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(Live Science)   I haven't smoked or done shrooms for 2,000 years and I STILL failed the drug test   (livescience.com) divider line 32
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2013-06-30 11:12:24 AM
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wait...what
 
2013-06-30 11:29:46 AM
Yo mummy smoked dope!
 
2013-06-30 11:41:30 AM
Godscrack:
i.livescience.com
wait...what

www.magweb.com
Who cuts your hair, man?
 
2013-06-30 11:49:30 AM
i.livescience.com

Dave? Dave's not here, man.
 
2013-06-30 12:16:04 PM
I've actually been to San Pedro de Atacama so I'm getting.....

Atacama Lodge, 5 miles south of town, is probably the best place in the southern hemisphere for an Astronomy road trip.  We had 8 nights clear out of 8 nights.   Many fascinating things to see in the daytime, too, like Valley of the Moon, ancient setllements, Chaxa Salar (salt flat), Geysers, high-altitude Lagunas, etc.

The restaurants in town are fabulous as well!

Highly recommended.

/You're welcome
 
2013-06-30 12:37:25 PM
stupid retards, should have used that liquid you buy at Head Shops and drink.  cleans you out in under 24 hours
 
2013-06-30 12:40:26 PM
I don't think we need a drug test to tell they were into some righteous shiat ...
 
2013-06-30 12:57:25 PM
shrooms != DMT, subby.


Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception - I imagine it would be significant.
 
2013-06-30 01:00:08 PM

sno man: Who cuts your hair, man?


lol
 
2013-06-30 01:12:36 PM

Snapper Carr: shrooms != DMT, subby.


Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception - I imagine it would be significant.


Eugh... God, that would get terrifying.
 
2013-06-30 01:25:59 PM

sno man: Godscrack:
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wait...what
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Who cuts your hair, man?


Pure win!

/When did "snuffing" replace "snorting"?
 
2013-06-30 01:55:16 PM
Mummy's treasure room was seized under forfeiture laws.
 
2013-06-30 02:09:28 PM
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shrooms? No thanks, not before lunch.
 
2013-06-30 02:23:04 PM

Snapper Carr: shrooms != DMT, subby.


Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception - I imagine it would be significant.


Yeah, I tried it once.
ONCE.
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2013-06-30 02:38:52 PM
Non-story, it's in the natural atmosphere on Nibiru.
 
2013-06-30 04:32:16 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: stupid retards, should have used that liquid you buy at Head Shops and drink.  cleans you out in under 24 hours


Nah just do what some of the people on probation I've known do: Eat denture cleaner tablets and drink watered down bleach.
/Seems to me it'd just be easier not to do drugs until you're off probation.
 
2013-06-30 04:33:04 PM

A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: stupid retards, should have used that liquid you buy at Head Shops and drink.  cleans you out in under 24 hours

Nah just do what some of the people on probation I've known do: Eat denture cleaner tablets and drink watered down bleach.
/Seems to me it'd just be easier not to do drugs until you're off probation.


it's called trolling teh system
 
2013-06-30 04:35:48 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: it's called trolling teh system


Yeah I know but that bastard that ate the denture cleaner tablets seemed like he didn't feel that well at all afterwards,then again who the fark would after eating that shiat?
 
2013-06-30 04:46:01 PM

A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: it's called trolling teh system

Yeah I know but that bastard that ate the denture cleaner tablets seemed like he didn't feel that well at all afterwards,then again who the fark would after eating that shiat?


i would

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2013-06-30 05:01:50 PM
It belongs in a prison museum.
 
2013-06-30 05:29:48 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: stupid retards, should have used that liquid you buy at Head Shops and drink.  cleans you out in under 24 hours


No it doesn't, it just forces your body to excrete more water (which is why they tell you to drink water with it, because if you don't you can be going to a hospital for severe dehydration.) which dilutes the results. You aren't clean, not by a long shot. You still have LARGE reserves in your fat cells just waiting to be released during your normal biological processes.

/daily smoker, with medical license
//also on probation, but they can't fail me since I'm registered with the state department of health
 
2013-06-30 05:30:39 PM

khyberkitsune: Jon iz teh kewl: stupid retards, should have used that liquid you buy at Head Shops and drink.  cleans you out in under 24 hours

No it doesn't, it just forces your body to excrete more water (which is why they tell you to drink water with it, because if you don't you can be going to a hospital for severe dehydration.) which dilutes the results. You aren't clean, not by a long shot. You still have LARGE reserves in your fat cells just waiting to be released during your normal biological processes.

