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(Sun Sentinel)   Looks like it's time to have national discussion about EpiPen control   ( divider line
    More: Florida, epipen, warrants, Peacock  
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15692 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2013 at 11:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-30 12:08:02 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-06-30 10:54:59 AM  
3 votes:
sucks to your ass-mar
2013-06-30 10:43:18 AM  
2 votes:
There's no butthurt quite like gun nut butthurt
2013-06-30 01:10:52 PM  
1 vote:
Heh heh heh.
Looks like the cops were temporarily
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2013-06-30 12:54:17 PM  
1 vote:
He pulled a plastic tube out of his pocket with a needle on it and then pointed it at the officers and taunting them as if he intended to stab them, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Note to self: Never take this guy to the zoo to go see the new Dynamite Monkey exhibit.
2013-06-30 12:42:13 PM  
1 vote:
maybe he's allergic to cops?
2013-06-30 12:40:02 PM  
1 vote:
He added a grip and sawed off the end to make it an assault epipen needle.
2013-06-30 12:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
He was transported to a hospital to be checked out before being hauled to the slammer.

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"That's some fine reporting there, Lou."
2013-06-30 11:57:10 AM  
1 vote:
You know what's really boring and old and stale and cliched?  "Joke" headlines about GUNS MY RIGHTS SECOND AMENDMENT FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
2013-06-30 11:52:48 AM  
1 vote:
We can't discuss while the tragedy is so recent. We, as a nation, have to have time to heal first.
2013-06-30 11:42:57 AM  
1 vote:

Do you know how hard you have to stab yourself to make an Epi Pen work? Seriously, they give you a "trainer" pen without a needle, and the instructions involve the words "swing your arm around with force".

I still have bruises from the damn trainer pen. I've not needed to use my actual Epi Pen yet, but I'm fully aware that it's not just a little pin prick. It's a punch with a needle at the end.

In the neck? *shudders* REPEATEDLY? *passes out*
2013-06-30 11:42:48 AM  
1 vote:
If its primary function were to kill (like guns), then sure, failmitter.
2013-06-30 11:40:47 AM  
1 vote:
Nice to hear from another enthusiast.
2013-06-30 10:50:24 AM  
1 vote:
Here's all the control you need:  Know which end is the business end, and don't put your thumb on top when you use case you didn't get the business end right.

/epi in a thumb is a bad bad thing
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