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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Scientology leader David Miscavige's twin sister audited by police after leaving "known drug house," arrested for DUI, pot possession, E-Meter abuse   (tampabay.com) divider line 136
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2013-06-30 06:36:23 PM
Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.
 
2013-06-30 08:08:43 PM
Subby's being glib.
 
2013-06-30 08:11:24 PM
I wish the Times and Scientology would hug it out and shut the fark up already. Both of them. This is hardly newsworthy.
 
2013-06-30 08:12:00 PM
Connect her to the machine.
We'll sort it out.
 
2013-06-30 08:12:49 PM
What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?
 
2013-06-30 08:14:48 PM

jtown: What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?


Cash flow.
 
2013-06-30 08:17:17 PM

jtown: What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?


They get more busts by getting the people coming out than busting the people inside. Plus if they bust them, the drugs will now be sold from a new *un*-known drug house.
 
2013-06-30 08:18:03 PM

jtown: What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?


i76.photobucket.com

/What? You thought Miss Mona paid the bills with just whore revenue?
 
2013-06-30 08:19:04 PM
Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "what are your crimes"? Huh, scilons?
 
2013-06-30 08:19:44 PM

jtown: What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?


Well say you raid a drug house, which nets 2 arrests, then you got two evil despicable devil grass dealers off the street. BUT, if you just hang out and watch same drug house and stop everyone that comes and goes you net infinite arrests and get all those evil devil grass smokers too. Or like JWP just said, cash flow.
 
2013-06-30 08:20:00 PM
That e-meter sure will get you high.   It's a Wheatstone bridge. The current is about a third of what you could feel, but holding on to those cans for a session sure will stimulate dopamine production in the brain through electrical means. And after a while, just like alcoholism, your brain just gets tired of being artificially stimulated, and, well, certainly we all know how that is.
 
2013-06-30 08:21:41 PM

quatchi: Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.


I view it like free speech: I don't care how bad the speech is, it should still be allowable, even by assholes.

In this case, I side with her.

/except the DUI
//also, DNRTFA
 
2013-06-30 08:28:18 PM
This was clearly a setup by the evil Psychs!
 
2013-06-30 08:30:44 PM

gimmegimme: This was clearly a setup by the evil Psychs!


You know the Marcabians are dropping off more and more evil Thetans every day on this prison planet.
 
2013-06-30 08:31:49 PM
Hmmmm crazy, murdering cultists against crazy murdering pigs. I see a potential video game property.
 
2013-06-30 08:32:49 PM

Hector Remarkable: gimmegimme: This was clearly a setup by the evil Psychs!

You know the Marcabians are dropping off more and more evil Thetans every day on this prison planet.


The nightmare gets closer to reality every day...

mlbpark.donga.com
 
2013-06-30 08:33:14 PM
I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.
 
2013-06-30 08:33:20 PM
www.cs.cmu.edu
 
2013-06-30 08:35:10 PM

Mantour: [www.cs.cmu.edu image 334x442]


I would happily empty my bank account to read that that file and Travolta's other pre-Clear materials.

Unfortunately, I don't have much money at all.
 
2013-06-30 08:37:11 PM
Disconnect? They are all disconnected from reality going back to the Grand Poobah of nutjobs himself L. Ron Hubbard.
 
2013-06-30 08:38:24 PM
Her marijuana arrest is messy for the church because Scientologists have zero tolerance for mind-altering substances.

Well damn, and here I was thinking about joining...
 
2013-06-30 08:40:52 PM
farking thetans.
 
2013-06-30 08:41:29 PM

gimmegimme: Mantour: [www.cs.cmu.edu image 334x442]

I would happily empty my bank account to read that that file and Travolta's other pre-Clear materials.

Unfortunately, I don't have much money at all.


I'm in, too.

So we're at...$122.50. Nice.
 
2013-06-30 08:41:33 PM

quatchi: Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.


In this case, GO DRUG LAWS GO!!!!
 
2013-06-30 08:41:43 PM

Civil_War2_Time: I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.


It was like

the author paused to think

and started fresh

with each new idea.
 
2013-06-30 08:42:03 PM
Her marijuana arrest is messy for the church because Scientologists have zero tolerance for mind-altering substances.

