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2013-06-30 02:26:58 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Well, except for some minor differences the human body is pretty much the same for most people. As a vet you'd be taking care of all sorts of species, so it's not surprising that it's harder to get in.


I always thought it was because humans could tell you what is wrong and people can't.

I may never get in, I know two physicians who went to medical school after they couldn't get into vet school and I don't really want to pay $186K to go to school in the West Indies, but who knows. Next week I may want to be an anteater. It is just about change careers time again though.
 
2013-06-30 02:28:27 AM

hng: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: hng: SuperTramp: hng
it's been in the 70s and 80s... THIS RECORD HEAT IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

Way to deflect me like a pesky bear. You look different. Good different.

I didn't shoot you in the face with my 12 gauge.

/Thanks

You are quite the charmer

I do tours part-time... a couple weeks ago I had to explain to some old biddies from some nondescript place in the midwest why I was single. I explained that I sort of have a girlfriend, but we've reached an impasse in our relationship: she has a cat.

You know how hard it was for me to not explain the whole "lipstick on a cat's butt" thing?


You should have shown them a CAT SCAN
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-30 02:28:29 AM

SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish
You are quite the charmer

Mountain Men with guns and women with rimless glasses.


Sexist.
 
2013-06-30 02:29:21 AM

SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish
You are quite the charmer

Mountain Men with guns and women with rimless glasses.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
hng
2013-06-30 02:30:07 AM

SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish
You are quite the charmer

Mountain Men with guns and women with rimless glasses.


That's the name of my ABBA cover band.
 
2013-06-30 02:30:13 AM
This is fun, but it's not James Brown
 
2013-06-30 02:30:24 AM
feckingmorons
Next week I may want to be an anteater.

Interesting.

Long, sticky tongue?

perhaps you should become a piano player.
 
2013-06-30 02:31:18 AM
hahaha
 
2013-06-30 02:33:06 AM

Notabunny: This is fun, but it's not James Brown


True.

Also not Zappa. Be careful what you wish for.
 
2013-06-30 02:33:07 AM
I have no idea who this is, but I like this "Hey, Jude" cover.
 
2013-06-30 02:33:11 AM

SuperTramp: hahaha


Now you're just giggling all by yourself.

We used to put the people that talked or laughed to themselves next to each other in the hospital At least they look normal then.

Come sit by me, at least we will look normal.
 
2013-06-30 02:34:04 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I have no idea who this is, but I like this "Hey, Jude" cover.


that was The Temptations.

Cubemon: Notabunny: This is fun, but it's not James Brown

True.

Also not Zappa. Be careful what you wish for.


I love Zappa.
 
2013-06-30 02:34:34 AM
I saw Grizzly Bear in concert last week, they had a dulcimer.

I have no idea what brought that up.
 
2013-06-30 02:34:41 AM
Notabunny
This is fun, but it's not James Brown

I'm going to do a Cafe Press t-shirt of this.

LMAO
 
2013-06-30 02:35:04 AM

SuperTramp: Notabunny
This is fun, but it's not James Brown

I'm going to do a Cafe Press t-shirt of this.

LMAO


that is awesome.
 
2013-06-30 02:35:55 AM
Wit, is that Madison County?
 
2013-06-30 02:36:01 AM
I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.
 
2013-06-30 02:36:10 AM
damn, these hard plastic chairs the station had are made like they want to discourage sitting.
 
2013-06-30 02:36:45 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.


I do not agree at all.
 
2013-06-30 02:36:49 AM

soosh: damn, these hard plastic chairs the station had are made like they want to discourage sitting.


Jail waiting room chairs.
 
2013-06-30 02:36:58 AM
Slide, bass, rhythm, snare, and vocal? Very good.
 
2013-06-30 02:37:14 AM
Gracias.
 
2013-06-30 02:37:23 AM
feckingmorons

Now you're just giggling all by yourself.

We used to put the people that talked or laughed to themselves next to each other in the hospital At least they look normal then.

Come sit by me, at least we will look normal.


do you have beer?
 
2013-06-30 02:37:35 AM

soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.


It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.
 
2013-06-30 02:37:46 AM

SuperTramp: feckingmorons

Now you're just giggling all by yourself.

We used to put the people that talked or laughed to themselves next to each other in the hospital At least they look normal then.

Come sit by me, at least we will look normal.

do you have beer?


I own a keggerator.
 
2013-06-30 02:38:21 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.

It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.


I only disagree about the lay.
 
2013-06-30 02:38:33 AM
I can't place the tune, but that is Frank.
 
2013-06-30 02:38:36 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.

It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.


Well you're never the popular guy at parties, let me tell you.
 
2013-06-30 02:39:09 AM

Cubemon: I can't place the tune, but that is Frank.


what's playing now?
 
2013-06-30 02:39:11 AM

Cubemon: I can't place the tune, but that is Frank.


Mercy, mercy me?
 
