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(Philly Burbs)   Today's episode of "Naked man throwing things and smashing things before being shot" is probably brought to us by the letters P, C and P   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 23
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2013-06-30 11:04:38 AM
You said P twice
 
2013-06-30 11:05:27 AM
Party weekend trifecta in play.
 
2013-06-30 11:05:46 AM
A berserker rage courtesey of PCP? Dog bites man, news at 11.
 
2013-06-30 11:06:30 AM
At least no one is eating anyone's face this year.
 
2013-06-30 11:19:44 AM

texdent: At least no one is eating anyone's face this year.


Or eyes. Don't forget the infamous "Daddy ate my eyes" incident.
 
2013-06-30 11:21:16 AM
PCP is so yesterday. All the popular drug-fueled psychos are using bath salts these day, Grampa.
 
2013-06-30 11:22:05 AM
Because, you know, naked people are dangerous to the cops.
 
2013-06-30 11:54:45 AM
Still alive? Oh well.
 
2013-06-30 12:26:24 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Because, you know, naked people are dangerous to the cops.


They are when they are on so much PCP that they punched right through the windshield. At that point the cop could have completely unloaded his gun, reloaded it, and then unloaded it again and I would support him. That's when all training goes out the window and you go into "Oh shiat I'm going to die" mode.
 
2013-06-30 12:26:50 PM
Those cops should lose their badges, not for shooting a naked, unarmed man, but for being complete chicken-shiats about handling a naked, unarmed man.
 
2013-06-30 02:19:29 PM

Drubell: You said P twice


He really likes P.
 
2013-06-30 02:22:07 PM

thatboyoverthere: HotIgneous Intruder: Because, you know, naked people are dangerous to the cops.

They are when they are on so much PCP that they punched right through the windshield. At that point the cop could have completely unloaded his gun, reloaded it, and then unloaded it again and I would support him. That's when all training goes out the window and you go into "Oh shiat I'm going to die" mode.


This. The thing about PCP is that it shuts down the body's ability to feel pain (it was even used as an anesthetic for a few years). The human body is capable of some crazy shiat when you take pain out of the equation, and this particular drug's other effects can, somewhat unpredictably, cause exactly that sort of crazy shiat. Bottom line: this was not some hippie crying "Don't taze me bro."
 
2013-06-30 02:44:05 PM
 
2013-06-30 04:45:52 PM

Millennium: thatboyoverthere: HotIgneous Intruder: Because, you know, naked people are dangerous to the cops.

They are when they are on so much PCP that they punched right through the windshield. At that point the cop could have completely unloaded his gun, reloaded it, and then unloaded it again and I would support him. That's when all training goes out the window and you go into "Oh shiat I'm going to die" mode.

This. The thing about PCP is that it shuts down the body's ability to feel pain (it was even used as an anesthetic for a few years). The human body is capable of some crazy shiat when you take pain out of the equation, and this particular drug's other effects can, somewhat unpredictably, cause exactly that sort of crazy shiat. Bottom line: this was not some hippie crying "Don't taze me bro."


That's strange, cuz I'm not seeing anywhere in the article that says the naked man was on PCP.
Maybe he was suffering from schizophrenia or the like. Either way, still is a naked, unarmed man. A freaking gun is not a solution in this case.
 
2013-06-30 04:49:53 PM
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2013-06-30 05:33:45 PM
Isn't funny how all these PCP incidents always end up with the person being drunk?
 
2013-06-30 05:35:58 PM

Shakin_Haitian: Isn't funny how all these PCP incidents always end up with the person being drunk?


it's cause PCP is a stimulant.  so you need to calm down, naturally.
 
2013-06-30 05:39:35 PM

thatboyoverthere: They are when they are on so much PCP that they punched right through the windshield.


And a taser would deplete the ATP inside the muscles and make the perp unable to move.

It's as if people don't understand basic biology and electricity. This has been known for at LEAST 50 years.

/dealt with PCP-laden perps in his porno store
//if the whip didn't set them straight after a good crack, the taser made them stiff and immobile.
 
2013-06-30 05:41:04 PM
Is assaulting a police car the same as assaulting a police man? I know that applies to police dogs.
 
2013-06-30 05:42:58 PM

oryx: Is assaulting a police car the same as assaulting a police man? I know that applies to police dogs.


teh car feels pain

thingsthatlooklikefaces.jefah.com
 
2013-06-30 09:17:02 PM

Inaditch: Drubell: You said P twice

He really likes P.




but, I thought the extra e was for extra pee?
 
2013-07-01 08:15:32 AM

Stupid Guitar: Millennium: thatboyoverthere: HotIgneous Intruder: Because, you know, naked people are dangerous to the cops.

They are when they are on so much PCP that they punched right through the windshield. At that point the cop could have completely unloaded his gun, reloaded it, and then unloaded it again and I would support him. That's when all training goes out the window and you go into "Oh shiat I'm going to die" mode.

This. The thing about PCP is that it shuts down the body's ability to feel pain (it was even used as an anesthetic for a few years). The human body is capable of some crazy shiat when you take pain out of the equation, and this particular drug's other effects can, somewhat unpredictably, cause exactly that sort of crazy shiat. Bottom line: this was not some hippie crying "Don't taze me bro."

That's strange, cuz I'm not seeing anywhere in the article that says the naked man was on PCP.
Maybe he was suffering from schizophrenia or the like. Either way, still is a naked, unarmed man. A freaking gun is not a solution in this case.


Looks like a pretty good solution to me. Maybe if all people on PCP were shot on sight people would stop taking it, and some people would then get to keep their, face, eyes, or other body parts they feel rather attached to. Saves on court costs too. Gotta make sure you shoot them dead though.
 
2013-07-01 04:42:06 PM

Nidiot: Maybe if all people on PCP were shot on sight people would stop taking it,


Nah, mostly result in a lot of dead junkies. You know what junkies think when they see reports of bath salts making people eat other people? "Yo, they are FARKED UP! I want some of that!"
 
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