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(International Business Times)   Top tip for savage Russian teens: if you decapitate a homeless man and use his head as a football, don't leave a trail of blood to your apartment. Oh, and could we have his head back please?   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-06-30 06:57:28 PM
Meanwhile, in Russia...
 
2013-06-30 06:57:50 PM
Hell of a pic
 
2013-06-30 06:58:32 PM
but his head really ties the room together...
 
2013-06-30 06:58:32 PM
Sick tag off vomiting or something?
 
2013-06-30 07:00:06 PM
Meh
 
2013-06-30 07:00:32 PM
Now THAT is how you put some skin in the game...
 
2013-06-30 07:00:43 PM

"Next morning, the victim's head was collected by a trash truck; police are trying to track it down to establish the victim's identity."


That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good homeless white man's head like that.

 
2013-06-30 07:01:57 PM
A sequel to Three Men, One Hammer?
 
2013-06-30 07:02:12 PM
If you look at the picture, you can see that the 'ball' has a birthmark much like that of Gorbechev -- has anyone seen him lately?
 
2013-06-30 07:02:23 PM
Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.
 
2013-06-30 07:04:17 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.


I was thinking the poverty, soul crushing cold weather, and fetal alcohol syndrome.
 
2013-06-30 07:04:50 PM

HotIgneous Intruder:

Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.

Nah.   They lived under leftists for longer than anyone else...
 
2013-06-30 07:06:33 PM

you are a puppet: Hell of a pic

There were lots of stock photos of heads being punted available but they had to play it safe for the audience.
 
2013-06-30 07:08:13 PM

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.
Nah.   They lived under leftists for longer than anyone else...


Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.
 
2013-06-30 07:09:10 PM
Nice pic.
 
2013-06-30 07:09:51 PM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-06-30 07:10:09 PM

you are a puppet: Hell of a pic


danm his head looked like a soccerball
 
2013-06-30 07:10:26 PM
From the RIANOVOSTI article which TFA rehashes:

Later in the day, an Investigative Committee spokesman denied that the deceased's head had been used as a football, but confirmed that the corpse had been decapitated and scalped, and added that the investigation was ongoing, the Metronews.ru website reported.

Just the ordinary garden-variety beheading, no festive head kicking involved. Shame, really, I was hoping for more creative savagery.
 
2013-06-30 07:12:05 PM
That pic is disgusting. Seriously, mods, this got greened?
 
2013-06-30 07:16:23 PM
OK got it.  It seemed kind of complicated to use a head as a football but less so as a futbol.
 
2013-06-30 07:17:36 PM
This post thread mexican cartel approved...
 
2013-06-30 07:17:47 PM
15 years for beheading? And when the twisted psychos get out of prison in their 30s? Someone else's problem.
 
2013-06-30 07:19:33 PM
They face up to 15 years in prison? They could do that standing on their heads.
 
2013-06-30 07:25:03 PM

astouffer: HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.

I was thinking the poverty, soul crushing cold weather, and fetal alcohol syndrome.


The last 100 years or so of Russian history would make some war torn African nations look like Club Med. All things considered, they are doing pretty good for themselves.
 
2013-06-30 07:25:25 PM
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2013-06-30 07:26:09 PM

HotIgneous Intruder:

Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.

The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.
 
2013-06-30 07:26:46 PM

lymond01: 15 years for beheading? And when the twisted psychos get out of prison in their 30s? Someone else's problem.


Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia people get 10 years for a Facebook post.
 
2013-06-30 07:28:14 PM

astouffer: HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.

I was thinking the poverty, soul crushing cold weather, and fetal alcohol syndrome.


Who cares- fetuses aren't really people anyways. AmIdoingitright?
 
2013-06-30 07:29:41 PM
black people, so savage and subhuman, amirite
 
2013-06-30 07:33:13 PM

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.
The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.


 so.... what's our excuse when some of of our wealthiest's offspring are out rolling hobo's and beating up random strangers?  I'm going along with: in any given population, there are individuals that are really poorly wired and eventually reveal their true selves.
 
2013-06-30 07:35:32 PM

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.
The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.


Ok... I'll bite: You think fascism is leftist?
 
2013-06-30 07:39:35 PM

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.
The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.


The craziness that is present in Russian culture has literally nothing to do with the former government. The culture is just farked up to a certain extent (by Western standards), and these traits are still present in the people that were rabid anti-communists several decades ago.

