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2013-06-30 10:05:31 AM
The solution is simple. Send in the army, take every child between the ages of 1 and 14. Put all of them in foster families on the other side of Indonesia and keep them there until the village gives up.
 
2013-06-30 10:12:48 AM
Sadly for him, it is too late. He died alone, still chained to that tree, though Elephant Family worked tirelessly for a week to negotiate his release.
Already we've discovered that another calf, this one just a month old, has been captured and held to ransom by local farmers. Everyone is working around the clock to make sure that this little calf survives. I am doubtful.


I changed my mind. Execute them all. We can always make more humans.
 
2013-06-30 10:17:58 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-30 10:21:36 AM
Writer better lawyer up.
 
2013-06-30 11:19:00 AM
Human pond scum.
 
2013-06-30 11:19:40 AM
christian.vonschack.com

I've learned that stealing the wrong person's elephant can be a very, very poor idea.
 
2013-06-30 11:21:05 AM
Came for Tony Jaa and a room full of bodies, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-30 11:32:54 AM

RexTalionis: The solution is simple. Send in the army, take every child between the ages of 1 and 14. Put all of them in foster families on the other side of Indonesia and keep them there until the village gives up.


Try looking at it from the point of view of a person living in a village in abject poverty and a bad harvest away from starvation as opposed to the point of view of someone in a developed country with all the security that brings.

From their perspective if a herd of elephants eat their crops then their children go hungry and people starve. Nobody on earth is going to put the life of an elephant above the survival prospects of themselves and their children.

These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.
 
2013-06-30 11:36:29 AM
1.Relocate elephants to healthier environment
2. Chain villagers to trees
3. Nuke village

/Problem solved
//Seriously, please do this
 
2013-06-30 11:41:31 AM

Target Builder: These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.


Perhaps not, but they are, ultimately, very fungible and expendable people.
 
2013-06-30 11:53:11 AM
Who gives a fark about a farking elephant? Yes, lets have a masked ball to support all the poor baby elephants. All those people living in poverty? They can get farked. Maybe if you helped the villagers instead of the elephants, they wouldn't need to do this shiat.
 
2013-06-30 11:54:19 AM

Target Builder: RexTalionis: The solution is simple. Send in the army, take every child between the ages of 1 and 14. Put all of them in foster families on the other side of Indonesia and keep them there until the village gives up.

Try looking at it from the point of view of a person living in a village in abject poverty and a bad harvest away from starvation as opposed to the point of view of someone in a developed country with all the security that brings.

From their perspective if a herd of elephants eat their crops then their children go hungry and people starve. Nobody on earth is going to put the life of an elephant above the survival prospects of themselves and their children.

These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.


And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?
 
2013-06-30 12:00:44 PM
 
2013-06-30 12:06:01 PM
offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.
 
2013-06-30 12:08:12 PM

RexTalionis: Target Builder: These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.

Perhaps not, but they are, ultimately, very fungible and expendable people.


True. They are disposable people who are regularly exploited to ensure people in developed countries get the products they want at the prices they are willing to pay.
 
2013-06-30 12:09:40 PM

Tman144: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbpxgulRfo#t=8m40s

This is about right, at 8:40


Yeah, PETA is full of shiat, but PETA isn't even mentioned once in the article.
 
2013-06-30 12:10:46 PM

Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.


I never suggested death to anyone.
 
2013-06-30 12:20:45 PM
offmymeds:

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.

I never suggested death to anyone.


That comment wasn't specifically directed at you, although I can see how it could be read that way, but at others in this thread who are advocating wiping this village off the map because they have the misfortune to be caught between palm oil producers and endangered species conservation efforts.
 
2013-06-30 12:21:43 PM
Get Tony Jaa on the...

oh...

Well I'm late to the party again.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-06-30 12:31:13 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-30 12:44:27 PM
That was one of the most horrible set of pics I have ever seen. Death to all those villagers.
 
2013-06-30 12:52:19 PM

Clemkadidlefark: That was one of the most horrible set of pics I have ever seen. Death to all those villagers.


I guess you skimmed over the words in TFA.
 
2013-06-30 12:55:27 PM
So hoping it was this elephant.

www.factmonster.com
 
2013-06-30 12:59:47 PM

Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.


So don't but soap with veg oil as this is how it is labeled, does not have to say palm oil? Do tell what kind of soap does one buy? We all can't pay $12 for 2 oz of special soap or shop online.....I want to do the right thing.
 
2013-06-30 01:07:41 PM

Target Builder: RexTalionis: The solution is simple. Send in the army, take every child between the ages of 1 and 14. Put all of them in foster families on the other side of Indonesia and keep them there until the village gives up.

Try looking at it from the point of view of a person living in a village in abject poverty and a bad harvest away from starvation as opposed to the point of view of someone in a developed country with all the security that brings.

