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(TMZ)   A wrinkled, ragged-looking Lindsay Lohan announces she's afraid of relapsing, so she's going into seclusion   (tmz.com) divider line 50
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2013-07-01 08:15:53 AM  
Personally, I hope she can stay sober.

/but I think we will see her boozing it up in a few months
//get rid of the enablers, girl
 
2013-07-01 08:17:52 AM  
I need a hostess for my Bangalore Monkey Bar reality show.
 
2013-07-01 08:21:44 AM  
Good luck to her.
 
2013-07-01 08:55:48 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 09:32:06 AM  
Something she probably should have done years ago.
 
2013-07-01 09:32:25 AM  
Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she's been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons ... so she needs to get out STAT.

She should go to Wichita, far from the opera forevermore.
 
2013-07-01 09:49:25 AM  
So she found a nightclub named Seclusion?
 
2013-07-01 09:50:12 AM  

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 467x351]


I was just thinking she should move to Best Korea
 
2013-07-01 09:52:08 AM  

Sybarite: Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she's been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons ... so she needs to get out STAT.

She should go to Wichita, far from the opera forevermore.


I heard she's gonna work the straw
 
2013-07-01 10:05:13 AM  
That small town in Ohio where Dave Chapelle lives, perhaps?
 
2013-07-01 10:20:18 AM  
Lima?
 
2013-07-01 10:27:36 AM  
...but that's what she thinks.

So, TMZ is pretty much vowing to stalk her? If she wants seclusion, go buy a few hundred acres in the middle of nowhere in North Dakota. The paparazzi won't last long up there.I doubt she's smart enough to do something like that though.
 
2013-07-01 10:29:04 AM  
If this actually works, good for her. Maybe it would work for Amanda Bynes
 
2013-07-01 10:29:41 AM  
This actually seems like a good plan.  As mentioned, Wichita, Rural Ohio (or any small or midsized city in the midwest really), would help her get away from the enablers in her life.
 
2013-07-01 10:39:45 AM  
Drug dealers in L.A. apply for economic relief.
 
2013-07-01 10:42:01 AM  

texdent: If this actually works, good for her. Maybe it would work for Amanda Bynes


Or a pit in some guys basement.
 
2013-07-01 10:47:21 AM  

Tom_Slick: This actually seems like a good plan.  As mentioned, Wichita, Rural Ohio (or any small or midsized city in the midwest really), would help her get away from the enablers in her life.


Maybe she's moving the to Midwest because she's looking to move into meth.
 
2013-07-01 10:49:46 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Or a pit in some guys basement.


Relevant:

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2013-07-01 11:06:46 AM  
She seems to have a pretty weak mind.

Rehab usually only works for those who want to get better. She had it forced on her. I had assumed we'd see her right back in those dumbass clubs as soon as she was released.

Ah, well. Lindsay Lohan has now become boring.
 
2013-07-01 11:20:18 AM  
You can't hide from yourself
 
2013-07-01 11:27:17 AM  

Olfin Bedwere: You can't hide from yourself


this. her real addiction is attention/fame. it's easier to give up your addiction to oxygen.
 
2013-07-01 11:29:05 AM  

meanmutton: That small town in Ohio where Dave Chapelle lives, perhaps?


Yellow Springs, Ohio is a small hippie town with tons of head shops.
 
2013-07-01 11:41:33 AM  
That's a hard 26.
 
2013-07-01 11:58:35 AM  
Lindsay Lohan says she is moving to a place with no spotlight and no triggers for relapse,  but we here at TMZ will do everything we can to fark that up for her!
 
2013-07-01 12:00:35 PM  
Someone should set up a sort of celebrity half-way house as far as possible from any town in Montana.
 
2013-07-01 12:12:35 PM  
26?

Yeah...get your bets in boys, it's probably coming,  Her b/d is July 2. She'll be 27.
 
2013-07-01 12:18:18 PM  
She'll end up in Malibu or La Jolla.   She can't be away from it that much.

If she was smart (ha!) she'd move to St. Louis or Montana.
 
2013-07-01 12:25:02 PM  

Rent Party: She'll end up in Malibu or La Jolla.   She can't be away from it that much.

