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2013-06-30 09:41:36 AM
Nickelback released an album on 9/11 and it stayed pretty much #1 the rest of the damn year. Because "How You Remind Me" is such a great thing to hear after a major trageddy
 
2013-06-30 10:41:23 AM
I enjoy the followup tags Fark suggested

More: Followup, Chad Kroeger, Avril Lavigne, Lucifers.
 
2013-06-30 10:48:08 AM
I had no idea who Chad Kroeger was. I had to Google it. Yep, I just HAD to Google it.

/ I'll be more cautious next time.
 
2013-06-30 10:49:17 AM
Who cares, and I hope they are happy.
 
2013-06-30 10:51:18 AM
Don't blame this shiat on the gays.

Frankly, I'd be happy with outlawing all marriages just so we aren't subjected to this level of suck.

He sucks, she sucks. Together they somehow suck more. Like a blackhole of suckitude.
 
2013-06-30 11:15:14 AM
Thought they already were?

\also, is it just me or do a lot of Taylor Swift's new songs make her sound like Avril?
 
2013-06-30 11:16:17 AM
 
2013-06-30 11:18:11 AM

Cymbal: Don't blame this shiat on the gays.

Frankly, I'd be happy with outlawing all marriages just so we aren't subjected to this level of suck.

He sucks, she sucks. Together they somehow suck more. Like a blackhole of suckitude.


And just wait. Their kid is going to be topping the charts by 2035. God help us.
 
2013-06-30 11:25:28 AM
eh, she's a cute woman, he's a handsome guy, they're both musicians, they're both canadian, i suppose they must have tons of stuff in common.  they're probably a good match.

the kanye west/kim kardashian marriage, on the other hand, is far more horrifying and might be one of the signs of the end of the world.
 
2013-06-30 11:28:32 AM

Robots are Strong: And just wait. Their kid is going to be topping the charts by 2035. God help us.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wW3chmmv30

Maybe (s)he will sing back-up on this mess

/I read this headline in Jose Ferrer's voice (Naval defense lawyer from "The Caine Mutiny")
//Dumbmitter
 
2013-06-30 11:35:07 AM

Gunderson: Robots are Strong: And just wait. Their kid is going to be topping the charts by 2035. God help us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wW3chmmv30

Maybe (s)he will sing back-up on this mess

/I read this headline in Jose Ferrer's voice (Naval defense lawyer from "The Caine Mutiny")
//Dumbmitter

images.sodahead.com
Pretty sure this is what their kid will look like....
 
2013-06-30 11:46:24 AM
Unless they're having two ceremonies, I call bullshiat. Drove a friend to LAX yesterday to fly out for that unholy union; it's Monday or Tuesday night (forget which). It is somewhere around Cannes, tho'-they're keeping the location secret and are shuttling everyone in from the hotel.
 
2013-06-30 12:08:37 PM

FriarReb98: Thought they already were?

\also, is it just me or do a lot of Taylor Swift's new songs make her sound like Avril?


They've used the same producer on a number of tracks.

/Bonus trivia: He's also produced for Miley Cyrus and Good Charlotte.
//I'm ashamed that I knew this.
 
2013-06-30 12:10:57 PM
Hey Avril, 2001 called, wants it's shiatty eye makeup back.
 
2013-06-30 12:11:11 PM
Hasn't she used up the world supply of mascara yet?
 
2013-06-30 12:30:52 PM
Considering her first husband looked like a troll that had skidded across the bridge on his face, I think she definitely upgraded this time around. Good for him for snagging her. She's a cutie!
 
2013-06-30 12:45:35 PM
When you allow Canadians to marry you end up with abominations like Bryan Adams.  No to Canadian marriage!

/Fact: Nowhere in the Bible does it say Canadians can marry
 
2013-06-30 01:02:34 PM
Gratz to the happy couple.

Please don't breed any time soon.
 
2013-06-30 01:12:55 PM
I'm ok with this because they deserve each other.  No bigger entertainment industry douchebags exist, male or female, in Canada.  I hope the officiant was Mike Duffy, and Conrad Black's wife was in attendance, just to ice this douchecake of a wedding.

It's an additional "fark you" to our entire country that they're doing this on Canada Day, as if we need to be reminded that unlike Jim Carrey and other obnoxious people who made it big in the States whose nationality we can graciously ignore, they're still flag-wavin' patriotic Canadians.   Great. Just nobody tell the Parti Québécois, OK?  You could probably win a referendum by putting these two in attack ads.

With that said, you can be Canadian and still STAY IN FRANCE, FOREVER, and be happy and have no material to write whiny, sh*t songs about.  But if writer's block doesn't afflict you forever, please record your next farking albums in Basque, Chavril.

