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(BBC)   Apparently, there's less pron on the net than you think. What's half of eleventy-zillion?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-07-01 04:36:03 AM
eleventy
 
2013-07-01 05:40:22 AM
yup. -zillion would be the other half exactly.
 
2013-07-01 07:36:42 AM
A farkton.
 
2013-07-01 08:36:38 AM
And I still can't find exactly what I'm looking for.
 
2013-07-01 08:38:06 AM
Five-point-fivety zillion?
 
2013-07-01 08:38:18 AM

Barricaded Gunman: And I still can't find exactly what I'm looking for.


You too?
 
2013-07-01 08:38:24 AM
Well, that explains why I'm having a hard time finding new videos.
 
2013-07-01 08:42:10 AM
 
2013-07-01 08:42:54 AM
It just seems like there's a lot more because you have pages of links that point to pages of links that point to pages of links . . .
The actual number of pages that host downloadable content is about 1/10,000th the number of ad pages.
 
2013-07-01 08:45:16 AM
a Brazilian
 
2013-07-01 08:45:41 AM

Great Janitor: Well, that explains why I'm having a hard time finding new videos.


Yeah, the number of content creators isn't nearly as large as the number of content providers.
 
2013-07-01 08:52:44 AM
 
2013-07-01 08:55:55 AM
So this asshat of an article writer shifts from "I don't like these stats, they're not legit" to "I like these other stats better, they're legit." and now it's official.
 
2013-07-01 08:56:06 AM
Web != Internet.

Today we may download torrent files and NZBs over HTTP, but the actual content is not web content.
 
2013-07-01 08:58:40 AM
I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!
 
ows
2013-07-01 09:06:20 AM

Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!


I hear they make 40 ZETABYTES drives now. parked somewhere in Utah I think.
 
2013-07-01 09:08:41 AM

poot_rootbeer: Web != Internet.

Today we may download torrent files and NZBs over HTTP, but the actual content is not web content.


I have no idea what this means.  Yes... I'm old.
 
2013-07-01 09:13:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Barricaded Gunman: And I still can't find exactly what I'm looking for.

You too?


Yeah, same here. It's hard finding midget trannies fisting and...
Um...
It's research...
 
2013-07-01 09:15:36 AM
Sorry, we were looking for infinity plus infinity
 
2013-07-01 09:16:22 AM

Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!


You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.
 
2013-07-01 09:17:08 AM

dkimball: Sorry, we were looking for infinity plus infinity


What about infinities times infinity?
 
2013-07-01 09:17:29 AM

dkimball: Sorry, we were looking for infinity plus infinity


What about infinity times infinity?
 
2013-07-01 09:30:31 AM

Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.


Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.
 
2013-07-01 09:33:31 AM

Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.


Network seperation...pro mode. Mine are just sitting in unmounted truecrypt volumes.
 
2013-07-01 09:37:02 AM

buckeyebrain: Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.

Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.


I'm with you. Why save it?
 
2013-07-01 09:40:07 AM

buckeyebrain: Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.

Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.


I use programs that actually save streaming video.  So I download the video and if it's good I can watch it whenever.  Plus, if I lose internet (line maintenance, late with the bill, what ever...), I still have my porn.
 
2013-07-01 09:41:26 AM

desertfool: buckeyebrain: Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.

Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.

I'm with you. Why save it?


www.cedarssocialmarketingblog.com
 
2013-07-01 09:45:46 AM
Pron?  Isn't that a kind of crustacean?
 
2013-07-01 09:57:11 AM
more than you can shake a stick at plus the stick
 
2013-07-01 10:00:52 AM
Six point five-ity zillion?
 
2013-07-01 10:11:25 AM
This means that it is better to measure visitor numbers rather than site size, said Dr Ogi Ogas, co-author of the huge 2010 study, A Billion Wicked Thoughts.
 Really?
 
2013-07-01 10:23:02 AM
You know where there is no porn?  ON THIS THREAD.  Came here with high expectations, leaving "empty" handed.....
 
2013-07-01 10:50:38 AM
Several thousands of Terabytes or roughly 15-20 % of all web content? Good guess?
 