/daily smoker, with medical license
//also on probation, but they can't fail me since I'm registered with the state department of health


no it calls the gods to freeze time, and let you age 30 days while the rest of the population stays normal
 
2013-06-30 05:30:50 PM

Snapper Carr: Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception


So you don't dream, then? Because DMT is what gets released from your brain when you hit REM and start dreaming.
 
2013-06-30 05:31:45 PM

khyberkitsune: Snapper Carr: Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception

So you don't dream, then? Because DMT is what gets released from your brain when you hit REM and start dreaming.


i do DMT every night.  just like Terrence McKenna
 
2013-06-30 05:35:39 PM

Snapper Carr: shrooms != DMT, subby.


Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception - I imagine it would be significant.


According to wikipedia, the seeds of Anadenanthera Colubrin var. Cebil contain ~12% Bufotenin, .06% 5-MeO-DMT and .06% DMT. Notice the article writer said the mummies had traces of dimethyltryptamines, not n,n-dimethytryptamine specifically. Given the breakdown of alkaloids in the seeds, bufotenine was probably the dimethyltryptamine that was detected.

A review for those not familiar with tyryptamines:
DMT = n,n-dimethyltryptamine
Bufotenine = 5-HO-DMT = 5-Hydroxy-dimethyltryptamine
5-MeO-DMT = 5-methoxy-dimethyltrptamine
psilocybin = 4-PO-DMT= 4-phosphoryl-hydroxy-dimethyltryptamine
psilocin = 4-HO-DMT = 4-hydroxy-dimethyltryptamine

There is some debate as to whether Befotenin actually produces psychedelic effects. Even though 5-MeO-DMT only makes up .06% of the alkaloids in Cebil, it is far more potent than DMT or Bufotenin (it fully active with only several milligrams), so it may actually be the psychoactive agent in these seeds.
 
2013-06-30 05:36:33 PM
5-MeO-DIPT = foxy methoxy
 
2013-06-30 05:51:02 PM

khyberkitsune: Snapper Carr: Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception

So you don't dream, then? Because DMT is what gets released from your brain when you hit REM and start dreaming.


While it is true that DMT is an endogenous chemical, I doubt DMT plays a role in dreaming. I have not seen any compelling evidence to back up anecdotal assertions that DMT release plays a role in dreaming or near death experiences. The validity of the studies performed in the 60s has come into question in recent times. Check out the Biosynthesis section of the wiki article on DMT for more info. To summerize, the test used to detect the DMT from tissue samples that was used was overly selective for DMT relative to other tryptamines.  While more recent studies confirm that DMT does get produced endogenously, the concentrations are insignificant.
 
2013-06-30 05:52:59 PM
Sounds like they learned to make cigars, since the pipes stopped appearing, but nicotine traces continued.
 
2013-06-30 05:55:03 PM

manbart: khyberkitsune: Snapper Carr: Having only done DMT once I can't imagine how long term usage would change your perception

So you don't dream, then? Because DMT is what gets released from your brain when you hit REM and start dreaming.

While it is true that DMT is an endogenous chemical, I doubt DMT plays a role in dreaming. I have not seen any compelling evidence to back up anecdotal assertions that DMT release plays a role in dreaming or near death experiences. The validity of the studies performed in the 60s has come into question in recent times. Check out the Biosynthesis section of the wiki article on DMT for more info. To summerize, the test used to detect the DMT from tissue samples that was used was overly selective for DMT relative to other tryptamines.  While more recent studies confirm that DMT does get produced endogenously, the concentrations are insignificant.


then we don't need to sleep
/shoots up another 9-ball of meth
 
2013-06-30 06:17:38 PM

manbart: The validity of the studies performed in the 60s has come into question in recent times


Yea, you better get with the 50+ years of neuorchemistry we've had since then, because DMT is called the 'dream chem' for a reason.

It's released in three times during your life, when you are born, when you sleep, and when you die.
 
2013-06-30 06:19:19 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: To summerize, the test used to detect the DMT from tissue samples that was used was overly selective for DMT relative to other tryptamines.


That the point of testing for a specific chemical, sir. Please go back to basic high school science and re-learn the scientific method, especially VARIABLE CONTROLS.
 
2013-06-30 06:50:27 PM

khyberkitsune: manbart: The validity of the studies performed in the 60s has come into question in recent times

Yea, you better get with the 50+ years of neuorchemistry we've had since then, because DMT is called the 'dream chem' for a reason.

It's released in three times during your life, when you are born, when you sleep, and when you die.


khyberkitsune: Jon iz teh kewl: To summerize, the test used to detect the DMT from tissue samples that was used was overly selective for DMT relative to other tryptamines.

That the point of testing for a specific chemical, sir. Please go back to basic high school science and re-learn the scientific method, especially VARIABLE CONTROLS.


Alright, show me a citation that backs up your claims then.
 
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