Guess they hate the competition.

[ricromero]

Small cigars called blunts are cheap, sold everywhere and easily converted into marijuana joints.


And my favorite...

The enterprising tenant turned the cottage into a party house. Strippers danced after midnight. People paid $10 to get in - and more after that.

Hypocrisy, Scientology, paying bills with blunts, drunks, DUIs, strippers dancing after midnight?

This is the kind of story that Fark's Florida tag was created for.
 
2013-06-30 08:43:29 PM

90supraT: jtown: What's up with this "known drug house" bullshiat?  If they know it's a drug house, why is it still in operation?

Well say you raid a drug house, which nets 2 arrests, then you got two evil despicable devil grass dealers off the street. BUT, if you just hang out and watch same drug house and stop everyone that comes and goes you net infinite arrests and get all those evil devil grass smokers too. Or like JWP just said, cash flow.


I guess that makes sense if you like  negative cash flow.  It's expensive to arrest and incarcerate all those potheads.
 
2013-06-30 08:43:45 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Civil_War2_Time: I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.

It was like

the author paused to think

and started fresh

with each new idea.


who are you,little i

(five or six years old)
peering from some high

window;at the gold

of november sunset

(and feeling:that if day
has to become night

this is a beautiful way)
 
2013-06-30 08:44:23 PM

gimmegimme: The nightmare gets closer to reality every day...


Did that movie drop off a cliff and vanish? I certainly hope so.
 
2013-06-30 08:46:36 PM

Gyrfalcon: In this case, GO DRUG LAWS GO!!!!


Yeah, I hate Scientology about as much as I hate unjustifiable drug laws but the DUI thing totally pushed this one into the win column for the LEOs here.

It's not about nailing her ass for me so much as it is about exposing the massive hypocrisy inherent in the so-called church on this issue.
 
2013-06-30 08:46:59 PM
Scientology is f*cking evil.
 
2013-06-30 08:47:22 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Civil_War2_Time: I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.

It was like

the author paused to think

and started fresh

with each new idea.


Exactly.
 
2013-06-30 08:49:28 PM

megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: Civil_War2_Time: I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.

It was like

the author paused to think

and started fresh

with each new idea.

who are you,little i

(five or six years old)
peering from some high

window;at the gold

of november sunset

(and feeling:that if day
has to become night

this is a beautiful way)


twentyseven bums give a prostitute the once
-over. fiftythree(and one would see if it could)
eyes say the breasts look very good:
firmlysquirmy with a slight jounce,
thirteen pants have a hunch admit in threedimensional distress
these hips were made for Horizontal Business
(set on big legs nice to pinch assiduously which justgraze
each other). As the lady lazily struts (her thickish flesh
superiour to the genuine daze of
unmarketable excitation, whose
careless movements carefully scatter pink
propaganda of annihilation
 
2013-06-30 08:51:34 PM
Xenuphobes.
 
2013-06-30 08:56:03 PM
In unrelated news, the aliance of Mormons, CrazyTexans™, and the just plain crazy™ have agreed to merge with the Church of Scientology. It makes a nice synergy, said one spokeman from the West Coast. We complete each other, plus someone threw in a TotalFark membership for a month to sweeten the pot.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com www.troll.me
 
2013-06-30 08:56:08 PM
Man you really would need to be high to believe that scientology nonsense. The cops are a joke in this situation. The house should already be busted if they know already. It shows willful neglect of duty. Dereliction of duty is what its called I believe.
 
2013-06-30 08:57:12 PM

theorellior: megarian: DreamyAltarBoy: Civil_War2_Time: I'm hoping that

the person who wrote this

will be fired

tomorrow morning.

It was like

the author paused to think

and started fresh

with each new idea.

who are you,little i

(five or six years old)
peering from some high

window;at the gold

of november sunset

(and feeling:that if day
has to become night

this is a beautiful way)

twentyseven bums give a prostitute the once
-over. fiftythree(and one would see if it could)
eyes say the breasts look very good:
firmlysquirmy with a slight jounce,
thirteen pants have a hunch admit in threedimensional distress
these hips were made for Horizontal Business
(set on big legs nice to pinch assiduously which justgraze
each other). As the lady lazily struts (her thickish flesh
superiour to the genuine daze of
unmarketable excitation, whose
careless movements carefully scatter pink
propaganda of annihilation


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2013-06-30 09:02:26 PM
"Scientologists are ... drug-free (none at all use illegal street drugs)."

 so hawaiian baby wood rose seeds are ok??
 