From their perspective if a herd of elephants eat their crops then their children go hungry and people starve. Nobody on earth is going to put the life of an elephant above the survival prospects of themselves and their children.

These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.


True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.  No that doesn't mean I want all brown-skinned people to die out.  It means we have brains and should be using them to control our population relative to the sustainability of the environment we live in - that is something that applies to people in first world countries as well.  Individuals wouldn't need to make half the sacrifices to keep the earth nice if there were half as many of us.
 
2013-06-30 01:08:27 PM

Target Builder: Clemkadidlefark: That was one of the most horrible set of pics I have ever seen. Death to all those villagers.

I guess you skimmed over the words in TFA.


Don't tell him about circuses and zoos.
 
2013-06-30 01:12:03 PM

Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.


bobtegner.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-30 01:12:06 PM

KimNorth: Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.

So don't but soap with veg oil as this is how it is labeled, does not have to say palm oil? Do tell what kind of soap does one buy? We all can't pay $12 for 2 oz of special soap or shop online.....I want to do the right thing.


Try this: Palm Oil Free Soap
 
2013-06-30 01:12:19 PM
KimNorth:

So don't but soap with veg oil as this is how it is labeled, does not have to say palm oil? Do tell what kind of soap does one buy? We all can't pay $12 for 2 oz of special soap or shop online.....I want to do the right thing.

I agree - its a shiat situation if you want to avoid it as its in a ton of stuff and apparently does not need to be specifically labeled yet.

Maybe the folks advocating death to impoverished third world villagers should write to their elected representatives first, and maybe take it up with the companies that produce and sell products using palm oil.
 
2013-06-30 01:18:11 PM

Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.


Of course, as we all know two wrongs make a right. Particularly when one of those wrongs is the willfully cruel mistreatment of a young living thing with a relatively advanced intellectual capacity.
 
2013-06-30 01:22:00 PM

mongbiohazard: Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.

Of course, as we all know two wrongs make a right. Particularly when one of those wrongs is the willfully cruel mistreatment of a young living thing with a relatively advanced intellectual capacity.


Oh and don't get me wrong, I know what you were saying Target Builder... I'm just saying if anyone ever finds themselves in the position that they have decided the way to solve their problem is to start torturing living things to death perhaps they should consider they might not be in the right.... and might want to consider some farking birth control or, I dunno, LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
 
2013-06-30 01:23:44 PM

mongbiohazard: mongbiohazard: Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.

Of course, as we all know two wrongs make a right. Particularly when one of those wrongs is the willfully cruel mistreatment of a young living thing with a relatively advanced intellectual capacity.

Oh and don't get me wrong, I know what you were saying Target Builder... I'm just saying if anyone ever finds themselves in the position that they have decided the way to solve their problem is to start torturing living things to death perhaps they should consider they might not be in the right.... and might want to consider some farking birth control or, I dunno, LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-30 01:26:26 PM
There are plenty of palm-oil free soaps available on Etsy or Local Harvest websites. Most are quite affordable and better for your skin and environment. If you have psoriasis or eczema, I highly recommend coconut oil products. I use pure coconut oil (solid at room temp) for all of my "lotion" needs, it soaks in and leaves your skin feeling healthy and moisturized without petro chemicals involved. And in the case of relatives with psoriasis and eczema, it's really done a turn around on their conditions.

The article made me sad, both for the elephant and the people who don't know any better. Palm oil sadly is in tons of things, the little chocolate covered donuts I had for breakfast, palm oil is in the chocolate coating. Hmph.

I will be reading more labels after seeing the late little Raja's plight though and trying to avoid palm oil wherever possible.
 
2013-06-30 01:27:54 PM
mongbiohazard:

Of course, as we all know two wrongs make a right. Particularly when one of those wrongs is the willfully cruel mistreatment of a young living thing with a relatively advanced intellectual capacity.

Oh and don't get me wrong, I know what you were saying Target Builder... I'm just saying if anyone ever finds themselves in the position that they have decided the way to solve their problem is to start torturing living things to death perhaps they should consider they might not be in the right.... and might want to consider some farking birth control or, I dunno, LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.


Where these people live was just fine until other people decided to make a lot of money by wiping out elephant habitat and forcing elephants and impoverished humans to share a smaller and smaller space.
 
2013-06-30 01:28:41 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-30 01:39:54 PM

thamike: Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.

[bobtegner.files.wordpress.com image 555x358]


Should I know what that pic means?
 
2013-06-30 01:51:25 PM

Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.

[bobtegner.files.wordpress.com image 555x358]

Should I know what that pic means?


You could always infer something from it.
 
2013-06-30 01:52:28 PM
This is why elephants go on rampages in little villages and nobody seems to know why. Asshole people. Take their kids away and see how they like it.
 
