator form New York.

He'd get an all-expense-paid trip to the White House too. And a personal (public, of course) commendation from Obama. Speaking engagements, a talk show on MSNBC... The sky's really the limit.




The outline for the disgraced politician rehabilitation tour. Only thing missing would be for him to "come out" as gay and say his previous actions were a result of his repressing it due to family and societal pressures.
 
2013-07-01 12:57:32 PM  
"Please accept my sincere apology as I am truly [sic] sorry for my actions."

Did they hire Rotski as an editor at the Post?
 
2013-07-01 01:16:31 PM  
If smoking costs billions then Colorado owes a helluva lot to the fund. Half the state is on fire ...
 
2013-07-01 01:19:24 PM  
I'm trying to imagine how he managed to do this. IDK the steps taken to email a freshly-taken pic from a Blackberry. Can anyone explain how it isn't idiot-proof?
 
2013-07-01 01:24:22 PM  
""Please accept my sincere apology as I am truly [sic] sorry for my actions."

Is that (sic) a subtle way of saying, "We don't believe he's truly sorry?"
 
2013-07-01 02:05:04 PM  

mofa: Profedius: I have had a few girlfriends and some lady friends that have requested pictures of my "junk" so it is not that unlikely, but then again I am 8 and a half inches long when erect with quite a bit of girth. I am pretty sure in this guys case they were just waiting for him to screw up so they could fire him. I don't think a great many companies would fire someone over such a mistake unless it was sent to outside companies and not just internal. The key thing is that he should have taken the picture with his personal phone and not the company one.

1) No human penis has ever exceeded five inches in length.  That is a fact, and you are a scoundrel and a liar.

2) I'd restate it as, "a company desperate to retain someone might, on occasion, have reason to overlook that person having sent pictures of their junk to colleagues, even if the e-mail only went to people within the company."

3) As someone who's recently taken my yearly "ethics module on proper use of company assets," I agree: do not use a company phone for such unsavory (or savory) photographs. I'd extend that to, "Even if you're taking photos of your junk on your personal phone, don't e-mail said photos to company e-mail addresses, especially with companies routinely backing up their e-mail for purposes of litigation, and the NSA doing Snowden-knows-what with such e-mails."

4) If, by some chance, you are not a lying scoundrel, you must have been bitten by a radioactive barnacle, which has the longest penis-to-body-length ratio in the animal kingdom.

4a) Doing a GIS on "longest penis in animal kingdom" returned 1,390,000 results.  While that alone is staggering, now I've gone and increased it to 1,390,001.

// CSB: My cousin yelled at her three-year-old son for taking pictures of his butt within an hour of being given a "tablet PC for kids" that included a low-res camera.  I told her, quite rightly, that she was being unreasonable, and that, if given the opportunity, no child in the history of humans ...


5 inches lol maybe in Japan. There are Farketts who can tell you that I am not lying. Another thing he should have done was to take it send it then delete it instead of keeping it on his phone.
 
2013-07-01 02:09:10 PM  

AndreMA: "Please accept my sincere apology as I am truly [sic] sorry for my actions."

Dear Publisher in the Sky,

Please withdraw my previous request for proofreading and replace it with one for proofreading by someone able to spell simple English words.

KTHNXBAI

/truly is correct


Also, is it necessary to [sic] within a quote?
 
2013-07-01 03:15:48 PM  
So is this where I drop by to point out that Weiner a) didn't get away with it, he wound up losing his seat in congress over this; b) sent his pics to people he was flirting with online, not a few dozen of his subordinates and c) doesn't appear to have used government resources to take & send the pics.

But aside from that it's the exact same.

/(sic)
 
2013-07-01 03:51:55 PM  
Dick move on his part.
 
2013-07-01 06:46:28 PM  
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From his now out of date LinkedIn profile.
 
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