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2013-07-01 08:35:03 AM  
Drew spilled beer in their server?
 
2013-07-01 08:46:19 AM  
Sex with dogs & other animals?
 
2013-07-01 08:50:30 AM  
Drew found Carmen Sandiego?
 
2013-07-01 08:52:02 AM  
To me this sums up Florida: Surrounded by dangerous beauty, in over our heads, pulled along by powerful forces, desperately grabbing for any lifeline.

No I'm pretty sure your cracked methed up freaks who create weird stories sum up Florida
 
2013-07-01 08:52:10 AM  
Isn't there an Arizona tag?
 
2013-07-01 08:53:32 AM  
Local radio show started a segment "dumbass news." Took them a month or two to figure out the link to Florida.
 
2013-07-01 08:54:53 AM  
from tfa:

'When I was 12, I was camping with my Boy Scout troop down by a river. While crossing the deepest part of the river, I lost my footing, and the current pulled me under. I remember the rippling water closing over me, the pitiless blue sky above. Even now, years later, I sometimes dream about this, struck by the beauty of what seemed like the last thing I'd ever see. Just before the river claimed me for good, I grabbed hold of a rope that was strung across one end of the swim area. To me this sums up Florida: Surrounded by dangerous beauty, in over our heads, pulled along by powerful forces, desperately grabbing for any lifeline. '

er... yay Florida?
 
2013-07-01 08:56:42 AM  
oh my god I missed this gem initially!

'Cassadaga, the town that has so many crystal balls per capita that it's known as the 'psychic capital of the world."  '

because crystal balls mean you're psychic!
 
2013-07-01 08:58:30 AM  
Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.
 
2013-07-01 08:58:54 AM  
What no "SPONSORED CONTENT!!!" ?
 
2013-07-01 09:03:00 AM  
New "click this ad because it looks just like a story" business model?
 
2013-07-01 09:07:39 AM  

Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.


Never own what you can rent..
 
2013-07-01 09:13:13 AM  
I'm pretty sure that your home state having its own Fark tag isn't a good thing. Though it is more amusing for the rest of us.
 
2013-07-01 09:14:26 AM  

Lady J: from tfa:

'When I was 12, I was camping with my Boy Scout troop down by a river. While crossing the deepest part of the river, I lost my footing, and the current pulled me under. I remember the rippling water closing over me, the pitiless blue sky above. Even now, years later, I sometimes dream about this, struck by the beauty of what seemed like the last thing I'd ever see. Just before the river claimed me for good, I grabbed hold of a rope that was strung across one end of the swim area. To me this sums up Florida: Surrounded by dangerous beauty, in over our heads, pulled along by powerful forces, desperately grabbing for any lifeline. '

er... yay Florida?




The only thing I hate about Florida is August.

/NY
 
2013-07-01 09:15:01 AM  
Because half their traffic comes from here?
 
2013-07-01 09:15:29 AM  
Florida: The new FARKistan
 
2013-07-01 09:23:35 AM  

Kristoph57: Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.

Never own what you can rent..


Never Rent what you can borrow, and never borrow what you can steal...
 
2013-07-01 09:33:33 AM  

Lady J: from tfa:

'When I was 12, I was camping with my Boy Scout troop down by a river. While crossing the deepest part of the river, I lost my footing, and the current pulled me under. I remember the rippling water closing over me, the pitiless blue sky above. Even now, years later, I sometimes dream about this, struck by the beauty of what seemed like the last thing I'd ever see. Just before the river claimed me for good, I grabbed hold of a rope that was strung across one end of the swim area. To me this sums up Florida: Surrounded by dangerous beauty, in over our heads, pulled along by powerful forces, desperately grabbing for any lifeline. '

er... yay Florida?


Sounds like a spentmiles story cut short.
 
2013-07-01 10:06:39 AM  

Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.


If you find this so offensive as to require a NSFW tag, you Might be a closet homo.
www.slate.com

If it were a man and woman, this would be worthy of being on the face of a Hallmark romance card.
 
2013-07-01 10:12:02 AM  

TheGogmagog: Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.

If you find this so offensive as to require a NSFW tag, you Might be a closet homo.
[www.slate.com image 315x191]

If it were a man and woman, this would be worthy of being on the face of a Hallmark romance card.




HR is a function of management.
 
2013-07-01 11:36:15 AM  
That's odd, the article doesn't mention Heineken even once...
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or squirrels...
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or Duke university...
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or Ric Romero...
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or the angle of knees...
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Uh... what did I forget?
 
2013-07-01 11:55:47 AM  
F-18 Bahia-Mar


//Got nothing
 
2013-07-01 12:14:39 PM  
Because we click swap with them?  No, I am not talking about the picture in the sidebar
 
2013-07-01 04:12:36 PM  

Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.


That's a stretch.
 
2013-07-01 04:31:06 PM  

Lady J: oh my god I missed this gem initially!

'Cassadaga, the town that has so many crystal balls per capita that it's known as the 'psychic capital of the world."  '

because crystal balls mean you're psychic!


Cassadaga's main industry is psychic services, occult shops, etc. I've been there and it's fun.

Carrabelle is on the forgotten coast and the police station is hilarious. It's a major speed trap, though.

Florida is full of gems. Boss Oyster in Appalachicola, Weekiwatchee Mermaids, manatee feeding at Crystal Springs, the alligator farm in St. Augustine. It's a pretty cool place if you avoid the metro areas.
 
2013-07-01 07:05:11 PM  

TheGogmagog: Tumunga: Dear Subby,

An NSFW tag for your headline would be nice. There are two naked dudes scissoring, and getting ready to smooch on the side bar.

Sincerely,
No Homo.

/I got nothing against it. I think everybody should own one.

If you find this so offensive as to require a NSFW tag, you Might be a closet homo.
[www.slate.com image 315x191]

If it were a man and woman, this would be worthy of being on the face of a Hallmark romance card.


Except if it were a woman, there'd be a problem with her not having a shirt on.

I think he's upset that at least *one* of them isn't wearing a shirt.

Seriously gay guys, at least *one* of you can put on a shirt when you are kissing in public right? If you did that, the whole country would be all about gay marriage. -that's all it would take.
 
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