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(WPTV)   Deputies fired after bad behavior at bar, one gets in a fist fight and loses his handgun, the other has sex in the bathroom   (wptv.com) divider line 43
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2013-06-30 10:29:27 PM
Joshua Maynard?

Hi-Level Liquors?

Putnam County?

Those names sound like something out of a bad Hollywood movie. "Putnam County Line", maybe.

Witnesses claimed Strickland flashed his badge and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

He tried that line *while* he was dicking his GF in the bar bathroom?

So in effect the witnesses got flashed twice there?

Gawdammit, Florida Tag, I can't quit you. Not ever.
 
2013-06-30 10:36:57 PM
"We're a good ol boy bar here, you know.  You show your oats a little bit"

So, it's a gay bar?
 
2013-06-30 11:51:00 PM
We're a good ol boy bar here, you know.

www.wearysloth.com

You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no f*ckin' teeth!
 
2013-07-01 12:03:44 AM
"We're a good ol boy bar here, you know.  You show your oats a little bit but you don't get aggressive."

Can anyone explain the origin of "show your oats?"
 
2013-07-01 12:19:58 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Can anyone explain the origin of "show your oats?"


I'm betting he meant to say 'sow your wild oats', which has nothing to do with fighting. Quite the opposite. Which brings us back to jimmyego's comment, lol
 
2013-07-01 01:49:22 AM
Deputies fired after bad behavior at bar, one gets in a fist fight and loses his handgun, the other has sex in the bathroom

Fark: They were both in the bathroom
 
2013-07-01 01:50:36 AM

Brainsick: Deputies fired after bad behavior at bar, one gets in a fist fight and loses his handgun, the other has sex in the bathroom

Fark: They were both in the bathroom


Was the other guy having sex with the handgun? I'm confuzzalated.
 
2013-07-01 01:56:51 AM

Godscrack: BarkingUnicorn: Can anyone explain the origin of "show your oats?"

I'm betting he meant to say 'sow your wild oats', which has nothing to do with fighting. Quite the opposite. Which brings us back to jimmyego's comment, lol




It's totally related. Locals don't like you messin around with their women. There will be fighting.

Sometimes the good ole boy needs to make a show, so his boys don't think him a pussy.

/same as everywhere
 
2013-07-01 01:57:41 AM
I'm just glad that the last two bad apples have been found.

/who knew it would take so long?
 
2013-07-01 02:07:13 AM

this story has bad vibes
look at this instead

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2013-07-01 02:08:24 AM

quatchi: Witnesses claimed Strickland flashed his badge and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

He tried that line *while* he was dicking his GF in the bar bathroom?


I gotta say that is kind of awesome as an image.  Dumb, but awesome.

StoPPeRmobile: It's totally related. Locals don't like you messin around with their women.


Makes me wonder, would like to hear the whole story, not that truncated and disorganized mess.

They should both be fired for having badges and guns while out drinking.  Even if they'd just been sitting there getting toasty.
 
2013-07-01 02:08:47 AM
They were fired?  I thought that was how they earned promotions.
 
2013-07-01 02:10:09 AM
Chicken wire?

rubenerd.com
 
2013-07-01 02:16:55 AM
Meh....sounds like a problem that a month of paid Administrative Leave would have cured.
 
2013-07-01 02:17:58 AM
"Aren't you the girl that banged that cop in the bathroom at Hi-Level Liquors?"
 
2013-07-01 02:21:37 AM
70,000 cops giving the rest of them a bad rep.

Sad.
 
2013-07-01 02:23:16 AM
I sexed the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
 
2013-07-01 02:25:16 AM
They actually fire LEOs in Florida for misconduct or negligence?

Wow, what an enlightened state.  Now I understand what the Florida tag is for.  It's like the Hero tag.
 
2013-07-01 02:33:50 AM

OgreMagi: They were fired?  I thought that was how they earned promotions.


I was kinda shocked myself.
 
2013-07-01 02:41:31 AM
Who you gonna call?
mydisguises.com
 
2013-07-01 03:20:45 AM
Deputy hate thread! That's a first.
 
2013-07-01 03:22:46 AM
Witnesses claimed Strickland flashed his badge and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

No, wait.

Don't tell me.

It's a pink slip.

Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/joshua-maynard-raymond-strickland- p utnam-county-cops-lose-jobs-after-bar-brawl-at-hi-level-liquors#ixzz2X mBVVxCn
 
2013-07-01 03:23:39 AM

fusillade762: OgreMagi: They were fired?  I thought that was how they earned promotions.