2013-06-30 09:04:00 PM
(^Quite obviously e.e. cummings. Not so much below)

bells bells b e l l s
b e l l s
bells bells bells bell
s
b e l l s
bells bells bells
Bells
b
e
l
l
s
(bells bells
bells be
ll
s)
bells
 
2013-06-30 09:04:30 PM

ArcadianRefugee: quatchi: Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.

I view it like free speech: I don't care how bad the speech is, it should still be allowable, even by assholes.

In this case, I side with her.

/except the DUI
//also, DNRTFA


Free speech does not give you the freedom to run ponzi schemes and scam people out of their life's savings.
 
2013-06-30 09:05:33 PM

megarian: (^Quite obviously e.e. cummings. Not so much below)

bells bells b e l l s
b e l l s
bells bells bells bell
s
b e l l s
bells bells bells
Bells
b
e
l
l
s
(bells bells
bells be
ll
s)
bells


Did you get into the whiskey and coke again?
 
2013-06-30 09:08:43 PM

OgreMagi: ArcadianRefugee: quatchi: Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.

I view it like free speech: I don't care how bad the speech is, it should still be allowable, even by assholes.

In this case, I side with her.

/except the DUI
//also, DNRTFA

Free speech does not give you the freedom to run ponzi schemes and scam people out of their life's savings.


In this case, it's freedom of "religion."
 
2013-06-30 09:09:41 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Connect her to the machine.
We'll sort it out.


carbon111.com
 
2013-06-30 09:10:29 PM
Don't care, don't care, fark Scientology.
 
2013-06-30 09:13:49 PM

gimmegimme: Hector Remarkable: gimmegimme: This was clearly a setup by the evil Psychs!

You know the Marcabians are dropping off more and more evil Thetans every day on this prison planet.

The nightmare gets closer to reality every day...

[mlbpark.donga.com image 600x370]


ok what is that picture from? and what are those white pipe things?
 
2013-06-30 09:14:23 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: (^Quite obviously e.e. cummings. Not so much below)

bells bells b e l l s
b e l l s
bells bells bells bell
s
b e l l s
bells bells bells
Bells
b
e
l
l
s
(bells bells
bells be
ll
s)
bells

Did you get into the whiskey and coke again?


No.

Okay, yes.
 
2013-06-30 09:14:52 PM

WeenerGord: gimmegimme: Hector Remarkable: gimmegimme: This was clearly a setup by the evil Psychs!

You know the Marcabians are dropping off more and more evil Thetans every day on this prison planet.

The nightmare gets closer to reality every day...

[mlbpark.donga.com image 600x370]

ok what is that picture from? and what are those white pipe things?


You didn't see After Earth?  You're like, the only one.
 
2013-06-30 09:15:08 PM
I'm tempted to favorite this one just to learn the frequency.
 
2013-06-30 09:16:01 PM

gimmegimme: OgreMagi: ArcadianRefugee: quatchi: Hmmm, I'm conflicted here.

One the one hand pot possession laws are complete and total bullshiat.

On the other hand Scientology is an evil, insidious ponzi scheme wrapped inside a cult and smothered in secrecy.

I view it like free speech: I don't care how bad the speech is, it should still be allowable, even by assholes.

In this case, I side with her.

/except the DUI
//also, DNRTFA

Free speech does not give you the freedom to run ponzi schemes and scam people out of their life's savings.

In this case, it's freedom of "religion."


And your freedom of religion still does not allow you to run schemes to steal people's money.  They use the information they obtain through their auditing to blackmail people.  How do I know this?  I was married to someone who escaped from Scientology.
 
2013-06-30 09:16:28 PM
Marihuana? Thank God the police have stopped this horrible criminal in her tracks, as there were no other crimes for them to solve that day!
 
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