Deep Contact: I say screw the fireworks this year. At 10pm everyone get there gun out and shoot it in the air.Of course, use a blank.
BigNumber12: Rapmaster2000: I used to blow all my money on fireworks when I was a kid. Do they still sell fireworks to children? That seems like a bad idea in retrospect, but then I never did blow my hand off.Yep. Funny how very many of us came through childhood completely unscathed.But no, it's the fireworks that are the problem.
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