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(LiveLeak) Video There's just nothing like the sound of a dumbass after he knocks the wind out of himself while trying to perform a stupid stunt   (liveleak.com) divider line 37
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2013-06-30 11:11:11 AM
Sounded like a young wounded wookie.  Perhaps a bent one?

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2013-06-30 11:17:40 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-06-30 11:28:19 AM
Roof jump. Never a good idea unless the roof is on fire or something.
 
2013-06-30 12:07:55 PM
Hey guys, that whole parkour thing looks like fun, let's try it. What could go wrong?
 
2013-06-30 01:04:41 PM
He's certainly no Oofty Goofty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oofty_Goofty
 
2013-06-30 01:51:58 PM
I have injured myself in numerous ways, once being about 2hrs from the nearest hospital. But few things compare to the fear that goes through your brain when you knock the wind out of yourself. There is small window of time when you dont know if youre about to die, or if you just need a minute to relax.
 
2013-06-30 02:02:30 PM
"He is NOT OK"
 
2013-06-30 02:12:51 PM

The_Eliminator: "He is NOT OK"


I thought he said "your knee is NOT OK". The way he landed on it, that would make sense.
 
2013-06-30 03:44:47 PM
Gravity's a biatch, dumbass.
 
2013-06-30 03:50:36 PM
Man those dead eyes are creepy!
 
2013-06-30 03:53:41 PM
Poor kid.
 
2013-06-30 04:13:16 PM
That's the best Terri Schiavo impression I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-06-30 04:18:59 PM

Ninjazx: [api.ning.com image 850x564]


THIS
we need more dumbasses doing things like this. The younger the better.
Before they are allowed to vote if we are lucky.
 
2013-06-30 04:23:10 PM
He got concussed. Same sound/reaction I made, but with fewer curses directed toward his friends and their mothers. Apparently I knew a lot of foul language when I was 12: "fark you. fark your farking mother, you mother farker!," etc. I came to in the hospital and had a sinking feeling that I had said some unpleasant things.
 
2013-06-30 04:43:11 PM
I had the wind knocked out of me like that once.  Of course, I was skiing on a groomed run, during normal hours, sober, with responsible friends.  Not jumping off a roof in the presence of dicks with video cameras.
 
2013-06-30 04:50:46 PM
 
2013-06-30 05:03:14 PM
<csb>
Friend of mine and were sitting on my deck once.  He was on a cheap chair that broke under him.  Knocked the wind out of him.  It was the first time it had ever happened to him.  He's lying there on the ground.
Him:  URRRRRRR.
Me:  Dude, you got the wind knocked out of you.
Him:  URRRRRRR.
Me:  You feel like you're gonna die, don't you?
Him:  URRRRR!
Me:  You look really stupid.
Him:  *gasps for air*.  You're an asshole.
Me:  Yeah, but you looked really stupid.
</csb>
 
2013-06-30 05:12:20 PM
the Sound the GOP made at Election night in 2012.
 
2013-06-30 05:28:52 PM

Linux_Yes: the Sound the GOP made at Election night in 2012.


they are STILL making that sound!!
(* the polls were all skewed to the liberals!!! they stole the election!!!! *)
 
2013-06-30 05:31:36 PM
Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.
 
2013-06-30 05:33:49 PM

The_Eliminator: "He is NOT OK"


Idon't think he was ok to begin with
 
2013-06-30 06:00:52 PM

INeedAName: I have injured myself in numerous ways, once being about 2hrs from the nearest hospital. But few things compare to the fear that goes through your brain when you knock the wind out of yourself. There is small window of time when you dont know if youre about to die, or if you just need a minute to relax.


I've been in a car accident where I broke my clavicle, six ribs and punctured a lung. The excruciating pain wasn't the worst part. Pain can be endured, but suffocation sends the brain straight into DEFCON One.
 
2013-06-30 06:33:27 PM

Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.


They also bounce rather spectacularly off of rock too.  (Be sure to turn up volume to hear the bones snapping)
 
2013-06-30 06:39:36 PM

Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.


This is directly proportional to your age. On the plus side this young man has learned a valuable lesson and survived to apply it in later life
 
2013-06-30 07:46:59 PM
Of all the crazy stuff I've seen on Liveleak, that was the first time I've been warned it might be inappropriate and had to confirm my age.
 
2013-06-30 08:20:37 PM

2xhelix: Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.

They also bounce rather spectacularly off of rock too.  (Be sure to turn up volume to hear the bones snapping)




Nope, not watching that.
 
2013-06-30 09:07:24 PM

Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.


It's Newton's 4th Law.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ
 
2013-06-30 09:39:43 PM
To the pain!!
 
2013-06-30 09:50:55 PM

ltdanman44: groaning compilation


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6imVB9WckQ


I enjoyed that...probably much more than I should have.
 
2013-06-30 11:20:25 PM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.

It's Newton's 4th Law.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ


That poor dude on the howitzer now has an innie.
 
2013-06-30 11:56:24 PM
Ok, if that was the "Roof Jump Gone Wrong," what exactly would it look like for that to be a "Roof Jump Gone Right?"

What is the intended happy ending for riding a skateboard off of a 10' roof onto a field of hard-packed dirt and scrub grass?
 
2013-07-01 12:31:36 AM

ltdanman44: groaning compilation


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6imVB9WckQ


Watching that makes my diaphragm hurt.
 
2013-07-01 12:48:04 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what the intended outcome was supposed to be.
 
2013-07-01 03:43:46 AM

Hand Banana: I'm still trying to figure out what the intended outcome was supposed to be.


Shrooms + roof = sustained flight... or so he thought for about 1.3 seconds.
 
2013-07-01 09:36:45 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Raddamant: Huh. So people DO bounce when they hit the ground. Learned something new today.

It's Newton's 4th Law.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ">http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=2eDiTC50SWQ


THat's the best use of an Andrew WK song for a youtube clip today.
 
2013-07-01 02:14:33 PM
 
2013-07-01 05:42:45 PM
Breathe through your nose!!!

It reminded me of Felony Fights when one guy would kick the living shiat out the other guy...
The one laid out, KO'd...almost always had trouble breathing and the Felony Fights camera guy would always lean over, put a rolled up T-shirt under the KO'd guy's head and shout...

Breathe through your nose!!!

Hilarious!
 
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