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(Issaquah Reporter)   "When police asked what he was doing, he said he was trying to help his boss move her dolls and belongings because she had wooden arms and legs"   (issaquahreporter.com) divider line 19
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2013-06-30 10:29:14 AM  
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And, you know, the thing about a doll... it's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a...doll's eyes, I suppose...
 
2013-06-30 10:46:37 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-06-30 10:46:45 AM  
Absinthe drinker?
 
2013-06-30 10:58:46 AM  

Astorix: Absinthe drinker?


As someone who drank absinthe last night I don't understand what the fuss is about. I've never had all that crazy happen, never hallucinated, delusions, etc.

/also
//this whole story
///wtf am I reading
 
2013-06-30 10:59:58 AM  
After reading a story on that site two down from the one in TFA, I really need to say that if you spell "losing" as "loosing", get a job that doesn't involve typing words.
 
2013-06-30 11:01:10 AM  

Jacob_Roberson: Astorix: Absinthe drinker?

As someone who drank absinthe last night I don't understand what the fuss is about. I've never had all that crazy happen, never hallucinated, delusions, etc.

/also
//this whole story
///wtf am I reading


I don't think that the absinthe you can buy now has that key ingredient, wormwood, that gently nudges you towards the fringes of batsh*t, anymore.
 
2013-06-30 11:13:33 AM  
as you can see, I've got no strings on me
 
2013-06-30 11:35:15 AM  

bunner: absinthe without wormwood


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No wormwood just wouldn't taste right.

You're right though, if you haven't had (real) absinthe before you have to start slow or you may go nuts.
 
2013-06-30 12:05:16 PM  
FTA: BAD ROLE MODELS

A Sammamish woman called police June 15 after a car full of women stole $345 worth of items from her garage sale.

The woman, who lives in the 500 block of 208th Avenue Northeast, said the suspects had three small children with them and one was pregnant.


Wait...what?
 
2013-06-30 12:08:02 PM  
A 50 year old with a 34 year old partner hallucinating after 3 days without sleep...cocaine?

/or 'candy flipping'
 
2013-06-30 12:48:28 PM  

bunner: I don't think that the absinthe you can buy now has that key ingredient, wormwood, that gently nudges you towards the fringes of batsh*t, anymore.


Not in the U.S.  In Eastern European countries you can blow right by the fringes of batshiat and land waist deep in it.
 
2013-06-30 01:19:58 PM  
Make me a sammamish.
 
2013-06-30 01:34:52 PM  
A 50-year-old man called Sammamish police the early morning of June 21 concerned about his partner's well being. The man said his partner, who hadn't slept in three days, left the couple's condo door wide open, with all the lights on and a vehicle in the garage.

Not long into their search police found the 34-year-old man soaking wet, wandering through the grass at the condo complex in the 23100 block of Northeast 8th Place.


That sounds very familiar...
 
2013-06-30 02:56:00 PM  
Jimmy Fallon?
 
2013-06-30 03:33:45 PM  
Wooden eyes, too?www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
2013-06-30 04:38:36 PM  

Feslmogh: Wooden eyes, too?[www.angelfire.lycos.com image 127x73]


I see yours and raise you this!

www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
2013-06-30 05:10:28 PM  
www.angelfire.lycos.com

ha Gin!!!!

/mmmmmm gin
 
2013-06-30 05:15:52 PM  

Jacob_Roberson: Astorix: Absinthe drinker?

As someone who drank absinthe last night I don't understand what the fuss is about. I've never had all that crazy happen, never hallucinated, delusions, etc.

/also
//this whole story
///wtf am I reading


Could be borderline personality disorder.
 
2013-07-01 01:52:32 AM  

Kyosuke: A 50-year-old man called Sammamish police the early morning of June 21 concerned about his partner's well being. The man said his partner, who hadn't slept in three days, left the couple's condo door wide open, with all the lights on and a vehicle in the garage.

Not long into their search police found the 34-year-old man soaking wet, wandering through the grass at the condo complex in the 23100 block of Northeast 8th Place.

That sounds very familiar...


Oh, god.
 
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