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(Taunton Gazette)   Police sergeant has been out of work for two weeks after 200 pound drunk woman he was trying to arrest fell on him   (tauntongazette.com) divider line 31
    More: Amusing, Oui, Broad Street, woman arrested, Clarissa Garriga, police stations, resisting arrest  
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2013-06-30 10:23:24 AM
She sounds fat.
 
2013-06-30 10:24:51 AM

King Something: She sounds fat.


5'4' 200, that'd be a big fat yes
 
2013-06-30 10:25:42 AM
Tauntaun woman.
 
2013-06-30 10:26:33 AM
Sounds classy.
 
2013-06-30 10:26:39 AM
Do they not have tasers and nightsticks in Taunton?
 
2013-06-30 10:27:12 AM

cheap_thoughts: Sounds classy.


Don't forget Charming
 
2013-06-30 10:27:25 AM
Holy fark!

Forced a cop car off the road, tried to kick the windows out of the cruiser, crushed an officer by falling on him, yelling racial slurs and sexual innuendos, spitting, took off her underwear and peed in the booking room.

There's a fattie who knows how to party.
 
2013-06-30 10:28:42 AM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-06-30 10:32:46 AM
"Watch your mouth or I'll sit on you"
 
2013-06-30 10:32:50 AM

Mad Scientist:


15 yard penalty and a kick in the Jimmies for you
 
2013-06-30 10:34:28 AM
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 
2013-06-30 10:34:31 AM

Tom_Slick: cheap_thoughts: Sounds classy.

Don't forget Charming


An elegant, true lady for sure.
 
2013-06-30 10:39:48 AM
Where is athe video? This must have been one crazy arrest.

Is it just me or are Americans post 2008 genuinely losing it?
 
2013-06-30 10:47:45 AM
Most cops know how to work the system for all it's worth.  If you ever get the chance, try and listen in on the private conversation between cops.  It's all about how to churn OT, special assignment, disability etc.
 
2013-06-30 11:03:38 AM
I don't know where this town is, but judging by the behavior and description of the woman I'd have to say Kentucky.  The state is infested with people like that.
 
2013-06-30 11:16:18 AM

PaLarkin: I don't know where this town is, but judging by the behavior and description of the woman I'd have to say Kentucky.  The state is infested with people like that.


Massachusetts.
 
2013-06-30 11:16:49 AM
http://www.mylife.com/clarissa-garriga

my html buttons aren't showing. plus I'm not very html savvy
 
2013-06-30 12:17:04 PM

Tom_Slick: King Something: She sounds fat.

5'4' 200, that'd be a big fat yes


How did she fall on anything? Was it more like she rolled over him?
 
2013-06-30 12:27:45 PM
200 pounds is fat in the United States?

Most of the people I work with are probably around 200, it is just usual unattractive walmart shopper weight.
 
2013-06-30 01:21:14 PM

Grumpy Cat: Tauntaun woman.


ton-ton woman.
 
2013-06-30 01:30:56 PM

Enemabag Jones: 200 pounds is fat in the United States?

Most of the people I work with are probably around 200, it is just usual unattractive walmart shopper weight.


Seeing as the average weight for a 5'4" frame is between 120 and 130, I would say that weighing 50-60% greater is definitely overweight.
 
2013-06-30 01:31:42 PM
Is it even possible for a women to weigh 200 and not be a fatty?
 
2013-06-30 01:45:17 PM
AngryDragon
Enemabag Jones: 200 pounds is fat in the United States?
Most of the people I work with are probably around 200, it is just usual unattractive walmart shopper weight.
Seeing as the average weight for a 5'4" frame is between 120 and 130, I would say that weighing 50-60% greater is definitely overweight.


She has a BMI (based only on numbers) of 35%. Obesity is defined as 30% or more. That is the average prole you find at walmart shopping. Nothing exceptional.

/That is technically obese, correct. But not by much.
 
2013-06-30 02:52:06 PM
Mass. used to be the home of Yankee whaling: just putting that out there.
 
2013-06-30 02:58:07 PM

Grumpy Cat: Tauntaun woman.


I wonder how she smelled on the outside.

I'm guessing from the article not very good.

Also wonder if the cop might have gotten a face full of her inside smells when she collapsed on him. They're probably worse.
 
2013-06-30 04:24:45 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Is it even possible for a women to weigh 200 and not be a fatty?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brittney_Griner
 
2013-06-30 05:04:11 PM
she's a dyke, so she doesn't count, NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-30 06:26:44 PM
While in the booking room at the police station, Garriga allegedly yelled, "(expletive) this," and "took off her underwear and urinated in the middle of the booking room," said Devine.

Say what you will about her weight, but I'd totally party with this chick.
 
2013-06-30 06:27:51 PM

StoPPeRmobile: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2013-06-30 10:07:45 PM
without knowing the details, that cop is a gigantic pussy.  I'm 220 and I fell on my 9 year old while playing football.  he got up after a few seconds, kicked me in the balls, called me a gimp, and ran away.  Of course, my kid's not in a union that will cover his ass with full pay forever.
 
2013-07-01 12:51:30 PM
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Clarissa has some splaining to do
 
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