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(Daily Mail)   Angry villagers hold baby elephant hostage until his family comes up with ransom   ( ) divider line 5
    More: Asinine, Asian elephant, elephants, Duchess of Cornwall, Aceh, held hostage, football pitch, Sumatra, Sumatran  
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6395 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2013 at 11:16 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-30 11:19:40 AM  
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I've learned that stealing the wrong person's elephant can be a very, very poor idea.
2013-06-30 03:42:31 PM  
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offmymeds: Target Builder: Clemkadidlefark: That was one of the most horrible set of pics I have ever seen. Death to all those villagers.

I guess you skimmed over the words in TFA.

Don't tell him about circuses and zoos.
2013-06-30 03:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
I hear they're asking for enough ransom money to fill a small trunk.
2013-06-30 02:03:14 PM  
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"Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihilation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth, I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful!"
2013-06-30 01:23:44 PM  
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mongbiohazard: mongbiohazard: Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.

Of course, as we all know two wrongs make a right. Particularly when one of those wrongs is the willfully cruel mistreatment of a young living thing with a relatively advanced intellectual capacity.

Oh and don't get me wrong, I know what you were saying Target Builder... I'm just saying if anyone ever finds themselves in the position that they have decided the way to solve their problem is to start torturing living things to death perhaps they should consider they might not be in the right.... and might want to consider some farking birth control or, I dunno, LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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