2013-06-30 02:39:28 AM

soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.


I'd hit it, but not brag later.
 
2013-06-30 02:39:30 AM

feckingmorons: SuperTramp: feckingmorons

Now you're just giggling all by yourself.

We used to put the people that talked or laughed to themselves next to each other in the hospital At least they look normal then.

Come sit by me, at least we will look normal.

do you have beer?

I own a keggerator.


i think i love you
 
2013-06-30 02:40:03 AM

feckingmorons: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.

It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.

Well you're never the popular guy at parties, let me tell you.


It must be distressing when no one believes you that global warming is good because it will bring back the dinosaurs.
 
2013-06-30 02:40:20 AM
You picked a hard "mid-tune" dealy there.
 
2013-06-30 02:40:49 AM

Notabunny: feckingmorons: SuperTramp: feckingmorons

Now you're just giggling all by yourself.

We used to put the people that talked or laughed to themselves next to each other in the hospital At least they look normal then.

Come sit by me, at least we will look normal.

do you have beer?

I own a keggerator.

i think i love you


I purposefully omitted the fact that it was empty now. I either need to sell it or get another keg.
 
2013-06-30 02:40:49 AM
Satan's Chocolate Starfish

I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

So you like stupid and tawdry. Do you have to pay much, 'cause God knows Alaskans are still paying for her idiocy.
 
2013-06-30 02:41:03 AM

Cubemon: "mid-tune" dealy


medley?.
 
2013-06-30 02:41:35 AM

soosh: damn, these hard plastic chairs the station had are made like they want to discourage sitting.


You need to bring in a cushion of some sort.
 
2013-06-30 02:41:36 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: feckingmorons: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.

It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.

Well you're never the popular guy at parties, let me tell you.

It must be distressing when no one believes you that global warming is good because it will bring back the dinosaurs.


What do you have against dinosaurs? Specist! Ageist!
 
hng
2013-06-30 02:42:56 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: feckingmorons: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: soosh: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

I do not agree at all.

It's gotta suck liking Palin's politics.

Well you're never the popular guy at parties, let me tell you.

It must be distressing when no one believes you that global warming is good because it will bring back the dinosaurs.


As long as Jesus is riding on one of the dinosaurs I'm cool with it.
 
2013-06-30 02:43:54 AM

SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish

I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

So you like stupid and tawdry. Do you have to pay much, 'cause God knows Alaskans are still paying for her idiocy.


I really don't like stupid or tawdry. She just has nice hair and eyes and boobs. I don't need to actually talk to her. I'm not looking for a relationship with any Republican.
 
2013-06-30 02:44:35 AM

soosh: The Temptations.


Wow. Did not know they did a cover of Hey Jude.
 
2013-06-30 02:44:54 AM
soosh: damn, these hard plastic chairs the station had are made like they want to discourage sitting.

Bathia_Mapes: You need to bring in a cushion of some sort.

LOL I have a dirty mind.
 
hng
2013-06-30 02:45:29 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I'm not looking for a relationship with any Republican.


So you just want to blow me in a bathroom stall on the Thruway?
 
2013-06-30 02:45:35 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish

I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

So you like stupid and tawdry. Do you have to pay much, 'cause God knows Alaskans are still paying for her idiocy.

I really don't like stupid or tawdry. She just has nice hair and eyes and boobs. I don't need to actually talk to her. I'm not looking for a relationship with any Republican.


She may not be a Republican much longer.
 
2013-06-30 02:46:30 AM
Satan's Chocolate Starfish
I'm not looking for a relationship with any Republican.

Well that's a goddamned relief.

/head thrashing now, we'll get back to this later
 
2013-06-30 02:46:37 AM

soosh: Cubemon: "mid-tune" dealy

medley?.


Yeh, that works.. But not strictly speaking. A medley would involve the other two songs.

Love your show.
 
2013-06-30 02:46:37 AM

feckingmorons: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: SuperTramp: Satan's Chocolate Starfish

I absolutely detest Sarah Palin's politics, but she looks like a good lay.

So you like stupid and tawdry. Do you have to pay much, 'cause God knows Alaskans are still paying for her idiocy.

I really don't like stupid or tawdry. She just has nice hair and eyes and boobs. I don't need to actually talk to her. I'm not looking for a relationship with any Republican.

She may not be a Republican much longer.


I really hope she and Levin make their own party.  it would truly be interesting to see how many votes they could draw.
 
2013-06-30 02:47:41 AM

SuperTramp: soosh: damn, these hard plastic chairs the station had are made like they want to discourage sitting.

Bathia_Mapes: You need to bring in a cushion of some sort.

LOL I have a dirty mind.


I'm imagining the mechanics. Is there a sling, hoist, or midget involved?
 
2013-06-30 02:47:52 AM
hng

So you just want to blow me in a bathroom stall on the Thruway?

Honey, I'd make you believe in global warming.
 
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