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(KnoxNews)   He "arrived to a meeting with a pink teddy bear and a bag of condoms in hand. That much is clear"   (knoxnews.com) divider line 11
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2013-06-29 11:28:19 PM  
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Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: sendtodave: Or even teenagers?

If he did want to have sex with a 14 year old, that would make him an ephebophile, not a pedophile.


and if he was going to have sex with the teddy bear, it would be arcotophilia.  Or performance art.  Either answer is acceptable.
2013-06-29 08:45:15 PM  
3 votes:
to make a chris hanson reference or not: that is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous cliche
or to take arms and think of something witty
2013-06-29 11:38:32 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: The condoms were for the teddy bear and he was going to make the aunt and 14-year old watch?


i.qkme.me
2013-06-29 11:30:00 PM  
2 votes:
The condoms were for the teddy bear and he was going to make the aunt and 14-year old watch?
2013-06-29 11:01:47 PM  
2 votes:
But did he arrive in September 2012 with a criminal intent to have sex with an adult 36-year-old aunt to a 14-year-old niece, or was he enticed to act by police posing as an adult and niece sexual combo?

Case closed.  It's obvious that the condoms were for the aunt, and the teddy bear was for the niece!

Difficulty:  This was the teddy bear.


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2013-06-29 10:50:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-29 11:53:44 PM  
1 votes:

julysurprise: Teddy Bear for a 14 year old?  Wouldn't most teenage girls roll eyes at that?


Not anymore.

That would require looking up from their cellphone.
2013-06-29 11:34:18 PM  
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Project kickoff meetings are always so hard.

/dnrtfa


I also thought it was something to do with a business meeting. Then I read the article and saw it was some boring cop sting.

/I often bring Mr Cuddles to my project meetings but a bag of condoms would send the wrong message
/you don't know the scum that work in engineering
2013-06-29 11:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

lordargent: Don't most pedos not care at all about adults?

adult 36-year-old aunt
[mlkshk.com image 400x300]


Or even teenagers?

14-year-old niece
mlkshk.com
2013-06-29 11:03:18 PM  
1 votes:

TheTurtle: Countdown to Pedo Bear in 3...2...1...


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2013-06-29 10:50:44 PM  
1 votes:
Project kickoff meetings are always so hard.

/dnrtfa
 
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