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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)   When going through a divorce, your ex-wife doesn't get to keep half of your hand grenades   (journalgazette.net) divider line 14
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2013-06-30 09:58:16 AM  
She can have my grenades if I get to keep the pins.
 
2013-06-30 09:58:55 AM  

AngryDragon: She can have my grenades if I get to keep the pins.


came here to say this, was seconds to late
 
2013-06-30 10:00:05 AM  
Oh, she can have ALL of them. I'm generous, so generous.
 
2013-06-30 10:04:31 AM  
Federal law does not prohibit the possession of hand grenades.

It is a destructive device as per the NFA.
 
2013-06-30 10:08:20 AM  
Necessary for home defense / standing one's ground.
 
2013-06-30 10:11:38 AM  

AngryDragon: She can have my grenades if I get to keep the pins.


Funny, I was just thinking "She only wants the pins"
 
2013-06-30 10:12:13 AM  
They could have been used for an awesome 4th of July party. Now they'll have to settle for sparklers. Nice job, lady.
 
2013-06-30 10:12:46 AM  
Believe it or not, Divorced Mother is a beautiful human being. She just needs someone throwing grenades at her for the rest of her life.
 
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2013-06-30 10:17:21 AM  
"Federal law prohibits civilians from possessing hand grenades. "


Well color me shocked....
 
2013-06-30 10:21:39 AM  
Sandy Hook never would have happened if those kids each had a hand grenade.
 
2013-06-30 10:27:25 AM  
FTFA "The woman told police the grenades were not hers and that they were in her ex-husband's bag."

No, that's not my bag. Never seen it before. However, when I was moving out I did accidentally grab this bag which belongs to her. Could you return it to her for me please? I don't know what those little baggies of white powder are, but I'm certain they are hers.
 
2013-06-30 01:26:09 PM  
WickerNipple
Necessary for home defense / standing one's ground.


If I can't legally lob a few grenades at people attacking my home to rightfully defend myself, then I may not be able to defend my family within the second amendment of the US Constitution.
 
2013-06-30 02:31:46 PM  
She may not be entitled to them, but I will gladly give her most of a few.
 
2013-07-01 01:19:27 PM  

NFA: "Federal law prohibits civilians from possessing hand grenades. "


Well color me shocked....



Except that it doesn't. It just makes it difficult to do so because of all the red tape involved.
 
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