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(SeattlePI)   In case you were still trying to make up your mind about if Tom Cruise is gay or not, Cher confirms he was one of her best lovers   (seattlepi.com) divider line 116
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2013-06-30 03:37:20 AM
So it's settled.  He is definitely gay.

We all know how much gay men love Cher.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-30 08:26:00 AM

OgreMagi: So it's settled.  He is definitely gay.

We all know how much gay men love Cher.

/NTTAWWT


Aaaand we're done here.
 
2013-06-30 09:59:12 AM
And with a third vote of "beard," the motion is tabled.
 
2013-06-30 10:06:00 AM
"Cher, you're not helping."
 
2013-06-30 10:12:17 AM
  It still doesn't mean Tom Cruise has slept with a real woman...Cher's what, maybe 40% real?
 
2013-06-30 10:31:11 AM
So...mid-80s, right? Almost 30 years ago?

O...kaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.
 
2013-06-30 10:46:02 AM
Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.
 
2013-06-30 10:49:16 AM
If he's slept with Kathy Griffin, it's undeniable
 
2013-06-30 11:19:33 AM
There are some things people just don't need to know...ever.
 
2013-06-30 11:19:44 AM
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Yeah, I know, he's not gay.  But John Travolta....flamer!
 
2013-06-30 11:21:45 AM

OgreMagi: So it's settled.  He is definitely gay.

We all know how much gay men love Cher.

/NTTAWWT


Love = want to have sex with her? OK then, not sure I understand, but you're the gay expert...
 
2013-06-30 11:26:13 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: OgreMagi: So it's settled.  He is definitely gay.

We all know how much gay men love Cher.

/NTTAWWT

Love = want to have sex with her? OK then, not sure I understand, but you're the gay expert...


No one is that heterosexual
 
2013-06-30 11:32:10 AM
It shouldn't matter that he's as gay as a farking gay thing on gay day, but he denies it and marries idiotic women to try and appear straight so I applaud the internet in the systematic erosion of everything credible about this fudge-munching stinkhole-rapist.
I loves me some gays, but this guy? He can take his modified dwarf shoes and perma-happy botoxed face and step off a cliff.
 
2013-06-30 11:35:53 AM
Doesn't matter if he's gay. He's certainly mentally ill, though.

/Oooga-booga, Thetans all up in your mind!
 
2013-06-30 11:52:14 AM
normally i don't feel sorry for Tom Cruise but Cher making this public. Come on the Tom was just a young kid at the time or maybe this is what drove him into the arms of Xenu
 
2013-06-30 11:52:21 AM
Classic case of fruit blindness.
 
2013-06-30 11:57:02 AM
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Still number one!
 
2013-06-30 12:02:18 PM
So, Cruise is better in the sack than Sonny and Gregg Allman? That's probably not too hard to accomplish.
 
2013-06-30 12:10:28 PM
"Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever."

He does kinda look like Michelle Bachmann's husband these days.
 
2013-06-30 12:14:45 PM

Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.


Supposedly, one of the reasons Scientology is so popular in Hollywood, is that it promises a "cure" for homosexuality, which made it popular among sex symbols (of both genders) who were afraid of being caught with the wrong genitalia in their mouth.

Part of the auditing process in Scientology involves confessing your darkest secrets and desires, which are recorded.  Scientology has been accused of using these taped sessions to blackmail people into staying with the church.
 
2013-06-30 12:32:00 PM

YoOjo: It shouldn't matter that he's as gay as a farking gay thing on gay day, but he denies it and marries idiotic women to try and appear straight so I applaud the internet in the systematic erosion of everything credible about this fudge-munching stinkhole-rapist.
I loves me some gays, but this guy? He can take his modified dwarf shoes and perma-happy botoxed face and step off a cliff.


And? You hate him so much because of that?

I say you have more problems than Tom Cruise.
 
2013-06-30 12:36:11 PM
Oh so it's Super-gay.

Got it.
 
2013-06-30 12:42:47 PM
Cher and Cruise, with a strapon, in the conservatory.

Do I win?
 
2013-06-30 12:52:56 PM
Also on the list were:

Ramses II
Lao-tzu
Otto the Great
and Benjamin Franklin
 
2013-06-30 12:57:59 PM
I didn't hear "gay" so much as crappy lover. If a lot of people made number one and he only made the top five....

 I mean, if 27 guys tied for number one and he was number 4....not too impressive. :D
 
2013-06-30 12:59:33 PM
That's gayer than the front row at a Kathy Griffin show.