I was kinda shocked myself.


Man they must have pissed everyone off at the office to get fired.
 
2013-07-01 03:23:59 AM
Maynard's uncle says his nephew has moved out of the county to return to school.

They still have criminology schools in Guatemala?

Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/joshua-maynard-raymond-strickland- p utnam-county-cops-lose-jobs-after-bar-brawl-at-hi-level-liquors#ixzz2X mBVVxCn
 
2013-07-01 03:26:23 AM

brantgoose: Witnesses claimed Strickland flashed his badge and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

No, wait.

Don't tell me.

It's a pink slip.

Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/joshua-maynard-raymond-strickland- p utnam-county-cops-lose-jobs-after-bar-brawl-at-hi-level-liquors#ixzz2X mBVVxCn


uhhh. That's the same link as in the headline...
 
2013-07-01 03:28:42 AM

SpdrJay: Meh....sounds like a problem that a month of paid Administrative Leave would have cured.


Deputies are hired unilaterally by a sheriff, who can also fire them at will.  And, because sheriff is an elected position in most place, he  will fire them.

Cops, by contrast, are Union.
 
2013-07-01 03:36:20 AM
Were they having sex in the gents or the ladies? And was it full-on real sex or just some Clinton oral? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-07-01 03:38:42 AM

Jim_Callahan: SpdrJay: Meh....sounds like a problem that a month of paid Administrative Leave would have cured.

Deputies are hired unilaterally by a sheriff, who can also fire them at will.  And, because sheriff is an elected position in most place, he  will fire them.

Cops, by contrast, are Union.


OK, now i hate unions.

You just succeeded where decades of conservative rhetoric failed.
 
2013-07-01 03:47:48 AM
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2013-07-01 03:51:42 AM

sendtodave: Jim_Callahan: SpdrJay: Meh....sounds like a problem that a month of paid Administrative Leave would have cured.

Deputies are hired unilaterally by a sheriff, who can also fire them at will.  And, because sheriff is an elected position in most place, he  will fire them.

Cops, by contrast, are Union.

OK, now i hate unions.

You just succeeded where decades of conservative rhetoric failed.




Kind of weird that it turned out to be the teachers, that wound up with the largest union.
 
2013-07-01 04:09:16 AM
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2013-07-01 05:10:28 AM

Limeyluv: Were they having sex in the gents or the ladies? And was it full-on real sex or just some Clinton oral? Inquiring minds want to know.

 
2013-07-01 05:28:20 AM
Atleast they were not having sex on the dance floor?
 
2013-07-01 05:29:14 AM
reflecting, that wasn't even funny or clever in any way shape or form.

/long night
 
2013-07-01 05:43:34 AM
"We're a good ol boy bar here, you know.  You show your oats a little bit but you don't get aggressive."

I'm southern and even I can't translate that one.
 
2013-07-01 07:06:44 AM
Shouldn't the cop in the fight be able to legally kill his opponent in Florida?
 
2013-07-01 07:53:21 AM
If this had taken place in Jersey, the cops in question would have gone out on a $100K per year disability pension and hired the next week as directors for the County Youth Athletic League at $140K per year.
 
2013-07-01 07:53:43 AM

WillofJ2: Atleast they were not having sex on the dance floor?


Or parking.  No parking on the dance floor.
 
2013-07-01 08:09:36 AM

ko_kyi: WillofJ2: Atleast they were not having sex on the dance floor?

Or parking.  No parking on the dance floor.


www.wastedspace.com
 
2013-07-01 10:35:13 AM
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2013-07-01 10:45:02 AM
FTFA - Maynard's uncle says his nephew has moved out of the county to return to school.  "He said he made a mistake and he's willing to be a man about it and take whatever punishment comes his way," Maynard's uncle said.

So, he says he is willing to be a man about it as he ran like a little child running from Dad's belt... nice.

/waits for the 'Nyah nyah nyah nayh nyah' from this guy once he gets to a country that will not extradite him...
 
2013-07-01 11:10:35 AM

thatboyoverthere: fusillade762: OgreMagi: They were fired?  I thought that was how they earned promotions.

I was kinda shocked myself.

Man they must have pissed everyone off at the office to get fired.


That's what I was thinking, some higher ups must have already been pissed at them and now they had an excuse to fire those two.
 
2013-07-01 04:23:30 PM
Got as far as "Palatka" and then said, "It all makes sense now!"

Have you ever BEEN to Palatka????

Mind you, Angel's Diner has great burgers.
 
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