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(SFGate)   You get shot twice on your porch on Friday morning and survive. On Saturday morning do you: A) Tell the police who shot you B) Stay away from your windows C) Go outside to sit on your porch?   (sfgate.com) divider line 13
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2013-06-30 01:09:04 AM
7 votes:
2 strikes to Darwin... and... HE STEPS BACK AND POINTS HIS BAT AT THE CENTER FIELD WALL!
2013-06-30 05:34:20 AM
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-06-30 08:12:21 AM
2 votes:
TV news is reporting he just got shot again.
2013-06-30 12:09:57 AM
2 votes:
Guy gets shot at and lives, fails to co-operate with police and then just over 24 hours later sits out on his front porch like nothings happened until some guy (the same guy most likely) comes along and pops a cap in his head killing him?

I guess my only question here is why didn't he just use the Holy Hand Grenade to protect himself.
2013-06-29 11:59:26 PM
2 votes:
C. Obviously the bastard that are trying to kill me are too incompetent to make it happen.

No need to worry
2013-06-30 09:38:49 AM
1 votes:
www.singleblackmale.org

/didn't like people playin' on his phone
2013-06-30 07:56:28 AM
1 votes:
exactly why i'm saving u for a Yo! Mtv Raps Casket. cause you nevah no.
2013-06-30 07:38:26 AM
1 votes:
The gunman is his brother. He tries to shoot him once a month.
2013-06-30 07:34:25 AM
1 votes:
someone that liked to sit on the porch? If only there were a term for that, something involving porches and primates or simians....
2013-06-30 06:52:15 AM
1 votes:
Mark my words:  The way you people personify natural selection, in 100 years people will be praying to Darwin 100% sans irony.

/which will be ironic
2013-06-30 05:59:16 AM
1 votes:

jtown: quatchi: Guy gets shot at and lives, fails to co-operate with police and then just over 24 hours later sits out on his front porch like nothings happened until some guy (the same guy most likely) comes along and pops a cap in his head killing him?

I guess my only question here is why didn't he just use the Holy Hand Grenade to protect himself.

Are you suggesting he was shot by a rabbit?


Are you suggesting rabbits migrate?
2013-06-30 01:23:58 AM
1 votes:
So, he wasn't sitting on the front porch with a shotgun on his lap?
2013-06-30 12:07:10 AM
1 votes:
Gang members killing gang members...
 
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