Thank you
and  congratulations on your beautiful wedding
 
2013-06-30 01:28:41 PM
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2013-06-30 01:31:49 PM
Those two suck all the way to the bank....life is amazingly unfair.
 
2013-06-30 01:48:53 PM
America's Supreme Court repeals a law, two Canadians get married.

Sure, I guess.
 
2013-06-30 02:11:12 PM

Third Day Mark: America's Supreme Court repeals a law, two Canadians get married.

Sure, I guess.


It's an apocalypse joke.  The religious people in the US have been screaming that legitimizing gay relationships represents the decline of humanity and the start of the end-times, and it's also a colloquialism in many English-speaking countries to compare unlikely or unpleasant-seeming coincidences to "omens" or "signs of the end-times".  Maybe it's not as funny if you live in a country with a more completely secular media environment.

//The internet: explaining the joke since 1985
 
2013-06-30 03:34:37 PM

Smackledorfer: Who cares, and I hope they are happy.

 
2013-06-30 04:07:24 PM
Man, what is this author's problem? He is getting SO ANGRY that two people whose music he isn't a fan of are getting married. How does this affect him in any way?
 
2013-06-30 04:22:47 PM
Geez, those gossip queer people are a bitter bunch.

So hateful.
 
2013-06-30 05:19:09 PM
Chavril.


bwilson27: Hey Avril, 2001 called, wants it's shiatty eye makeup back.


I find it sexy, for some reason.
 
2013-06-30 05:29:13 PM

quatchi: Gratz to the happy couple.

Please don't breed any time soon.


might be too late already.
 
2013-06-30 05:31:25 PM
She appears to have bad taste in men, so I reckon I still have a shot.
 
2013-06-30 05:54:27 PM

fusillade762: Chavril.


bwilson27: Hey Avril, 2001 called, wants it's shiatty eye makeup back.

I find it sexy, for some reason.


There's something attractive about a woman after you've told her twice.
/would hit
//gag her first
 
2013-06-30 07:19:28 PM

bobbette: No bigger entertainment industry douchebags exist, male or female, in Canada.


O RLY?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-30 07:28:24 PM

bwilson27: Hey Avril, 2001 called, wants it's shiatty eye makeup back.


She looks like every woman from Ohio.
 
2013-06-30 07:37:44 PM

pinchpoint: bobbette: No bigger entertainment industry douchebags exist, male or female, in Canada.

O RLY?

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Maybe that explains the hat.  It will hurt if you punch him in the head because of the studs.
 
2013-06-30 07:41:46 PM
gimmegimme:

Maybe that explains the hat.  It will hurt if you punch him in the head because of the studs.

I'd take the risk.
 
2013-06-30 07:57:09 PM
FTA:  This is the first marriage for 38-year-old Chad and the second for Avril's 28-year-old ass.

Anyone else find this turn of phrase to be a touch misogynist?
 
2013-06-30 08:02:44 PM

pinchpoint: bobbette: No bigger entertainment industry douchebags exist, male or female, in Canada.

O RLY?

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And this thread just took a turn for the douche.
 
2013-06-30 08:07:04 PM

FormlessOne: FTA:  This is the first marriage for 38-year-old Chad and the second for Avril's 28-year-old ass.

Anyone else find this turn of phrase to be a touch misogynist?


Nah.  No more inappropriate than the objectification of hot soccer players on Jezebel.
 
2013-06-30 08:25:35 PM

fusillade762: Chavril.


Funny enough, to an Englishman that would be a very funny and appropriate word.
 
2013-06-30 09:48:20 PM

AliceBToklasLives: When you allow Canadians to marry you end up with abominations like Bryan Adams.  No to Canadian marriage!

/Fact: Nowhere in the Bible does it say Canadians can marry


Funner fact: Both of Bryan Adams' parents are from England.
 
2013-06-30 10:27:26 PM

jack21221: Man, what is this author's problem? He is getting SO ANGRY that two people whose music he isn't a fan of are getting married. How does this affect him in any way?


Came here to ask this same question. Why all the hate? Why would ANYONE give a fark one way or the other?
 
2013-06-30 11:53:10 PM
Shouldn't this thread be filled with pics of a scantily clad Avril Lavigne? I are sad.
 
2013-07-01 12:08:35 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-01 08:45:39 AM

spacemanjones: Shouldn't this thread be filled with pics of a scantily clad Avril Lavigne? I are sad.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Is that better?
 
2013-07-01 12:47:32 PM

good_2_go: AliceBToklasLives: When you allow Canadians to marry you end up with abominations like Bryan Adams.  No to Canadian marriage!

/Fact: Nowhere in the Bible does it say Canadians can marry

Funner fact: Both of Bryan Adams' parents are from England.


I did not know that.

/well, the Bible also gives no sanction to English marriage, so . . .
 
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