Not that I care, but I want people in the limelight to stop hiding their sexual orientation, because it is one of the few remaining ways we still reinforce, as a society, that there is something wrong and worth hiding about one's sexual orientation.  (Tom Cruise's weirdo space religion does teach this...)  The magical and amazing thing about everyone coming out of the closet is nobody gives a damn about all the boring, regular LGBTQ folks anymore.  This has happened en masse in Canada and now the vast majority of people are indifferent to everyone else's sexual orientation.  As it should be.

It's possible that Tom Cruise is bisexual though, and if that's the case I'd be actually  pissed that he's a liar because there are very few bisexual public figures, and bi visibility and "normalcy"/lack of negative stereotyping trails behind that of the LGs.  Not that we want him.  Or Andy Dick.  But god dammit, stop lying about it.
 
2013-06-30 01:12:16 PM

Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.


No, but the volleyball scene just adds comedy to the rumors.

You're right, no one accuses Val Kilmer of being closeted. Why would they? What do you know?
 
2013-06-30 01:17:06 PM

rocky_howard: YoOjo: It shouldn't matter that he's as gay as a farking gay thing on gay day, but he denies it and marries idiotic women to try and appear straight so I applaud the internet in the systematic erosion of everything credible about this fudge-munching stinkhole-rapist.
I loves me some gays, but this guy? He can take his modified dwarf shoes and perma-happy botoxed face and step off a cliff.

And? You hate him so much because of that?

I say you have more problems than Tom Cruise.


Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.
 
2013-06-30 01:18:30 PM

Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.


Have you ever seen a little film called Legend?
 
2013-06-30 01:22:10 PM

YoOjo: Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.


The butthurt is strong with you.

p.twimg.com
 
2013-06-30 01:34:40 PM

DrPainMD: So, Cruise is better in the sack than Sonny and Gregg Allman? That's probably not too hard to accomplish.


Don't you remember when she had all those young lovers? I think that was the first time I ever heard the term "boytoy." One in particular I think lasted for years.

Well you probably don't remember that. I have no idea why I do.
 
2013-06-30 01:38:21 PM
After reading "Going Clear," it doesn't sound like he's gay. None of the ex-Scientology officials said anything about Cruise's sexuality, whereas Travolta told his auditor that he was gay and church officials worried for years what might happen if that were to ever come out (and at one point they considered just leaking it themselves to get the whole thing over with). That being said, Wright dies have lots of stories about Cruise's issues with women and the amount of time church leaders have spent trying to find him women.
 
2013-06-30 01:38:24 PM

rocky_howard: YoOjo: Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.

The butthurt is strong with you.

[p.twimg.com image 475x286]


Dude, why?
You instigated this exchange, and you're pressing on with it, is your life really so boring that you have to engage negatively with complete strangers online to have any meaning in it?
I'm not going to bite again, you're on your own. Sure I dislike TC and for some reason you decided to try and defend him and attack me but short of coming down to your level, which I'm not sure I can do, I have to let this one go and let the special person think they won.
Thanks for the distraction though, have a lovely time with whomever else you direct your energy at.
 
2013-06-30 01:41:57 PM
Ah yes - homosexual or heterosexual ... the McCarthyism of our times. Who truly gives sheet one way or the other persuing the topic is more telling than any claim/admission/whatever IMHO.

Who gives s crap either way - just let folks live their lives, be happy and love their loved ones.
 
2013-06-30 01:43:45 PM
[unlikely] tag goes where?
 
2013-06-30 01:43:53 PM

YoOjo: rocky_howard: YoOjo: Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.

The butthurt is strong with you.

[p.twimg.com image 475x286]

Dude, why?
You instigated this exchange, and you're pressing on with it, is your life really so boring that you have to engage negatively with complete strangers online to have any meaning in it?
I'm not going to bite again, you're on your own. Sure I dislike TC and for some reason you decided to try and defend him and attack me but short of coming down to your level, which I'm not sure I can do, I have to let this one go and let the special person think they won.
Thanks for the distraction though, have a lovely time with whomever else you direct your energy at.


I think he has a crush on you.
 
2013-06-30 01:45:00 PM

YoOjo: rocky_howard: YoOjo: Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.

The butthurt is strong with you.

[p.twimg.com image 475x286]

Dude, why?
You instigated this exchange, and you're pressing on with it, is your life really so boring that you have to engage negatively with complete strangers online to have any meaning in it?
I'm not going to bite again, you're on your own. Sure I dislike TC and for some reason you decided to try and defend him and attack me but short of coming down to your level, which I'm not sure I can do, I have to let this one go and let the special person think they won.
Thanks for the distraction though, have a lovely time with whomever else you direct your energy at.


Play nice or you two get no pudding
 
2013-06-30 01:47:20 PM
In other news, Tom cruise's bank account just dropped about 50 grand..."for some reason"
 
2013-06-30 02:02:19 PM
Sorry Tom,But you make Richard Simmons look like a drill seargent.
 