2013-06-30 01:57:07 PM

EmmaLou: This is why elephants go on rampages in little villages and nobody seems to know why. Asshole people. Take their kids away and see how they like it.


Another person who apparently didn't read the farking article.

I know, I know... Welcome to FARK...
 
2013-06-30 02:03:14 PM
"Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihilation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth, I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful!"
 
2013-06-30 02:21:19 PM

Bslim: "Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihilation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth, I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful!"


I think you might of missed this story on Fark today:

http://www.examiner.com/review/psychopaths-run-the-world?cid=rss">ht tp://www.examiner.com/review/psychopaths-run-the-world?cid=rss
 
2013-06-30 02:37:19 PM

thamike: Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.

[bobtegner.files.wordpress.com image 555x358]

Should I know what that pic means?

You could always infer something from it.


No thanks.
Nine out of ten times people force others to play the guessing game they do so to troll and want an easy fallback point.

Say what you want or don't.
/shrug
 
2013-06-30 02:46:20 PM

Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.

[bobtegner.files.wordpress.com image 555x358]

Should I know what that pic means?

You could always infer something from it.

No thanks.
Nine out of ten times people force others to play the guessing game they do so to troll and want an easy fallback point.

Say what you want or don't.
/shrug


You're looking at a complex situation from a convenient vantage point.  I thought the Romney pic would have explained my criticism of your simplistic worldview.  Sorry if my mockery wasn't clear.
 
2013-06-30 02:56:01 PM
Urge to kill rising...
 
2013-06-30 03:00:43 PM

thamike: Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: thamike: Smackledorfer: True, but at the same time I think human beings need to stop over-breeding in inhospitable environments.

[bobtegner.files.wordpress.com image 555x358]

Should I know what that pic means?

You could always infer something from it.

No thanks.
Nine out of ten times people force others to play the guessing game they do so to troll and want an easy fallback point.

Say what you want or don't.
/shrug

You're looking at a complex situation from a convenient vantage point.  I thought the Romney pic would have explained my criticism of your simplistic worldview.  Sorry if my  mockery

  hatred wasn't clear.

Fixed it for you.
 
2013-06-30 03:11:28 PM

offmymeds: Target Builder: RexTalionis: The solution is simple. Send in the army, take every child between the ages of 1 and 14. Put all of them in foster families on the other side of Indonesia and keep them there until the village gives up.

Try looking at it from the point of view of a person living in a village in abject poverty and a bad harvest away from starvation as opposed to the point of view of someone in a developed country with all the security that brings.

From their perspective if a herd of elephants eat their crops then their children go hungry and people starve. Nobody on earth is going to put the life of an elephant above the survival prospects of themselves and their children.

These probably aren't bad people, they are just in a very bad situation.

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?


No shiat.  If starvation were the issue, I would think they would have eaten the elephant and called it a day (or week).
 
2013-06-30 03:13:10 PM

Target Builder: offmymeds:

And animal cruelty will solve their problems how?

One less elephant competing with them for their an their children's food.

RTFA. The people to be angry at aren't a bunch of dirt poor villagers with little control over major events that are inflicted upon them - its people in wealthy countries who use products with Palm Oil in it and the commercial palm oil producers who exploit the poor in their countries as much as they exploit the natural resources.

Anyone suggesting death to these villagers should go through the food and cosmetics in their house. If you find any products with palm oil in it (see TFA for examples) then you're a much bigger part of the problem than the poor bastards in the article who are just trying to avoid starving to death.


Maybe they're in this situation because they think a solution is to tie up an elephant and starve and mistreat it.  Sort of a stupid begets stupid sort of thing.

If they were really concerned about starvation, I would think they would kill, dress, butcher, cook and eat the large animal they have chained up.
 
2013-06-30 03:19:31 PM

mongbiohazard: Oh and don't get me wrong, I know what you were saying Target Builder... I'm just saying if anyone ever finds themselves in the position that they have decided the way to solve their problem is to start torturing living things to death perhaps they should consider they might not be in the right.... and might want to consider some farking birth control or, I dunno, LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.


It's one those sequences of events that will never happen.

For them to understand that their actions aren't proportionate or relevant to their cause would require a degree of introspection.  If they had that, they would have used it before and not come to the conclusion that they did.

The kind of people who take animals "hostage" because the animal ate their crops aren't the brightest bulbs by a long shot, and that probably explains why they're in the situation(s) they're in.

The only thing we could hope is that they have an epiphany and actually understand a slightly a bigger picture for the first time.
 
2013-06-30 03:40:22 PM
Well, that's one of the most farked up things I've seen this week.

Poor Raja.
 
2013-06-30 03:40:40 PM
I hear they're asking for enough ransom money to fill a small trunk.
 
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