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(CNN)   Jimmy Carter: "Paula Deen should be forgiven." Apparently, Carter has his sights set on winning a second Nobel Peace Prize   ( ) divider line
    More: Followup, Paula Deen, Jimmy Carter, Nobel Peace Prize, Suzanne Malveaux  
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394 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Jul 2013 at 9:06 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-01 10:07:50 AM  
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ristst: limeyfellow: The lesson here is if you are going to do something embarrassing, don't do it while your viewing figures on TV has collapsed and your product sales are a fraction of what they used to be, as it is a great way of voiding your contracts, without the other businesses getting in trouble and sued when they want rid of you.

The real lesson here is NEVER TELL THE TRUTH.  No matter what.  Deny everything.  Nothing ever happened.  I never did, man.

/I saw you with that other woman!
//Wasn't me.
///I know it was you!  I *saw* you!
////Hey....wasn't me.
//Well maybe it wasn't you.....

Behind "rice dick," "get out," and "hit by a car," that's my other favorite Eddie Murphy skit.
2013-07-01 09:30:36 AM  
1 vote:
Standing in line at the check out, I always see this chicks face plastered on her magazines with those cold dead piercing eyes and heavily photoshopped skin...she just looks like the joker version of "Ms. Buttersworth"

"I have seen into your darkness, and it is delicious." - Paula Deen
2013-07-01 09:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
He's history's greatest monster!
2013-07-01 09:21:55 AM  
1 vote:

Spanky McStupid: Paula Dean needs to stop grovelling - it's embarrassing.

Grovelling.  On all fours.  Smothered in melted butter.  Pleading for forgiveness.

Why couldn't Giada have been the racist?
2013-07-01 09:11:47 AM  
1 vote:
Can we at least wait until the trial ends before we beatify this old racist diabetic?
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