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(The Sun)   A really tall guy walks into a bar... (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 73
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2013-06-30 06:44:05 AM

Fista-Phobia: Have you been to Europe?


Why yes, I spent over 3 years in England and visited France while I was there.

Just pay no attention to the fact that I arrived when I was 6 weeks old and left when I was nearly 4 years old and don't really remember any of it.
 
2013-06-30 07:40:48 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: God-is-a-Taco: Like a 6'7 guy needs help with women.

No baldies, ell oh ell.

God-is-a-Taco: He does seem older than 23 though, the "lumberjack" look doesn't really scream youth.

Brits look older than they are, at least to me.

Maybe the real problem is the bathroom can't handle this lumberjack's logs.

I'm just 5'10" but I can defeat almost any toilet through the miracle of IBS. I'm talking piles above sea level here. The solution is to flush while extruding, but that's hard to time even when sober.


www.commandercrow.com

If Play-Doh hadn't already patented the name, I'd recommend you call yourself the "Fun Factory".
 
2013-06-30 08:37:41 AM
I thought it was going to be a guy with a bar in his head, or at least a red mark on his forehead.

Instead he was in a pub.
 
2013-06-30 08:48:18 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Quantum Apostrophe: 23 with that hairline? Poor bastard.

Like a 6'7 guy needs help with women.
He does seem older than 23 though, the "lumberjack" look doesn't really scream youth.


I wonder if he likes to press wild flowers. He already hangs around in bars.
 
2013-06-30 08:48:54 AM
CSB -

I was going to school at the University of Bridgeport, and was doing security in the lobby of my dorm building one night when Manut Bol walked in. The guy was like 8 feet tall, skinny as a bean pole and black as night. Of course I was a little stoned, and so it was surreal as hell. He had to duck under the door to get in. He was as nice as could be, signed in and went to hang out with some friends. I've never been right since.
 
2013-06-30 08:49:47 AM
*late to the party. Again.
 
2013-06-30 08:51:34 AM
for reference, the average person comes up to about his crotch.

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-06-30 09:04:08 AM
The barkeep did not want to state the real reason for evicting him: 300 pounds + booze hound = weapons-grade B.O.
 
2013-06-30 09:09:08 AM

numbone: Who cares? The beer is always overpriced in a mini bar.


l-userpic.livejournal.com
 
2013-06-30 10:01:32 AM
6-7, 284, and balding. If he lives to the high side of 55, he's beaten the odds.
 
2013-06-30 11:30:57 AM

sandbar67: for reference, the average person comes up to about his crotch.

[www.washingtonpost.com image 814x1227]


They'd need a shovel to find out though.
 
2013-06-30 12:38:56 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Quantum Apostrophe: 23 with that hairline? Poor bastard.

Like a 6'7 guy needs help with women.
He does seem older than 23 though, the "lumberjack" look doesn't really scream youth.


I've had plenty of women tell me I'm to tall for them.

6'9"
 
2013-06-30 12:43:00 PM

mbillips: 6-7, 284, and balding. If he lives to the high side of 55, he's beaten the odds.


You must have some secret knowledge.  His weight may not be the type of weight you may normally think of.

I'm 6'9" 270 pounds at 14.3% body fat, I work out and swim every day and I am bald are you suggesting I only maybe have 20 years left?
 
2013-06-30 01:58:25 PM

dazed420: mbillips: 6-7, 284, and balding. If he lives to the high side of 55, he's beaten the odds.

You must have some secret knowledge.  His weight may not be the type of weight you may normally think of.

I'm 6'9" 270 pounds at 14.3% body fat, I work out and swim every day and I am bald are you suggesting I only maybe have 20 years left?


RIP dazed420
 
2013-06-30 03:31:10 PM

dazed420: mbillips: 6-7, 284, and balding. If he lives to the high side of 55, he's beaten the odds.

You must have some secret knowledge.  His weight may not be the type of weight you may normally think of.

I'm 6'9" 270 pounds at 14.3% body fat, I work out and swim every day and I am bald are you suggesting I only maybe have 20 years left?


*pours one out for dazed420*
 
2013-06-30 04:44:28 PM
Bar patron and bar agree to customer "ban" to get (inter)national press coverage and free advertising for both their businesses. The Sun is there to shill for them. News at 11!
 
2013-06-30 04:59:57 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Quantum Apostrophe: 23 with that hairline? Poor bastard.

Like a 6'7 guy needs help with women.
He does seem older than 23 though, the "lumberjack" look doesn't really scream youth.


I am 24, 6'8", and looked nearly identical to that guy before I lost 100 lbs. Also I shave my terrible hair away. Most people still think I'm in my thirties. Viking blood, I guess.
 
2013-06-30 05:14:21 PM
FTA: "Now landlord Jack Burton has banned the bearded tree surgeon at peak times. He said: "Adam's a real gentle giant. But on a busy night he takes up such a lot of space that I have to turn away at least four normal-sized drinkers."

surlymuse.com

/hot like black blood of the earth
 
2013-06-30 05:28:00 PM

dazed420: mbillips: 6-7, 284, and balding. If he lives to the high side of 55, he's beaten the odds.

You must have some secret knowledge.  His weight may not be the type of weight you may normally think of.

I'm 6'9" 270 pounds at 14.3% body fat, I work out and swim every day and I am bald are you suggesting I only maybe have 20 years left?


Sorry, but yes. We big dogs tend not to live long. Sleep tight!
 
2013-06-30 06:31:36 PM
Shame about dazed420.
Too soon gone...
 
2013-07-01 12:21:37 AM
That big boy must have some Norse blood in him.
 
2013-07-01 03:40:51 AM
You and Assa still have a chance!
 
2013-07-01 11:38:02 AM

HotWingAgenda: He's only 6'7" and this is news, to the Sun? How short are English people getting?


So short, that he takes up room of 4 regular people according to the article. so 6'7" at 294 lbs/4 is 1'8" and 74 lbs :(
 
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