2013-07-01 10:51:51 AM
We need new porno
 
2013-07-01 10:52:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Barricaded Gunman: And I still can't find exactly what I'm looking for.

You too?


What you did there?  I see it.

/Me2.

//musician
 
2013-07-01 10:55:55 AM

ggecko: You know where there is no porn?  ON THIS THREAD.  Came here with high expectations, leaving "empty" handed.....


fine

NSFW the big list of porn NSFW

that ought to keep you occupied for 5-10 minutes
 
2013-07-01 11:05:15 AM
Half of it is just the same pics of  'Your Mom' hosted on different sites.
 
2013-07-01 11:05:32 AM
Whatever shall we do if the internet goes tits up?
Look at some real ones. whoohoo.
Featured predominantly in RealWorldv1.0
 
2013-07-01 12:03:55 PM
It depends on how you define "porn."

I can spank it to a picture of a clothed women in which her bra strap is hanging out. To me, a totally innocuous picture may be porn.
 
2013-07-01 01:14:40 PM

divgradcurl: ggecko: You know where there is no porn?  ON THIS THREAD.  Came here with high expectations, leaving "empty" handed.....

fine

NSFW the big list of porn NSFW

that ought to keep you occupied for 5-10 minutes


Great, now that I clicked that I'm going to be on a list somewhere. Might as well get to it then.
/so....much...pron...
 
2013-07-01 02:21:20 PM

Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.


I have the world's largest porn collection. I keep it stored on millions of different servers and web sites all over the world. Perhaps you may have seen some of it.
 
2013-07-01 02:57:52 PM
Just 4% of those websites were porn.

They forgot to add, that 95% percent of the web content was autogenerated shiat, spam, scam, and advertisement.

Their figure of 4% is exactly 80% of the remaining 5%, so it makes sense to me.
 
2013-07-01 03:12:14 PM

Great Janitor: dkimball: Sorry, we were looking for infinity plus infinity

What about infinities times infinity?


Wolf892: dkimball: Sorry, we were looking for infinity plus infinity

What about infinity times infinity?


www.studiofminus.com
 
2013-07-01 03:31:09 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.


I don't save it. It's not that I'm particularly perverted but if a girlfriend ever managed to find my porn folder I'd rather them not get a glimpse into my sexual imagination. "So, is this what you really like? I'm not attractive enough?" is not a conversation I'm interested in having.

All women know we surf porn. But many aren't happy when they see what we're actually watching.
 
2013-07-01 03:40:41 PM

Great Janitor: Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.


Until one day she tidies your closet and puts the old discarded computer kit in the trash.
 
2013-07-01 03:42:12 PM

2CountyFairs: What about infinity times infinity?


Countable or uncountable infinitys?
 
2013-07-01 03:54:31 PM

jamspoon: Great Janitor: Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.

Until one day she tidies your closet and puts the old discarded computer kit in the trash.


Standing rule: If you don't know what it is, ask before touching it and don't tidy up the Command Center.
 
2013-07-01 05:40:26 PM
"Less than I think?" I dunno, I can imagine a lot.

Or, after going on a Gorgor binge:
*clawing at eyes* "more than you think, farmers, more than you think!"
 
2013-07-01 06:07:13 PM

desertfool: buckeyebrain: Great Janitor: Chafed Willi: I don't know how much is on the interwebs, but I know how much is on my computer.

/a lot
//they make 4TB drives now!

You keep yours on your computer.  I have two wireless routers.  One is connected to the internet, the other is not, just hooked up to a USB hub that has four 2TB hard drives hooked up to it.  That's where my porn is stored.  It's also password protected and my wife does not know the password or even that the second router is even active.  Just stored in the closet of the Command Center (because man cave is a dumb term), where she never looks.

Am I the only Farker that doesn't actually save porn?  I keep a few bookmarks, but once the server takes it down, it's gone. It's not like the market is exactly drying up.

I'm with you. Why save it?


Maybe it's because we remember a time before the internet. Today we live in a world of plenty, but one day it might vanish as quickly as it arrived.
 
2013-07-01 06:18:46 PM

give me doughnuts: Six point five-ity zillion?


You, uh, really think that half of 11 is 6.5?

/Really?
//Tell me you did it on purpose.
 
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