2013-06-30 02:05:07 PM

Gunderson: YoOjo: rocky_howard: YoOjo: Didn't mention hate, I don't hate him. I dislike him to a point, world of difference. Hate consumes, I can give or take those I dislike. I can give or take TC and his crazy bullshiat.
I appreciate your attempt at psychoanalysis but along with your poor grasp of 'when and if anyone gives a damn about anything you say' it was way off the mark.
I'd like to come by later and piss on your ceiling, if that seems random I apologise, I thought that was your language.

The butthurt is strong with you.

[p.twimg.com image 475x286]

Dude, why?
You instigated this exchange, and you're pressing on with it, is your life really so boring that you have to engage negatively with complete strangers online to have any meaning in it?
I'm not going to bite again, you're on your own. Sure I dislike TC and for some reason you decided to try and defend him and attack me but short of coming down to your level, which I'm not sure I can do, I have to let this one go and let the special person think they won.
Thanks for the distraction though, have a lovely time with whomever else you direct your energy at.

Play nice or you two get no pudding


Stop thinking about his meat, or you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't stop thinking about his meat?
 
2013-06-30 02:09:21 PM

Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.


I imagine it's because he 'tries too hard' to show his heterosexuality. Only a closeted gay man would jump on a couch on national tv like a pre-teen girl when talking about his child bride.

Tom Cruise is weirdly intense and so when people look at that they assume he's hiding a dark secret. Ergo, he must be gay.
 
2013-06-30 02:19:55 PM
Oh, so he's bisexual. Carry on then.
 
2013-06-30 02:22:39 PM

Darth Macho: I imagine it's because he 'tries too hard' to show his heterosexuality.


I have yet to see him in a non-preposterous romantic lead role.

Otherwise, he makes a great Ethan Hunt or cabjacking hitman.

And he handled getting ultratrolled by Stanley Kubrick pretty well.
 
2013-06-30 02:25:31 PM

Darth Macho: Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.

I imagine it's because he 'tries too hard' to show his heterosexuality. Only a closeted gay man would jump on a couch on national tv like a pre-teen girl when talking about his child bride.

Tom Cruise is weirdly intense and so when people look at that they assume he's hiding a dark secret. Ergo, he must be gay.


Also, I think it's because both women he's been involved with after Mimi Rogers have been set up by his handlers, rather than Tom actually going after someone. Both Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes were arranged introductions chosen by his Scientologist handlers which adds to the feel that he's only in manufactured relationships with women, there's nothing real there.
 
2013-06-30 02:29:08 PM

Darth Macho: Mugato: Why do people think he's gay anyway? Is it the volleyball scene from Top Gun? Nobody accuses Val Kilmer of being gay, despite starring in Batman Forever.

I imagine it's because he 'tries too hard' to show his heterosexuality. Only a closeted gay man would jump on a couch on national tv like a pre-teen girl when talking about his child bride.

Tom Cruise is weirdly intense and so when people look at that they assume he's hiding a dark secret. Ergo, he must be gay.


It seems likely to me he's just a weirdo. Actors usually are an odd lot.
 
2013-06-30 02:31:11 PM
Tom Cruise is a good actor.
 
2013-06-30 02:33:25 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Also, I think it's because both women he's been involved with after Mimi Rogers have been set up by his handlers


I thought she was the one who set him up with his handlers.  Before scientology, he was a blank slate powered by pure unadulterated ambition.  Then they filled that slate with miscavige.
 
2013-06-30 02:38:36 PM

Darth Macho: I imagine it's because he 'tries too hard' to show his heterosexuality. Only a closeted gay man would jump on a couch on national tv like a pre-teen girl when talking about his child bride.

Tom Cruise is weirdly intense and so when people look at that they assume he's hiding a dark secret. Ergo, he must be gay.


I never understood this. How? He's been married three times and I haven't heard about random sexual flings or showing up with starlets by the armful.

I'd say DiCaprio tries much harder to show his heterosexuality.

And you're right about the people assuming things just because he's intense/weird. What I don't get is why some people assume just gay? Like that's the worst thing he could be. Maybe he's a psychopath with murdering urges, but no, it's a case of teh gay. Because reasons.
 
2013-06-30 02:38:37 PM
He's been trading down ever since Mimi Rogers.
 
2013-06-30 02:43:25 PM

rocky_howard: I haven't heard about random sexual flings or showing up with starlets by the armful.


I have heard about his random flings with guys, from first hand, trustworthy sources with no personal gain to be had from telling me.  And they agreed with me that trying to publicly out him is in the same realm of harmful, cruel behavior as Miscavige shoving him in a closet.
 
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