If she was smart (ha!) she'd move to St. Louis or Montana.


She should move to Cincinnati.  I'd love to hear her share her stories in the meetings I go to.

/Really do wish her the best.  Addiction is a biatch.
 
2013-07-01 12:35:52 PM  
If she's seriously trying to blame L.A. and New York for her addictions, just imagine her disappointment when EVERY city she could go to has bars and doctors willing to write prescriptions like candy.
 
2013-07-01 01:01:24 PM  
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i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-01 01:23:02 PM  

dionysusaur: Olfin Bedwere: You can't hide from yourself

this. her real addiction is attention/fame. it's easier to give up your addiction to oxygen.


I'm also assuming most of her income nowadays is coming from photos sold to various tabloids. If she moves out to Amish country, few paparazzi will follow her around for more than a couple weeks. That revenue stream will dry up very, very fast.
 
2013-07-01 01:25:48 PM  
Is she going to eliminate outside her litter box again?
 
2013-07-01 01:39:59 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: If she's seriously trying to blame L.A. and New York for her addictions, just imagine her disappointment when EVERY city she could go to has bars and doctors willing to write prescriptions like candy.


Yeah thats like trying to blame Thailand for my............well nevermind. It's just stupid for her to blame the cities.
 
2013-07-01 01:53:28 PM  

thecpt: Sybarite: Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she's been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons ... so she needs to get out STAT.

She should go to Wichita, far from the opera forevermore.

I heard she's gonna work the straw


Make the sweat drip out of every pore.
 
2013-07-01 02:04:11 PM  
Good.  Here's hoping she'll get her life back together.
 
2013-07-01 02:22:55 PM  
You laugh now, but when she finishes training in Siberia she's coming to kick all your asses.

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2013-07-01 02:24:58 PM  
The mom in me hopes for the best for her.  I have to agree that more time and space from the temptations cannot hurt.
 
2013-07-01 02:31:50 PM  

texdent: Maybe it would work for Amanda Bynes


I get the feeling that Ms. Bynes troubles are less substance abuse and more mental issues. Does she even have a "scene" in NYC? Seems that she's kind of holed up in her room taking selfies and blasting Twitter abuse to anyone and everyone who ambles by.
 
2013-07-01 02:46:06 PM  
She looks to me no better or worse than any of my crowd did when we were in rehab. It's not a place overflowing with pretty, in my experience.
 
2013-07-01 03:18:39 PM  

Sybarite: Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she's been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons ... so she needs to get out STAT.

She should go to Wichita, far from the opera forevermore.


GHAAAAAA!

Isn't it bad enough we have Brownback, now you're sending us Bareback to finish up the set?

\Jesus, I haven't fixed last month's storm damage yet - don't bring the wrath of the gods on us again
 
2013-07-01 05:34:49 PM  

CheapEngineer: Sybarite: Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realizes she's been powerless in combating her addictions, and says cities like New York and L.A. only feed her demons ... so she needs to get out STAT.

She should go to Wichita, far from the opera forevermore.

GHAAAAAA!

Isn't it bad enough we have Brownback, now you're sending us Bareback to finish up the set?

\Jesus, I haven't fixed last month's storm damage yet - don't bring the wrath of the gods on us again


On the bright side, I'd bet she'd be a regular at Shocker games.

/Sitting there, confused.
 
2013-07-01 06:36:16 PM  
Between the paparazzi doing everything in their power to make sure she never has a moment's peace no matter where she goes and the lure of fame (or infamy, which seems more fitting for her), Lindsay doesn't have a prayer.  It would be great if she was truly able to escape, get clean and rebuild her life.  But, if she doesn't build a defense around her weakened self-control at the same time, she'll never be able to come back to her former life as a celebrity because there will be people leaping at the chance to drag her down again for no better reason than the publicity of it.  I just don't think she'll have the resolve to survive a return to show business when (or if) she gets completely clean.
 