/My citation: I've lived in Moscow for two years. I don't care if that's not enough for you, but your attempt to blame it on leftist politics is completely laughable
 
2013-06-30 07:41:55 PM
Pfft, unoriginal punks. Clearly they ripped that from the end of Hostel II
 
2013-06-30 07:59:18 PM
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Guess they need to tighten up the regs on that milk-plus...
 
2013-06-30 08:02:30 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.


As a former head football, I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible we English may have once had problems with our water as well.
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2013-06-30 08:40:23 PM

astouffer: HotIgneous Intruder: Russia has the biggest undercurrent of psychopathology of any other country.
Them's some sick puppies, the women, the kids.
Must be the water.

I was thinking the poverty, soul crushing cold weather, and fetal alcohol syndrome.


And those are the nice russians
 
2013-06-30 08:49:15 PM
Ever see Russian road rage videos? They're a brutal bunch.
 
2013-06-30 09:56:42 PM

RatMaster999: A sequel to Three Men, One Hammer?


I've seen a lot over the years... But that was the one video I bailed on early. When the screwdriver came out that was it.
 
2013-06-30 11:18:59 PM

Astorix: Ever see Russian road rage videos? They're a brutal bunch.


But drop a meteor on them and they're all meh, I gotta be at the gymski in 26 minutes.
 
2013-06-30 11:38:39 PM
What is a top tip?
Is that like a protip but not as pro?
 
2013-07-01 02:52:40 AM

skinink: "Next morning, the victim's head was collected by a trash truck; police are trying to track it down to establish the victim's identity."
That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good homeless white man's head like that.




Don't bother. It wasn't even worth two dollars. Cash!
 
2013-07-01 02:53:51 AM

GeneralJim: If you look at the picture, you can see that the 'ball' has a birthmark much like that of Gorbechev -- has anyone seen him lately?




Yeah, there wasn't a picture in the article.
 
2013-07-01 03:22:44 AM

lymond01: 15 years for beheading? And when the twisted psychos get out of prison in their 30s? Someone else's problem.




Same way we will handle these twisted psychos.
occupydemocrats.com
 
2013-07-01 04:23:43 AM

clowncar on fire:

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.


The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.

 

 so.... what's our excuse when some of of our wealthiest's offspring are out rolling hobo's and beating up random strangers?  I'm going along with: in any given population, there are individuals that are really poorly wired and eventually reveal their true selves.


On Fark, the excuse is probably MK ULTRA.  In reality, there are very few people, even teens, in America who could, or would, as a group, kill and decapitate a hobo.  Beating up, yeah, that's a function of gangs.  Murders of that type are rare here.
 
2013-07-01 04:30:47 AM

inclemency:

GeneralJim: HotIgneous Intruder: Society-wide mental illness has nothing to do with politics, except as republickers here in the USA are concerned. The Russians are sick as fark regardless of political bent.

The Russians were under brutal atheistic, communist dictatorship for several generations.  Sorry - I gotta believe that warps the whole society.  The NAZIs were only in control of Germany for a little over a decade, by way of comparison.

Ok... I'll bite: You think fascism is leftist?


I think it doesn't matter, if you're under it.  But, the reference was to the Germans not having quite as much warpage, since the NAZI rule was way shorter than the average human life.  Many of the Soviets' subjects had grandparents who lived their life under Soviet domination.
 
2013-07-01 04:40:36 AM

StoPPeRmobile:

GeneralJim: If you look at the picture, you can see that the 'ball' has a birthmark much like that of Gorbechev -- has anyone seen him lately?

Yeah, there wasn't a picture in the article.


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This one -- you know, the picture from the article.
 
2013-07-01 05:12:12 AM
That's terrible. You are never going to get much bend on a "ball" like that. I guess it will probably improve your anticipation for bobbles off the pitch, so it might improve your dribbling skills at least.
 
2013-07-01 07:48:21 AM

Begoggle: What is a top tip?
Is that like a protip but not as pro?


No, they're funnier.

ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.
 
2013-07-01 08:04:19 AM

Politank-Z: From the RIANOVOSTI article which TFA rehashes:

Later in the day, an Investigative Committee spokesman denied that the deceased's head had been used as a football, but confirmed that the corpse had been decapitated and scalped, and added that the investigation was ongoing, the Metronews.ru website reported.

Just the ordinary garden-variety beheading, no festive head kicking involved. Shame, really, I was hoping for more creative savagery.



Decapitated and scalped, but they didn't actually use the head as a football.... okay, I feel so much better now.(No I don't, scalping is possibly even worse than kicking the decapitated head about a bit.)


Turn those kids into mulch, they are certainly broken.
 
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