dr_blasto: WTF is the "Amplified Bible?"
A_Listless_Wanderer: Dear Mods in the Sky,Please fix the headline.Thank you.Subby.PS. If I send you $5 a month may I have a helicopter?/Congregation//Congregation///Congregation/farking autocorrect
optikeye: Why does God Need A Helicopter?
Befuddled: What astounds me isn't someone being so brazen to ask for handouts totaling fifty thousand dollars for their helicopter. What astounds me is people didn't get up and walk out right after he asked.It's funny how the Christians don't seem to realize that if there is a God and a Devil, the Devil is going to be corrupting the good from within, that to stop using their God-given faculties to think and blindly follow someone because they say they're doing God's work is a surefire way to end up doing evil./atheist
oryx: Isn't that racist?
NutWrench: Holy crap, this. It's always been about class warfare. All the debate you see about the "Liberals vs the Conservatives", the "Republicans vs the Democrats" or the Romulans vs the Federation is just a bunch of useless jerking off. It's about the 1% vs everybody else. It's about the clueful vs the clueless.
wildlifer: So we have a Benny Hinn wannabe?Paying for forgiveness is cathocism,With baptists' it's free of charge, just ask, no middle man.
orbister: Who made him a bishop?
Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'd like to replace my 17-year-old Stratus with something brand-new. Any y'all care to help me out with that?? (I mean, you do believe in me, right?) Nothing real fancy. A Ford Taurus or a Chrysler 200 would do just fine.
A_Listless_Wanderer: The thing you have to remember is that these fundy evangelicals don't actually read the bible.
danielscissorhands: Is "congratulations" (instead of congregation) in the headline a typo by a drunk-mitter, or is this a reference to something else?Thank you.
drjekel_mrhyde: I got $100 that this is a Baptist or Non-Denominational Church./If you see a ATM machine in your church...........leave and never go back
NecoConeco: Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charmaskin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm.He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his facesellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace.Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth.I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myselfWould He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car?Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star?If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to knowCould ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show?
FirstNationalBastard: optikeye: Why does God Need A Helicopter?He is a big Airwolf fan. How do you think the show lasted four years?
Bathia_Mapes: The Bible verse he references in the letter says this:2 Chronicles 20:20New International Version (NIV)20 Early in the morning they left for the Desert of Tekoa. As they set out, Jehoshaphat stood and said, "Listen to me, Judah and people of Jerusalem! Have faith in the Lord your God and you will be upheld; have faith in his prophets and you will be successful."So, this charlatan is essentially calling himself a prophet.
MurphyMurphy: No, people made religion, stupid.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bill Graham flies into power lines and this sh*tstain is allowed to live/there is no god
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