2013-07-01 07:52:45 PM  

AgtSmithReloaded: Between the paparazzi doing everything in their power to make sure she never has a moment's peace no matter where she goes and the lure of fame (or infamy, which seems more fitting for her), Lindsay doesn't have a prayer.  It would be great if she was truly able to escape, get clean and rebuild her life.  But, if she doesn't build a defense around her weakened self-control at the same time, she'll never be able to come back to her former life as a celebrity because there will be people leaping at the chance to drag her down again for no better reason than the publicity of it.  I just don't think she'll have the resolve to survive a return to show business when (or if) she gets completely clean.



It seems odd to me that people who don't know her (I'm assuming you don't) care this much.
 
2013-07-01 09:37:47 PM  
Six years ago I'd have offered her my house, and all the cross-addiction sex she could handle.

Today, I have an attic above the garage, and some M&Ms in a bowl by the door.
 
2013-07-01 10:40:14 PM  

groppet: The My Little Pony Killer: If she's seriously trying to blame L.A. and New York for her addictions, just imagine her disappointment when EVERY city she could go to has bars and doctors willing to write prescriptions like candy.

Yeah thats like trying to blame Thailand for my............well nevermind. It's just stupid for her to blame the cities.


If she stays in L.A., people criticize her for not getting away from all the clubs and other temptations.

If she wants to avoid L.A., people criticize her for wanting to get away from all the clubs and other temptations.

She needs to do what her sober-for-a-few-weeks self, with help from her therapist, believes is best for her recovery. And if that means avoiding temptation until she feels stronger, then that is what she should do.
 
2013-07-01 10:59:17 PM  

jmr61: AgtSmithReloaded: Between the paparazzi doing everything in their power to make sure she never has a moment's peace no matter where she goes and the lure of fame (or infamy, which seems more fitting for her), Lindsay doesn't have a prayer.  It would be great if she was truly able to escape, get clean and rebuild her life.  But, if she doesn't build a defense around her weakened self-control at the same time, she'll never be able to come back to her former life as a celebrity because there will be people leaping at the chance to drag her down again for no better reason than the publicity of it.  I just don't think she'll have the resolve to survive a return to show business when (or if) she gets completely clean.


It seems odd to me that people who don't know her (I'm assuming you don't) care this much.


Well, I'm certainly not sitting here wringing my hands with worry over her well-being, if that's what you mean.  But, does she deserve a chance to get clean and start over?  Of course she does.  Maybe she's just blowing smoke up our asses and when she gets out she'll start all over again doing the same bullshiat she's been doing all along.  If so, then she'll deserve whatever happens to herself.  But if she's really intent upon getting herself straightened out, then she has the right to try doing so without the low-IQ, camera-toting, has-been and wanna-be reporters and photographers at TMZ need to leave her the fark alone.  If they're concerned about losing a meal ticket, they can turn their cyclops eye onto Amanda Bynes, who has proven herself more than capable of taking the throne as Hollywood's leading train-wreck.
 
2013-07-01 11:19:06 PM  
jmr61:

It seems odd to me that people who don't know her (I'm assuming you don't) care this much.

Oh, hey, look! It's THAT guy!

DRINK!
 
2013-07-02 04:01:54 AM  
When is she changing her name to Norma Desmond?
 
2013-07-02 11:14:52 AM  

jmr61: AgtSmithReloaded: Between the paparazzi doing everything in their power to make sure she never has a moment's peace no matter where she goes and the lure of fame (or infamy, which seems more fitting for her), Lindsay doesn't have a prayer.  It would be great if she was truly able to escape, get clean and rebuild her life.  But, if she doesn't build a defense around her weakened self-control at the same time, she'll never be able to come back to her former life as a celebrity because there will be people leaping at the chance to drag her down again for no better reason than the publicity of it.  I just don't think she'll have the resolve to survive a return to show business when (or if) she gets completely clean.


It seems odd to me that people who don't know her (I'm assuming you don't) care this much.


And have the misconception that addiction=poor self-control.  Do a little research and you will find out that this is not true.
 
2013-07-02 12:11:14 PM  
Hopefully she can learn to deal with her addictions. Coming to terms with the self-destruction that lost her fame and fortune and the realization that the industry and the public are probably done with her will require an almost inhuman amount of discipline.
 
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