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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)   When going through a divorce, your ex-wife doesn't get to keep half of your hand grenades   ( ) divider line
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2013-06-30 10:27:25 AM  
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FTFA "The woman told police the grenades were not hers and that they were in her ex-husband's bag."

No, that's not my bag. Never seen it before. However, when I was moving out I did accidentally grab this bag which belongs to her. Could you return it to her for me please? I don't know what those little baggies of white powder are, but I'm certain they are hers.
2013-06-30 09:58:16 AM  
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She can have my grenades if I get to keep the pins.
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