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(LA Times)   Hello, child. Come into the van. I have cookies inside   (latimes.com) divider line 33
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2013-06-30 02:11:03 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-30 03:34:30 PM  
The page title says "Extreme head...."

Heh.
 
2013-06-30 03:45:36 PM  
/oblig

www.duncanchannon.com
 
2013-06-30 10:04:54 PM  
[seemslegit]

/also oblig.
 
2013-06-30 10:05:48 PM  
media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-06-30 11:23:26 PM  
Everyone knows puppies work better than candy. Kids all know about candy.
 
2013-06-30 11:24:30 PM  
Thus don't leave your dog in the car when it's hot weather.

Your bratty retard kids though, feel free to leave them in the car. Especially ones named Jordyn or Braden.
 
2013-06-30 11:26:52 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

If they can keep them down, they'll be sitting pretty.
 
2013-06-30 11:28:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-30 11:41:53 PM  
There was some book i read... about bullshiat news... i think there was a chapter about this stuff.
 
2013-06-30 11:46:44 PM  
You got cookies in your van? Yeah, right. Big Farking Deal! So what? I've got cookies in my cellphone.

And a 10-megabyte camera.


Oops! Took a selfie!

Oops! Snapped your picture!
Oops! It's off to the satellite!
Oops!  It's in the police station Vice Squad computer!
Oops! Did it again!
Oops! got your licence plate number.


Mothers and fathers, teach your children well ....

And then have them explain what it was they did.
 
2013-06-30 11:54:45 PM  
Is there any chance that this was the van normally parked down by the river?

/DNRTMFA
 
2013-06-30 11:59:44 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-01 12:01:38 AM  
Came for the freecandyvan.jpg, satisfaction. Also kudos on a super creepy headline!
 
2013-07-01 12:06:33 AM  
Rent me!

images.jayrobinson.org
 
2013-07-01 12:10:24 AM  
Are they third-party cookies?
 
2013-07-01 12:10:43 AM  
need about 160 degrees to bake cookies, so footpath won't deliver.

but a car, in open with all windows up - no problem
 
2013-07-01 12:22:15 AM  
Science teachers everywhere seen taking notes.
 
2013-07-01 12:24:07 AM  

Honest Bender: The page title says "Extreme head...."

Heh.


Extreme head would bake my cookies.
 
2013-07-01 12:35:37 AM  
So... a standard solar oven, then?  Used to make those all the time with tinfoil and spare glass when I was a little kid.  Standard cub scout stuff.

//My grandmother used to use them for pot roasts, assumably just to show us all up.
 
2013-07-01 12:36:59 AM  
So how is that Republican think tank "more heat will mean more crops" theory working out?
 
2013-07-01 01:12:30 AM  

Jim_Callahan: So... a standard solar oven, then?  Used to make those all the time with tinfoil and spare glass when I was a little kid.  Standard cub scout stuff.

//My grandmother used to use them for pot roasts, assumably just to show us all up.


I think you meant 'presumably'.
 
2013-07-01 01:19:38 AM  

Brainsick: Jim_Callahan: So... a standard solar oven, then?  Used to make those all the time with tinfoil and spare glass when I was a little kid.  Standard cub scout stuff.

//My grandmother used to use them for pot roasts, assumably just to show us all up.

I think you meant 'presumably'.


That said, I'm 35 and don't have a lawn, but even the 'standard' stuff from when I was growing up is largely ignored by a lot of people these days. If you have trouble believing that, find a 5th grader and ask them to write something in cursive.
 
2013-07-01 01:21:05 AM  

Brainsick: Jim_Callahan: So... a standard solar oven, then?  Used to make those all the time with tinfoil and spare glass when I was a little kid.  Standard cub scout stuff.

//My grandmother used to use them for pot roasts, assumably just to show us all up.

I think you meant 'presumably'.


Indubitably.
 
2013-07-01 01:24:20 AM  
I'm going to get arrested for this.  People will see cookies in a car in an area crowded with children and think the wrong thing.  If people knew me, they would know that I don't share cookies with friends, much less strangers and or children.
 
2013-07-01 01:33:19 AM  
I think you meant 'presumably'.

It's a legitimately constructed word (making its meaning clear to anyone familiar with English language conventions) and people say it on a regular basis, that fills the requirements for being a word in descriptive linguistics, which is kinda the dominant form of the science right now.

Note that spell check doesn't ping "kinda", which is idiom that's completely impenetrable to anyone that doesn't have English as a first language.
 
2013-07-01 01:40:18 AM  

phrawgh: Indubitably.


Have seen that nuisance around in a while.
 
2013-07-01 01:58:35 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Science teachers everywhere seen taking notes.


awkwardboners.com
 
2013-07-01 02:30:44 AM  
You could always go play in Brian Pepper's van
i43.tinypic.com
You remember Brian Peppers, right?  I mean... this is Fark.
 
2013-07-01 03:06:05 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Thus don't leave your dog in the car when it's hot weather.

Your bratty retard kids though, feel free to leave them in the car. Especially ones named Jordyn or Braden.


And Taylor and Tyler and Brennan. And Tucker. And Todd. "Hi, Tucker. I'm Todd." "Hi Todd, I'm Tucker."

/Obscure?
 
2013-07-01 03:10:37 AM  

Brainsick: Brainsick: Jim_Callahan: So... a standard solar oven, then?  Used to make those all the time with tinfoil and spare glass when I was a little kid.  Standard cub scout stuff.

//My grandmother used to use them for pot roasts, assumably just to show us all up.

I think you meant 'presumably'.

That said, I'm 35 and don't have a lawn, but even the 'standard' stuff from when I was growing up is largely ignored by a lot of people these days. If you have trouble believing that, find a 5th grader and ask them to write something in cursive.


Did you have to make me all sad? I'm not what you'd call "old," buyt I still write in script--albeit a very girly script. I can't write in standard block handwriting anymore. Which is weird, because around ninth grade (2001), my brain completely flipped.

Kids: horrible little monsters.
 
2013-07-01 07:20:47 AM  

maram500: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Thus don't leave your dog in the car when it's hot weather.

Your bratty retard kids though, feel free to leave them in the car. Especially ones named Jordyn or Braden.

And Taylor and Tyler and Brennan. And Tucker. And Todd. "Hi, Tucker. I'm Todd." "Hi Todd, I'm Tucker."

/Obscure?


i1.ytimg.com

fark Tucker! Tucker sucks!
 
2013-07-01 07:44:30 AM  
i266.photobucket.com
 
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